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no one is talking bout our dearly beloved ' TALES BY MOONLIGHT' , CHECKMATES, D REAL SUPER STORIES(Suara,Abike and Toyin tomatoe)

Na we wan host d Olympics ?
Dis country ministers no go kill us wit laff, dem don turn d full country to joke finish

Jessica Cox suffered a rare birth defect and was born without any arms. None of the prenatal tests her mother took showed there was anything wrong with her. And yet she was born with this rare congenital disease, but also with a great spirit.

The psychology graduate can write, type, drive a car, brush her hair and talk on her phone simply using her feet.

Ms Cox, from Tuscon, Arizona, USA, is also a former dancer and double black belt in Tai Kwon-Do.

She has a no-restrictions driving license, she flies planes and she can type 25 words a minute.

The plane she is flying is called an Ercoupe and it is one of the few airplanes to be made and certified without pedals. Without rudder pedals Jessica is free to use her feet as hands. She took three years instead of the usual six months to complete her lightweight aircraft licence, had three flying instructors and practiced 89 hours of flying.

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http://www.fourwinds10.net/siterun_data/health/disabilities/news.php?q=1235257118


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2IqpPSF9-U


Wonderful, I'll say.

Pls am trying to create a website using HTML codes of any business establishment using tables, headings, pictures and lists.
I jst dnt knw hw to go bout it.
Pls any form of help will be kindly appreciated.
Thanx.
LONG LIVE NairaLand

ENJOY THIS
Bad Market for 419er subdued by a
friend (Ayo).
Excerpt.......
Mr. 419: Hello, how are you?
Ayo: Fine. Pls, who am I speaking with?
Mr. 419: Haba, don't you remember me?
Who do you know in UK dat could be
calling?
(Sensing a scam, Ayo threw in a trap…)
Ayo: Johnson! Is that you?
(Meanwhile, Ayo doesn't know any
Johnson in UK)
(Thinking it's a break, he swallows the
bait)
Mr. 419: Of course, this is Johnson! How
come you didn't recognize my voice
initially?
(Ayo certain it's a scam, he decided to
punish him verbally and financially. He
had the time that morning so he was
going to assist him waste his call credit.)
Ayo: Jooooooohnson! Kai! Omo buruku
gbaa ni o! (You are a very bad boy). Your
father died, you didn't so much as show
up or send a note. Omo a se iru e fun e
o! (Your children will repay you with
such). Didn't you hear about his demise?
He was so bitter and full of original and
heavy curses for you.
Mr. 419 (Obviously subdued): I didn't
hear. I would have come.
Ayo: Too bad. You heard your mama has
leprosy too? You didn't hear about that,
abi?
Mr. 419: (Now uncomfortable) No, I
didn’t hear.
Ayo: (Enjoying himself thoroughly) Too
bad! Is your wife that foolish too? Not
even a word from her after you folks
married without our blessings? If the
husband is not wise, is the wife lame-
witted too?
Mr. 419: She's fine. I'm certain she'll get
across to you. There's an issue…
(breaking in before he begins his story)
Ayo: Ah! Jooohnson, O se mi o (you
offended me). I sent you money to buy
me a car and you just disappeared.
When am I having my money back? U
want me to curse you too like ur father
did? I don't have his kind of patience o!
I'm sure u know. I won't wait that long
before I give u what u deserve. Epe
buruku niun se fun o! (I'll pronounce
wicked curses on u)
Mr. 419: (Grunted). This issue is
important..
Ayo: Shut up!! When are u sending
money home? Haba! We sent u to
school, clothed u and sent u abroad, Are
u now a 419?
(PHONE CUTS)

a quadratic equation Axsquare +bx +c=0 has two different roots, If the bsquare-4ac=0, it has a simple repeated roots, if bsquare-4ac>0, it has two real roots and if bsquare-4ac<0,it has two complex roots. Write a C++ program that will eveluate and display the type of roots of the equation
a quadratic equation Ax +bx +c=0 has two different roots, If thd b-4ac=0, it has a simple repeated roots, if b-4ac>0, it has two real roots and if b-4ac<0,it has two complex roots. Write a C++ program that will eveluate and display the type of roots of the equation.
a quadratic equation Ax +bx +c=0 has two different roots, If thd b-4ac=0, it has a simple repeated roots, if b-4ac>0, it has two real roots and if b-4ac<0,it has two complex roots. Write a C++ program that will eveluate and disply the type of roots of the equation

Thanx man

When on September 15, 2012,
Ugochukwu Ozuah, married Joan, his
girlfriend of nearly two years; family and
friends rejoiced with them at The
Redeemed Evangelical Mission, Lagos.
The 36-year-old man and Joan then
stayed at the Whispering Palms, a beach
resort in Badagry, for three days for their
honeymoon.
The couple’s joy was however cut short
on September 20, 2012, when the
groom was allegedly shot and killed by
policemen attached to the Anthony
Division.
Ozuah, an indigene of Anambra State
and Mechanical Engineering Graduate of
the University of Ado Ekiti, was allegedly
killed close to the UPS Bus Stop along
Oworonsoki-Oshodi Expressway while
dropping his friend off.
The friend, Erikefe Omene, who came
from the United Kingdom to attend the
wedding, told PUNCH Metro that he still
could not understand why the policemen
shot the deceased.
He said, “I went to visit Ozuah at his
house at Oke Olowo Estate on Thursday.
When it was around 10pm, I wanted to
leave but he said taxis were not allowed
into the estate so he decided to drop me
off outside the estate where I would get
a taxi. We got into his car, a Honda CRV,
and he drove out. As we approached the
expressway, there was an ash/blue car
that stopped around the same time to
drop someone.
“An individual came out of the car which
was now parked side by side with ours.
Because of the manner with which it
was parked, I didn’t know the type of car
it was. Policemen approached the said
car and I thought it was just a routine
check so we didn’t pay it much attention.
“Ozuah parked the car and we both
alighted so we could stop a taxi but
before he to shut the door, one of the
policemen said, ‘Who’s there? Who goes
there?’ And shot Ozuah who then fell flat
on the floor. Individuals from the ash/
blue car suddenly ran behind Ozuah’s car
to where I was and I thought the
policemen might come around to shoot.
So, I ran back into the estate.”
Omene said he went to the deceased’s
house to inform his wife of what had
happened. He said Joan, and her in-laws
took another car and drove back to the
scene.
He said upon returning to the scene
about 10 to 20 minutes later, he saw
more policemen standing near Ozuah
who was lying down in a pool of his
own blood.
He said, “By the time we arrived the
scene, there were many policemen there.
The Divisional Police Officer said he just
received a phone call that someone was
shot. I then told the DPO that it was a
policeman that shot my friend. The DPO
then asked me to explain and I narrated
the story to him. He said, ‘Are you sure it
wasn’t someone in black that shot your
friend?’
“At this point, Ozuah’s wife started
shouting that we should rush him to a
hospital. Although he wasn’t moving, his
body was still warm. So, we laid him on
the backseat and her brother-in-law
drove him down to the hospital.”
Omene said he remained with the DPO
and reiterated what had happened but
the DPO was adamant, saying the killers
must have been armed robbers in police
uniform.
Omene added that he and the DPO then
drove to the hospital where the doctor
said Ozuah was dead.
It was learnt that Omene immediately
went to the police station where he
wrote a statement.
Ozuah’s remains were said to have been
deposited at the morgue of Lagos State
University Teaching Hospital, Ikeja
At the home of Nkechi, the deceased’s
elder sister, on Friday, sympathisers
came in droves to condole with the
family.
The deceased’s younger sister, who
wept bitterly, told our correspondent
that Ozuah was, until his death, the only
surviving son of the family.
“Our mother gave birth to three girls and
two boys. One of our brothers died in
2008 and Ugochuckwu (Ozuah) was the
only surviving son. Our father is late and
when I got married three years ago, he
(Ozuah) was the one who gave me away.
It feels like a nightmare that he was
killed just days after his wedding and he
had no child. Our mother is still alive.
What a tragedy,” she said.
Omene, who also wept profusely,
described the deceased as a jovial and
straightforward person.
When contacted, the spokesperson for
the state police command, Ngozi Braide,
said it was armed robbers that killed
Ozuah and not the police.
Braide, in a a text message, said, “No, it’s
falsehood. The guy was actually killed by
armed robbers in a Sports Utility Vehicle,
not the police please.”

if you have a work sheet named John that contains Mary and Jane as a work sheet, Write the Syntax to link the 2 worksheets and d steps to achieve that task

Dat means U go 2 church 2 showcase urself and not 2 worship God. May d Lord ve mercy on ur soul

Wat u nid is a psychiatric Doctor..not jst advice 4rm NL ;DWat u nid is a psychiatric Doctor..not jst advice 4rm NL