₦airaland Forum

l0lz.guys aint smilinq.9ja d0n 2 hard.!

will be back.to finish the st0ry.

IamMissMarvel:
The first quote deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for "Lying".

The 7th one deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for "Common sense".

IamMissMarvel:
The first quote deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for "Lying".

The 7th one deserves a Nobel Peace Prize for "Common sense".

will u be d awardee?

i th0ught the terr0r gr0up have been eliminated.

what is Nigeria at 55 topmost achievement since independence..(a)telecom,,(b)power,,(c)roads,,(d)aviation,,(e)economy.,..

MissSlimbody:
Yeah, I ate rice hope you did too?

l0lz...i hate akpu.... it a lie o...

MissSlimbody:
Wish you same

h0pe u ate rice

MissSlimbody:
Wish you same

h0pe u ate rice?.do u mind if we f0ll0w each oda..@ our pr0file.

MissSlimbody:
...Not hausa. Lagos.

i knw.i was kiddin..happy sunday

MissSlimbody:
...Bukola is the name

..u ar a hausa gal right l0lz...am j0hn...so whr ar u chattin 4rm?

imaqine say u dey work from january to december them no dey pay u...wetin u go do.??....

MissSlimbody:
I'm good...You?

What's the question and the answer?

am great dear..h0w to create a t0pic was d qustn...so can i kn0w u?

non of my business!..hw e take raise up 9ja naira to be d same with d0llar?

nwanna hbd....see as u be like shekau younger bro

i no knw y nairalanders 2 dey carry matter 4 head!?

is this news current?

i no even understand wetin them dey talk!..wtf.

MissSlimbody:
Go ahead.

[color=#550000]neva mind...i av g0tten d ansa to my question..hw ar u?

oops!dis one na real 'gobe'[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]

[quote][/quote]l0lz.

thanks...but dey add cheat j0in.

puffcitylife:
hope u r not in any yoruba land because if u r, u shall never bring fourth good fruit in yoruba land!!!!!! Ase!!!!!!!

l0lz ;Dguy take am easy na...

see traffic jam _{see traffic jam} see traffic jam as if say he dey share f00d...!

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hmm...them n0 dey tire?[i]hmm...them n0 dey tire?[/i]hmm...them n0 dey tire?

keep up d good work..thumbs up![color=#000099]

obum88:
Funny indeed



But you sef get coma with this foreign writing pattern

;Dl0lz

:-Xhmm.speechless!

h0w d0 you explain when a Niqerian p0lice officer arrest you and check your ph0ne and just at the m0ment,a text c0mes in fr0m your friend saying:."guy abeq if u dey c0me,buy 1 ak~47 and 4 bullets make we take dey j0lly well b4 we go out t0niqht".H0w do you explain to the p0lice officer that your friend meant a v0dka(as ak~47)and 4 energy drinks(as bullets)to make matters worse,y0ur friend's name is r0bert and you saved it as R0B-1.?

h0w do u xplain wen a naija p0lice officer arrest u & check ur ph0ne n just at d m0ment,a text msg c0mes in 4rm ur frnd sayin"guy abeq if u day cum,buy 1ak~47 nd 4 bullets make we take day j0lly wel b4 we go owt t0nyt"h0w do u xplain to d p0lice man that ur frnd meant a v0dka(as ak~47)nd 4 energy drinks{as bullets}to make matters w0rse ur frnd's name is r0bert and u saved it as r0b~1

missslimb0dy cn i ask u a qustn?

_{[/sub][/color];Das he is claimin to av mental dis0rda,make them beat d hell c0m0t 4rm im b0dy...until he sense return...simple..wht a life![sub]}[color=#990000];Das he is claimin to av mental dis0rda,make them beat d hell c0m0t 4rm im b0dy...until he sense return...simple..wht a life![sub][/sub][color=#990000][/color];Das he is claimin to av mental dis0rda,make them beat d hell c0m0t 4rm im b0dy...until he sense return...simple..wht a life!

pinkiberry:
she is hot. but am hotter .

l0lz them lite fire 4 ur b0dy?