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If you are above the age to go for service and you are to be given exemption letter, there is hope for you to go for service. Well, you have only 27th because i don't work on 28th which is a Sunday. If you are interested email me at vicky4227@gmail.com I don't need you to pay any money into my bank account. If you need help i will give you my location (Lagos people only). When coming come with an ATM for you to make your online payment for your call-up letter because banks wont work on Saturday. MY fee is what we would talk on phone and you dont pay till you see your green slip. Remember after tomorow this post will be invalid unless NYSC extends registeration closure date. Expecting our calls |
If you are above the age to go for service and you are to be given exemption letter, there is hope for you to go for service. Well, you have only 27th because i don't work on 28th which is a Sunday. If you are interested call my number 08066642832. I don't need you to pay any money into my bank account. If you need help i will give you my location (Lagos people only). When coming come with an ATM for you to make your online payment for your call-up letter because banks wont work on Saturday. MY fee is what we would talk on phone and you dont pay till you see your green slip. Remember after tomorow this post will be invalid unless NYSC extends registeration closure date. Expecting our calls |
Keep on gallant soldiers. You have our support and blessings. |
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I open my browser this morning and one of the site i happen to come across was a nigerian sports forum that is strictly for soccer. Personally i think this is innovative. There are sports sites where you can read soccer stories and news and of course you can discuss soccer on nairaland. But going through this site i think that it is innovative since it is nigerian and strictly for soccer. Loving football, i actually joined the forum and i will be contributing there too and i think we should support. It is a new site but i know it has prospects. You can check it out if you like. it is http://freekick.com.ng |
Tera stared at the green colour wall clock for the umpteenth time. She couldn’t wait for the class to end. Mathematics classes made her feel startled and uncomfortable; Hence, they were her least favourite. After leaning forward on her seat and fidgeting with her cuticles, she yawned for the fifth time in thirty five minutes and tried to avoid Mr Nduka’s glare. He was a stout looking bachelor in his late thirties, with a funny accent and an egg shaped head. ”When will it be six now? Or is something wrong with my glasses?” She asked herself as she cleaned her recommended, red rimmed spectacles with a sheet of facial wipes and tapped her feet lightly. ” Tera! What are you thinking of? Can’t you hear that Mr Nduka is speaking to you?” Her best and only friend, Mark whispered to her slowly after stretching his neck towards her ears so she could hear him clearly. ”Tera Olagunju! Tera Olagunju!!” The outdated looking teacher yelled aloud for the fourth time. ” So… Sorry Sir, I was lost in my deep thoughts.” She stammered whilst itching the fat corn rows on her head. ”Really? What thoughts? Could it be that you were trying to find the solution to the equation on the electronic board? ” He enquired, amidst the laughs and jeers of her class mates. ”No Sir, I wasn’t thinking about the equation…” She replied with a rather low voice. She looked astonished to say the least. ”Tell that to the marines… Tera! To the board!!” He vociferated and stared right at her. She reluctantly adjusted the rims of her glasses and walked briskly to the front of the class room. After collecting the marker from her teacher, she stared at the unfamiliar equation that was before her. ”Shebi he wants me to solve, ehn… I will solve for him now…” She said to herself and began to write random nonsense on the electronic board. ”I’m done Sir,” She yelled confidently and headed right back to her seat. ”You’re done with what? Even a twelve year old knows that pie is either 3.14 or 22 over 7.. Why is yours 30.2? When will you get serious? Do you want to rewrite Jamb next year?” He enquired with a disappointed look on his face. ”Who can solve this?” He asked the entire class. Alas! Virtually everyone in the class raised their hands up. ”Marilyn? Please show this un-serious student how its done.” He said to the lanky girl seated on the front row. She stood up eagerly and cat walked to the front of the class. As expected, Marilyn solved it in less than five minutes. ”Clap for her!” Mr Nduka commanded his students who obeyed promptly. ”I suggest you meet Marilyn for special lessons as soon as we’re done. Your refusal to do this will earn you two weeks of detention. Have I made myself clear?” ”But Sir… I’m busy at home and also in church, besides, my parents may not permit me to… ” ”I’m sick and tired of your excuses Tera, I refuse to rescind my decision. ” The teacher chipped in immediately without even permitting her to round off her statement. ” I’m sorry Sir. I can’t teach Tera, its pointless. She’s quite slow..” Marilyn’s statement was supported by a friend of hers who raised up her palms and made a high five gesture which was accepted by her(Marilyn). ” Tera isn’t slow… don’t say that.. What was the high five for Bisi? Are you in your right frame of mind? ” The man responded reasonably as he motioned towards the dark girl’s locker and scolded her for several minutes. Whilst he was doing this, the remaining students were making jittery comments and laughing aloud. He rose up and walked back to the front of the class where he once was. ” Where is Tera? ” He asked after realising that her seat was now empty and she wasn’t in the class anymore. ” She walked out of the class Sir ” Yemi the Jamb lesson prefect replied with a loud guffaw. ” Really? Why didn’t you inform me? What’s funny about that? Aren’t you too old to have a pencil stuck by the side of your ear? Come on, remove it now! ” The man ordered and resumed his teaching thereafter. **** Mark rang the doorbell thrice and waited patiently for someone to open the door. He literally ran down to Tera’s house as soon as the Jamb lesson was over. ”Good evening Mark.” The seven year old lad greeted him briefly and ran back to his room without even bothering to shut the door. ”Christopher!! Is that how to receive visitors? You and these video games of yours.” Sisi affirmed with a tired look on her face. She was cleaning off her hands on a napkin and walking towards the sitting room after exiting the kitchen the instant she heard the bell ring. ” Ahh…. its you Mark..” She added after realising he was the one who rang the bell. ” Good evening Sisi.. Is Tera home? ” He enquired and shared a few pleasantries with the huge and quite nice maid. ” Yes oh… She came back quite early from lesson today sha, did something happen? ” She asked with an inquisitive look on her face. ” Nothing happened,” Mark responded as he climbed the white flight of stairs leading to Tera’s room hurriedly. He knocked at her door severally and there was no answer. It was a wood panelled white door adorned with stickers of pink butterflies and there was a bold sign hanging on her door which read, ” BUSY! DO NOT DISTURB !! ” ” Tera! Its me. I’m so sorry about what happened today…. Are you fine? Of course I know you’re not…. Please open up.. You’re breaking your bestie’s heart ” He asserted with a low voice. ”Go away Mark.. I’m too ridiculous..too retarded to be your besty.. we’ve been besties since we were kids and what have I caused you? Nothing but pain and humiliation” She responded in a loud and shaky voice. ”What’s wrong with your voice? Are you crying? Please open up…. I’m with your favourite and its melting ” He replied and laughed quietly. She opened the door as soon as she heard it. She was clothed in a pair of pink three quarter shorts,and an over sized blue t-shirt. ” Where is it? You left it in the freezer right? ” She asked with a look of excitement and expectation on her beautiful face. ” I was just kidding dearie..I lied…Don’t blame me, I’m sure you wouldn’t have opened the door for me if I hadn’t told you I brought chocolate chip ice cream” The handsome young man replied. ” Oh!! So unfair!!! ” She complained and tickled his sides lightly. **** Tera was a beautiful, nerdy looking seventeen year old girl who had a lengthy golden brown hair and a uniquely pointed nose on her dark skinned face. She always had issues fitting into the status quo due to her odd outfits and crazy sense of humour. She graduated from high school a year earlier, but was yet to gain entry into any university. Her Father insisted that she was too young to travel out to the United Kingdom for her collegiate education so, he encouraged her to stay home for a year. Although she’s smarter than she gets credit for, Tera hardly ever successfully partakes in any academic activity. An extremely nice and beautiful person, her plump features emphasised on her ”ajebor background” which included large cheeks and profound dimples. Unfortunately, her mode of dressing did nothing to enhance her lovely figure. Her outfits were most monotonous and boring, they ranged from over sized carribean skirts,to plain t-shirts and baggy jean trousers. People often found it difficult to believe that her father was one of the Directors of The Potter Ministries, the top-most church in the African region at the time. She was often mistaken for the daughter of a Deeper Life Pastor or several other churches which were against certain dress codes for females. Her mother had tried all her best to overhaul Tera’s way of life, but this was to no avail. Her carefree and childish attitude made her the odd ball in whatever gathering she found herself, this greatly fuelled her low self esteem and inferiority complex. Her younger brother and only sibling called her ”The giant teddy bear,” a name she was utmostly and most definitely proud of. **** The discussion of the two friends was interrupted by a knock on her door. ”Good evening Ma,” Mark greeted the instant Mrs Olagunju walked into Tera’s rather large room. ”Good evening Dear.. I would love to see you as soon as you’re done with Tera,” She added and smiled briefly at them both before exiting the beautiful room. ”Why does she want to see me? Did you do something wrong again? You seem to be getting more infamous by the hour young lady.” Mark added and stared right into her bespectacled eyes. ”I don’t know what you’re talking about.” She replied with a mischievous look supported by a raised eyebrow and bounced playfully on the poofy chair which she was seated on. **** Mark headed straight to the Kitchen after Tera urged him to meet with her mum whilst she was still in there so she could stand by the door and eavesdrop on their conversation. ”Ahh! So soon? I hope you don’t think I’m about to scold you? Or why did you come down barely twenty minutes after I asked to see you?” The clever woman asked as stirred her pot of soup carefully. ”No Ma, I was done with Tera already.” ”Okay Dear, Your Maths teacher called me earlier on today. Apparently, Tera messed up as usual when she was asked to solve a simple equation.” ”Not really Ma, it wasn’t so simple.” ”Quit bluffing Mark, stop trying to cover up for your friend’s misgivings. Have you spoken to her like I asked you to? What’s her problem? Why is she so lazy and unserious?” The beautiful woman asked with a look of concern on her face and both arms akimbo. ”Tera just needs time Ma. I’ve been talking to her about it, she’ll change very soon. I can assure you” He responded with a bright smile. ”Are you sure she won’t fail the upcoming Jamb and IGCSE exams? ” ”No Ma, she won’t. I’ll become her tutor and Marilyn would also help out as from tomorrow” ”Thanks Dear! I know I can count on you. Please send my regards to your parents” She rejoined and hugged the young man briefly. ”I’m done with him ! Tera Olagunju, the teddy bear ninja!! Quit hiding behind the kitchen door and come and help me taste this soup” The woman yelled as she motioned towards the kitchen door. Tera fell down due to her surprisal at her mother’s utterances and itched her head nervously. Mark laughed out loud and stretched forth his hand to pull her up from the tiled floor where she fell to. Episode 2 Next! She has posted episode 2 to 4. If you want to read it, go here ==> http://forum.ejikeinfo.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=3 . |
hfinest1:Sorry about that. I found the joke published by a member in that forum so i decided to bring it to nairaland believing that you will enjoy it. I meant no harm. Just trying to make nairalanders laugh. |
I found this joke in a site. As a matter of fact I found three. I will tell you guys two and hope you like it. So here goes: Everyday and Everywhere people complain about STRESS, without knowing what it really and truelly entails to be STRESSED OUT...The short second one: Government announced that if U have 5 kids, ur salary will be increased to #500,000.There is third one. I promise if you read this one you go laugh fall for ground. Here is the link to the third one: http://forum.ejikeinfo.com/showthread.php?tid=272 . |
I got this joke from the forum i moderate. A member has just posted another one. Here is the link. If you read this one you go laugh fall for ground. Here: http://forum.ejikeinfo.com/showthread.php?tid=272 . |
Basildvalour:Lol Guy Una wan finish me. I was expecting sympathy from you guys, Instead una dey bomb me. Make some one tell me Eiyaaa now. All these stone hearted guys wey full here. |
Basildvalour:Lol. Guy listen to yourself. The two no be the same. One na mouth action, the other one that educational criminal action. Wetin you want make i do? |
ibrams:The "Sir please it is the devils work" Abeg come begin. |
ibrams:Chai you wicked o. See wetin you dey advise me |
Once upon a time when I was in Secondary School. I remembered it was during my WAEC days precisely. We had an orientation from our principal that if an External Supervisor catches you with Expo that We should eat and swallow the Expo to destroy the evidence. My brothers and sisters, on this particular day we had biology and I had an Expo with me, I didnt know the External supervisor had been monitoring the way my head have been constantly looking down until he shouted "Hey you! Give me that! As he was approaching to collect "THE SOMETHING" My classmates and everybody was telling me Peter swallow it....! Even my principal keep giving me signal to swallow it as soon as possible. I was just there in confusion as tension filled the air, Tears were gently and gradually clouding my eyes, Cos I knew what i was carrying. I started sweating profusely and was just shaking my head to signal everybody that what I was carrying is not what I can swallow. I was carrying Modern Biology Textbook, Which chapter will i start from...! HAVE A FUN FILLED DAY... #Thank_GOD_Its_FRIDAY Story culled from http://forum.ejikeinfo.com/showthread.php?tid=271 |
Even when PDP was in power, they were not as intimidating as APC is now. I want to believe that APC is still trying to adjust to what it means to hold on to power. If they are not careful, they will lose it faster than they got it. I am just advising them to be careful and thread with caution. Let the allow fayose rule in peace. Election campaign is over they have won. They should enjoy their newly won position and stop intimating every member of the opposition party. Abeg if you feel otherwise no vex. I am just speaking my mind. |
emirp:[img]http://ionehellobeautiful.files./2010/04/87643213.jpg[/img] I think i have the perfect answer to this question. Allow me quote this article: In a western society, marriage has nothing to do with the level of respect a woman gets. The level of civilization in western countries has developed to an extent that soon getting marriage will be seen as weird.This is just a short part of the article and it answers this question in a nice little way and you can read the whole article here: http://forum.ejikeinfo.com/showthread.php?tid=235 |
searching4love:@ searching4love Please can you tell me how you were able to insert an image in your signature area. |
Emodeee:if that is how you think then you need some help. Though it is one of them. it doesn't mean that everything about women must be about V |
and dat link carry MB sha! first link I decided to click on nl... took lot of MB and was disappointing... ain't clucking no link ever again on nl
If no, you are also a criminal