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SirAfoy1:
because your enemies can even pretend as if they love you but they are looking for the one way or the other to destroy you

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osaslord500:
Itz allowed

....really?

Most times have ponder on this; why ladies or guyz take for granted people who love them. For example you see a guy who truely love a lady, he calls her, text her, care about her well being....but the lady most times don't take such guy too seriously... Seeing him as weak or emotional.

Even guyz too, a cool lady wants you, text you, call you and really care about...most times you find out that the guy takes such a lady for granted, even to the extended of cheating on her.

Why do this really happen... Pls guyz are there thingz that could be causing this kinda attitude

[quote author=steveneche post=41724384]STUPID QUESTIONS AND APPROPRIATE ANSWERS

1. You entered the bathroom, as you are bathing, someone ask you “what are you doing”.
ANSWER: I’m frying fish.
2. You wake up in the morning you are going out a neighbour ask “you don wake”
ANSWER: No na my ghost be this.
3. A family friend put to bed and someone ask “was she pregnant?”
ANSWER: No she vomited an egg which later hatched.
4. You are in a queue at the ATM and
someone sees you and ask “what are you doing here?”
ANSWER: I’m waiting to vote for my favourite political party. nonsense.
5. You are going to church with a bible
someone ask you “Are you going to church?”
ANSWER: No I’m going to the shrine.


Well I don't see the stupidity in the questions above, in as much as you are in Nigeria. Its kinda a way of life. But the only stupid thing I see is the respond or should I say the answers!

nokiaba3:
junior,have u finished washing the plate i gave you to wash
after that go and do your assignment and be prepared for your school tomorrow

You shoudnt be here! You know that

I find ladies with big white eyes sexy. also ladies with natural long hair and less make up on their face sexy

prettythicksme:
Like seriously?

Yea

Hadez:
And who says we care about how huge you are? You should get your facts right

Admit it, am sure you do it.

prettythicksme:
Seriosly i do dat a lot buh i do wonder how u guys walk comfortable with two tinz dancing btw ur legs!!

Can't speak for others! For me its so comfortable. I feels like the boss, when I catch her staring and gives her a wink.

I noticed this, when I was walking down the road that ladies, I mean most ladies likes looking at a guys' TROUSER ZIP when his walking.

It got me thinking, could it be ladies seize the opportunity to have a mental picture of a guyz dick length!
....Guyz do most of you noticed this?

And ladies when you look at our trouser zips, what comes to your mind?

Hello great sons and daughters of God....Happy New Year to you all....let's share the New Year Joy!
We made it into 2016

I must put a call to Buhari!
Buhari must hear this

Jan-dec. About 6 to 7k still see it as expensive

The her height is ok!

And for those who think, the other two ladies are shorties! Well I don't think so, cos everyone is uniquely made by God.

She is training! Her husband is in trouble

kestolove95:
Na your type women dey control, dey pity us

Well, you totally wrong! Been compassionate doesn't mean been stupid.

beegurl:
U aren't weak, u just have a good heart

Thanks Sis

MRBrownJ:
@Vick555
it is wrong for ANYONE (man OR woman) to abuse or raise their hand on their partner, period! but i certainly "understand" why many do it.

you are too emotional about the issue, and i suspect you have never lived with a woman in the past. if you have never "contemplated" knocking someone upside their head, then you havent lived long enough with the opposite sex. we are two different beings, and as much as we may love one another, we dont think/function alike, therefore there is bound to be frictions. the catch is to understand that, even though it may feel better to do so, it aint worth it to abuse someone emotionally/physically, and you might as well walk away or ignore that person.

Thanks...I share your veiw point too.

This is really serious! Most times I wonder why men beat their wife, not only getting physical with them, but also verbally destorying their emotion! It really hurt! When I see such cases, specially when the lady in question is crying it gets me really weak. Sometimes I feel like joining in shedding tears with such a lady.
Is it good for a man to to raise his hand against his wife in front of his children or even use abusive words on her when the children are around.



Pls fellow nairalanders...help me out. Am I just weak as a guy...to feel weak when I see a woman going through emotional times! Could feeling women weakness makes me a weak guy? And if it is, what can I do to overcome this?...thanks

And the cute baby be like 'why are you closing your eyes!.




Well if you ask me, I don't think that's an innocent kiss. The man is practically kissing the babys lips. With all eyes closed.

Congrats girl! Job well done

3. The Off Dancers:
These are the people that dance off point. You go dey hear another song, their body go dey do another thing and they are normally very bold and dem no send
.


I know OP very well. He belongs to this category.
;D3. The Off Dancers:
These are the people that dance off point. You go dey hear another song, their body go dey do another thing and they are normally very bold and dem no send
.


I know OP very well. He belongs to this category.

Congratulations Dear Nigeria. You well.

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This lady graduated from Ambrose Ali University, Ekpoma. Is this healthy/safe though? More photos after the cut..
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http://www.metronaija.com/2015/09/photos-see-what-they-did-to-ambrose-ali.html

Isn't this madness?
Where is the fun in this?
Exposing the body to bacteria and other disease causing organism. Emotion should be controlled.
This is way out of excitement.

odinese:
.pushing nonsense to FP all the time..

This is bullcrap

Is she married? No

Does she have a child? No

Wtf is this on FP?

You must be a joker! Either you can't read or you blind!
Monalisa has a child ok.
And wether she is married or not, is not your fucking business! She got her own life!
She is a star!
See her beautiful she is! At 41, she goods this good and beautiful.
Gosh! Why hating on her! Please get a life ok.

CUM4WHAT:
are u my twin? We jux alike tho... I love playn and entertaining maself alone. Nd hate being around pple

WOW! Its amazing! Thanks twin.

CUM4WHAT:
are u my twin? We jux alike tho... I love playn and entertaining maself alone. Nd hate being around pple

WOW! Its amazing! Thanks twin.

sparkleice:
.Hmmmmmmm.I guess we are in the same boat,it s very normal atimes it hlps to avoid problem.I can be indoors if u are lucky to see me outside pple will b like did u travel? Cos dey av not seen me for a while.aside my job as soon m bak I lock up.since I don't have a man in my life for now to go spnd weeknds with him I still lock mysef up over the weeknd.I'm not searchng,I'm not taken yet bt js being reserve for the right man dat deserve my love & heart.so my dear u are 100% ok

its so beautiful to read all this. I actually thought, am behaviour is weird...thanks

I see just see one beautiful angel, that's Ebube! OMG that lady is so angelic.

onomeglo:
Is very normal,as long as u are happy wit ur self,no problem.#proudly introvert

Thank you

VaselineAloe:
am sur u av kill ya sef wit pornograf in dat room, mtcheew

https://img.memecdn.com/masturbation_o_201361.jpg

Lol! Are you kidding me? See exactly what you do!
Well lemme inform you, am very contented and happy, always busy with work, books, and other intresting things, the only thing is I have myself as my best friend.

My behaviour sometimes scares me! Before I begin, i gotta say it, am more of an introvert. I read a lot books, all kinda books from novels to classical text. I love a quiet live, I love myself so much, that I take time in giving myself a treat, trust myself, believe so much In myself! I can be in a room all day without minding if anyone actually exist in the world and am happy.
What gets me scared is that, to some extend I don't have friends!
It may just be me, and me alone...without friends..
Is this behaviour normal? pls help me fellow NL