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Literature / Re: A Broken Destiny: The Sword Of Vengeance by vickkydgreat(m): 8:14am On Apr 22, 2016
Yeahhhh make una cum ooo solomon don start again ooooooooooooooooooooooo

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Agriculture / Occupation As An Agricultural Economics by vickkydgreat(m): 5:56pm On Apr 08, 2016
Please what occupation can someone when He or She graduate as an Agricultual Economics please i need answers, i was given agricultural economics in school thou i apply for medcine and i have intention of crossing in 200L but some lecturers are advising me not to try such for it may lead to losening of studentship
Education / Re: Lautech Postutme/admission Thread For 2015/2016 by vickkydgreat(m): 7:22am On Mar 24, 2016
If u participate in 2015/2016 and u avnt yet been giving admission please check now admission are being given
Literature / Re: Mary Apocalypse Rise of Titans by vickkydgreat(m): 7:03am On Mar 13, 2016
Tunechi1:
. meaning thr is anoda story coming up, aarrrrgghhhh can't wait for it. Nice one dude thanks for the enlightment i never knew thr was anytin lyk leviathans and talivans am just gonna check it out so when is d next one coming up?



dude u are fucking rong dere... Dis is a story nothing like talivan or levathian or whatsoever in d creation... Except our guy read it from 7 book og moses sha
Romance / Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by vickkydgreat(m): 3:53pm On Mar 12, 2016
lezz:
1) Nigerian women rank bottom last in the global desirability index!!!

2) They are the most unnatural in looks and physical appearance. Common, the hair isn't hers, neither are the nails or lashes. She spends half her time and 40% of her partners' resources in bleaching creams and personal accessories trying to be like a Caucasian woman.

3) She's_fucking expensive and naggy. She has to do her hair twice monthly, fixed her nails and toenails. She relishes eating out than preparing home-made meals.

4) She's less romantic and more dependent than her counterpart from other climes.

The typical Nigerian woman doesnt really know how to please a man in bed. She spends her entire time shopping for clothes she'll soon grow out of, because she eats more junk food in hangouts than she has the time to excercise away.

She is so impassive in bed like a drunken sponger, she actually gives you sex as an act of obligation. While her counterparts wants to take you balls deep.

5) When she marries you, she expects you to father her entire family along. A typical Nigerian girl won't see anything wrong in bringing 4 of her siblings to come live with you, but if you have just one of your sibling around, she will whine and scold and frustrate the life of your sibling.

6)An average nigerian girl loses her charms few years after she settles in the security of marriage. She doubles her sleep time and her weight balloons up , tommy sags, laps wrinkle and she floats around the house either with wrapper around her waist or an oversized, shapeless nightgown.

7) The average Nigerian university girl is a feminist-wana-be. And she doesnt even have the brain to grasp the concept of the word!!!

8} Let's be blunt, the hair of the average naija babe stink of stale sweat and dead cells!!! They don't even bother washing it. They cover it up with polythene when they bathe and it's almost air tight. That's why they wear perfumes and deodorants like corpse.

9) Only Nigerian babes ask for credit cards with which to call you. Where's the fun when you call me with my own money ?

10) Nigerian girls can never love your mother, yet they'll want you to mollycoddle their own mothers and be the Tarzan of their family.

These girls are not dependable and they have a knack for thinking they are the best thing to happen to mankind.

Can't even take them swimming, they need to go find what to cover their silly hair with. If the hair isn't wet and dripping , soaked to her skin like her swimming suit where the hell is the fun?



Infact dat number below point 11 is wot i vote for i cn even give u my father aos cos of dat lines

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Romance / Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by vickkydgreat(m): 3:48pm On Mar 12, 2016
lezz:
1) Nigerian women rank bottom last in the global desirability index!!!

2) They are the most unnatural in looks and physical appearance. Common, the hair isn't hers, neither are the nails or lashes. She spends half her time and 40% of her partners' resources in bleaching creams and personal accessories trying to be like a Caucasian woman.

3) She's_fucking expensive and naggy. She has to do her hair twice monthly, fixed her nails and toenails. She relishes eating out than preparing home-made meals.

4) She's less romantic and more dependent than her counterpart from other climes.

The typical Nigerian woman doesnt really know how to please a man in bed. She spends her entire time shopping for clothes she'll soon grow out of, because she eats more junk food in hangouts than she has the time to excercise away.

She is so impassive in bed like a drunken sponger, she actually gives you sex as an act of obligation. While her counterparts wants to take you balls deep.

5) When she marries you, she expects you to father her entire family along. A typical Nigerian girl won't see anything wrong in bringing 4 of her siblings to come live with you, but if you have just one of your sibling around, she will whine and scold and frustrate the life of your sibling.

6)An average nigerian girl loses her charms few years after she settles in the security of marriage. She doubles her sleep time and her weight balloons up , tommy sags, laps wrinkle and she floats around the house either with wrapper around her waist or an oversized, shapeless nightgown.

7) The average Nigerian university girl is a feminist-wana-be. And she doesnt even have the brain to grasp the concept of the word!!!

8} Let's be blunt, the hair of the average naija babe stink of stale sweat and dead cells!!! They don't even bother washing it. They cover it up with polythene when they bathe and it's almost air tight. That's why they wear perfumes and deodorants like corpse.

9) Only Nigerian babes ask for credit cards with which to call you. Where's the fun when you call me with my own money ?

10) Nigerian girls can never love your mother, yet they'll want you to mollycoddle their own mothers and be the Tarzan of their family.

These girls are not dependable and they have a knack for thinking they are the best thing to happen to mankind.

Can't even take them swimming, they need to go find what to cover their silly hair with. If the hair isn't wet and dripping , soaked to her skin like her swimming suit where the hell is the fun?



like seriously dat point below number 10 can make me give u my papa aos
Romance / Re: Counter Thread: 10 Reasons Why Nigerian Girls Suck At Relationships by vickkydgreat(m): 3:43pm On Mar 12, 2016
Lacomus:
I wish I could like this post twice !!!!!



11. Dis girl are not dependable and dey think dey ar d best dat happen to mankind.... Like seriously i fit gv u my papa aos cos of dat statement alone

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Politics / Re: And Here Comes The Change Buhari Promised.... by vickkydgreat(m): 7:48am On Mar 10, 2016
tolulakin:


Okay...you defended your knowledge of global crude prices well....not your knowledge of Economics though (you sound foolish on that front). However, that you will come on a thread and sound so aggressive and full of insults immediately begins to suggest to one that you are another foolish young Nigerian who has an overrated idea of his own intelligence...too bad all you displayed up there is crass ignorance and an untrained personality.

To address your shallow knowledge of Economics or rather the total lack of same, let me quickly enlighten you.

1. When the prices of crude goes down this way, knowing well that our country is quite too focused on oil exports, it is time to devalue the Naira. Whether we devalue ten times is not the issue, fact is, we cannot by common sense continue to defend the Naira with foreign reserves and hope to have results. Results only come if we devalue the Naira and try to strengthen our other export potentials. While your foolishness held sway, you forgot to notice that the Naira already devalued itself as it sells at around 305 even in Banks where they are supposedly 197. What else will foolish 'wise' people like you be looking out for before screaming for devaluation? One other lesson you failed to bring out of your own analysis of the GEJ era was the fact that a pragmatic and continous devaluation of the Naira in the face of the trends helped the government protect the economy in the eye of the storm. You probably got a D in Economics...or you really cannot think well enough.

2. Did my entire post talk about the crude oil prices only? Was 5000 payment tied to crude oil prices? Did your band of saviors not know that the economy was going into hard times before they made promises? Why defend cheap political deceit with this show of senselessness?

3. Has electricity been stable in your area? Does the price of crude affect that too? You had only one issue to attack in my entire post and you think that badly-concocted defence of PMB gives you a minute right to insult me?

4. You claimed devaluation of the Naira caused some fuel scarcity at the time, right? Your PMB has refused to devalue the Naira and yet, we have had two mega scarcities within his nine months. Where is the magic wand? Seems you were thinking so badly of how to attack GEJ but never thought of the flip side?

Dude, I do not know if you are drunk or have lost your mind....but when you jump on threads next time, make sure you have a defence for all issues raised before you make your noise...half-baked nitwits aren't good for a public forum.

And you will notice I refused to call you a zombie? Thats because I do not resort to petty name-calling like your kind...when you are without sense, I take good care to tell you to your face instead of calling you some generalized political nicknames....I found the sense lacking in you today!

Sleep good and goodluck with your career in Buhari butt-licking.




Habah guy.... Wot d guy said hasnt got to anything nw its jst according to his own thinking capacity... Atleaast dis thread is for opinion not supporting wot u said or butteresing ur point cos u creat it... Or is dat so? Its too far bro easy.... No1 is at fault... Buhari only knws ao to travel because dats wot he came to do as presidency cos som countries av neva even heard of before i heard it dis time around wen our president wnt sit down and think bt jst travel... Rendering osibanjo which we yoruba bliv will cub im useless like sambo to jonathan... Our country needs prayer one day crude oil will go nd i pray we shudnt bcom a feudal state atlast... We dnt nid to blame anyone we jst need to pray for 'CHANGE' even If GEJ was d one re elect dat dosnt guarantee it all better cos as off my own place now we had light last during d era of obasanjo... So nobody is a saint
Literature / Re: Mary Apocalypse Rise of Titans by vickkydgreat(m): 10:28pm On Mar 09, 2016
keep going we are wiv u
Literature / Re: Mary Apocalypse Rise of Titans by vickkydgreat(m): 6:34am On Mar 08, 2016
okay na
Literature / Re: Black Maria by vickkydgreat(m): 2:42pm On Mar 06, 2016
I didnt comment on dis thread again cos of incosistent update but if u cn rectify dat i knw dis thread will b more lively dan any other cos dis story is more dan wonderful....
Romance / Re: Cheating In Relationship, How Did U Catch Them, How Were U Caught? by vickkydgreat(m): 4:55pm On Feb 26, 2016
Youngpo413:
Daeso went to hyeonto City to see his father inlaw,Gov.Yang Jeong.
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Lol na Su-Lan be dat ooo.... So hw is Jumong
Education / Re: Lautech Postutme/admission Thread For 2015/2016 by vickkydgreat(m): 3:01pm On Feb 26, 2016
Hollawaley:
This thread is opened for lautech students to be.so if you have a problem abt jamb cut off,post utme course cut off type it in here and your problem would be solved.



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