Mizwisdom:
9 I chop am wella

Officialgarri:
Next time, your question should be the other way round. Like
"Which of these punishments did you not serve? "

Noted sir

Wigetsolar:
Oga why?
https://www.nairaland.com/5365450/which-these-punishments-given-when

incase others didn't see the post before na

Growing up was tough for a lot of us. Which of these punishments in the picture did you serve?

squash47:
you dare not compare an afonja with Almighty Jesus..because:
1.Jesus is not gay.
2.Jesus does not depend on flaunting gucci for survival
3.Jesus is not proud,He doesnot boast of His divine achievements..
4.Lastly,Jesus does not post trash on His heavenly IG account...
oga freeze,be warned!!

How the fvck do you know. Have you met Jesus?

The boy child has never been given the opportunity to freely express how he feels about certain heart issues.
Upon trusting few of his friends, he decides to tell them how he feels about a girl, they turn his situation into a circus or a comedy show, something for the laugh. They would sometimes roll out of their chairs, laugh their throats out and tell him to just shut the Bleep up. Or just Bleep the girl. “No boy goes about loving any girl,” they would say.
No one taught them to be like that. No one was constructed to be heartless or become too comical at an emotional party. It is just what they have been made into: a lot of silence in one body, a boy taught to ignore his emotions or sweep it under the carpet and just move on. Our parents did their best at ignoring too. They wanted to know when my sister was practically ripe enough to see her first blood. Wanted to know when next she was going to see it. Wanted to know what happens when it happens. No one really cared if I had ever had a wet dream. No one wanted to be interested in the fact that I might just go wild after all.
This world is just it. The world that spends half of the world’s fortune trying to solve the mess it erupted in the girl child. And then forget the lots of boys like me who would grow someday to become fathers, own a home, have a family. And all these silences may result in a broken father that beats his wife or a man that does not stay at home. The hope we have is just too little, but we are rising.

Check out this outfit...

We are good friends but all the while she was giving me green light... Shey una understand? When I plucked the courage to ask her out she come start to dey do guy for me...

Guys... Especially ladies, why do you think she's doing this? Cos before I ask her, she and I were flirting like crazy. Then as soon as I asked her to b my girl, she come change...

I pity the guy wey go mistakenly jam u...

rheether:
You need to show me say you fit take care of me

PLEASE TAKE YOUR TIME TO READ THIS VERY IMPORTANT PIECE
I would have just ignored this, but c'mon it insidiously delved into my area of professionalism. And people keep posting this image to bullshit whatever effort people have made in their posts with carefully constructed grammar.
Permit me to say that this is one image that has been ignorantly designed by a dullard of infinite progression!
It is as clear as the 'mene mene tekel upharsin', that the image means: 'Someone's fluent use of English is not a measure of his intelligence'
The funny part is that the image contradicts itself by itself.
Let us then take it syllogistically:
PREMISE 1
According to the image, English is a language. Obviously it is.
What then is a Language? It is the ability to acquire/learn and use complex systems of communication.
Then being able to acquire/learn such complex systems and effectively use them well is seen as possessing a skill in that language.
PREMISE 2
What is intelligence?
This is the ability to acquire and apply knowledge and skills.
This then follows that from the definition given above on 'Language', the ability to acquire and apply such a knowledge of language which could as well be a skill, is simply intelligence!
CONCLUSION
Since English is a 'LANGUAGE', and the effective application of the knowledge of English language is 'INTELLIGENCE', then, 'ENGLISH LANGUAGE IS A MEASURE OF INTELLIGENCE'!
English language (as well as other languages) skill is just like any other skill needed to be learnt from
an experienced person who has thorough
knowledge on the subject.
If only the image had borne this instead, 'ENGLISH IS A LANGUAGE, NOT THE MEASURE OF INTELLIGENCE', then I couldn't have agreed more.
But being enshrouded in ignorance, the indefinite article 'A' was used instead of the definite article 'THE'. This 'A' then renders the statement to read, 'English language is NEVER a measure of intelligence', which is incontrovertibly wrong!
If we had 'THE' therein, it would then read, 'English language is not the ONLY measure of intelligence'. Then I could have let sleeping dogs lie, because obviously there are other measures of intelligence which could consist of your skill on handling a real life situation, among others.
ACQUIRE A SKILL IN A LANGUAGE TODAY AS A PROOF OF YOUR INTELLIGENCE.
Share this to someone who's already deceived by this image and save his ignorance!
And this is what I call...
#ComelyReasoning

I thought there's an Actors Guild in this mofo country? what the hell are they doing? Make una help this man na... Kedu ife nemenu! o Chim o

pocohantas:
I support the first part, but the remaining part is rubbish.
How will a grown man drop his shoe anywhere and not be corrected, is he a pig?

Take him to the sink and wash his hands?
Lol
Any man that subscribes to this just to bash feminist/feminism should have his head checked.

You should have your head checked for taking that part literally.

Reality is crushing

youngjoy:
love love love toke makinwa my role model

I pity your poor mother who suffad to give birth to you... I could have said you should go back to the womb but that's to suffer the poor woman more... Chai! bobrisky should be ur playmodel... efulefu

Slumber party ke? Halloween Witches party to be exact. with all this ojuju wey dey face?

What Is Wrong With This Picture?

khristals:


bet why

that's y i need y'all help

Berlyn:
alaye who be your 'guy' aint you seeing the 'f' word beside my monicker

my bad

Berlyn:
if we have people like you as a leader this nation would be corruption free

u just picked my brains my guy

0ubenji:
OP..is she ur bae??

nah bro, she a friend

NA LIE! This thing na plan dey plan am so that them go use am do story

The guy is either gay or gay

She's a 43 yr old virgin and I'm 22yr old and she wants me to break her virginity. Please Nairalanders your advice is needed.

Chai! Guys don suffer

You've gotten the attention you sought. Ngwa gerrarahere ike nsi

mizzbouqui:
Not that much, I was actually expecting it to be never ending.

if i buy an item i use it the way i like. Same goes to a woman i buy with my money not marry

ForeverYoung197:
Not that much. It's only 2 pages .

don't cry when someone starts using you to learn boxing cos literally he OWNS you.

Nuzy:



http://saharareporters.com/2016/06/27/senator-ben-murray-bruce-may-have-used-union-bank-loan-purchase-5m-beverly-hills-mansion

HE JUST WANTS TO MAKE COMMON SENSE.

contactmorak:
May God not make us foolish.... When do you think he will finish?

http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/06/lol.html

i will nt b surprised if i find out that the person ho posted this is actually the one in the picture