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WebmastersRe: Blog Writer Needed For Article Re-writing (education Blog) by vicky4227(m): 7:24pm On Jul 15, 2018
080-666-428-32
Let's start with N100 per article and I can deliver 5 per day.
AgricultureRe: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by vicky4227(m): 1:04am On Oct 21, 2017
For ur Ace Floating Feed 3mm in stock contact Marshal @ 08066642832. Within Lagos and western states
No need for much Marketing ask around about the power of this feed.
AgricultureRe: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by vicky4227(m): 11:34pm On Oct 19, 2017
amba2017:
your location pls
I am in awodiora apapa Lagos State.
08066642832
AgricultureRe: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by vicky4227(m): 11:58am On Oct 17, 2017
For fish farmers that know Ace Floating feed for fast growth, we have limited bags of 3mm left for sale.
N5,000 per 15kg pack.
Contact Marshal @ 08066642832.
Guaranteed fast growth.
EducationHope For Those That Are To Be Given Exemption Letter (you Can Still Serve) by vicky4227(op):
If you are above the age to go for service and you are to be given exemption letter, there is hope for you to go for service.
Well, you have only 27th because i don't work on 28th which is a Sunday.
If you are interested email me at vicky4227@gmail.com
I don't need you to pay any money into my bank account. If you need help i will give you my location (Lagos people only).
When coming come with an ATM for you to make your online payment for your call-up letter because banks wont work on Saturday.
MY fee is what we would talk on phone and you dont pay till you see your green slip.
Remember after tomorow this post will be invalid unless NYSC extends registeration closure date.
Expecting our calls
NYSCHope For Those That Are To Be Given Exemption Letter (You can still serve) by vicky4227(op): 8:26pm On Feb 26, 2016
If you are above the age to go for service and you are to be given exemption letter, there is hope for you to go for service.
Well, you have only 27th because i don't work on 28th which is a Sunday.
If you are interested call my number 08066642832.
I don't need you to pay any money into my bank account. If you need help i will give you my location (Lagos people only).
When coming come with an ATM for you to make your online payment for your call-up letter because banks wont work on Saturday.
MY fee is what we would talk on phone and you dont pay till you see your green slip.
Remember after tomorow this post will be invalid unless NYSC extends registeration closure date.
Expecting our calls
PoliticsRe: Troops Ambush Boko Haram Terrorists At Major Cattle Market In Borno. See Photos by vicky4227(m): 7:04pm On Feb 10, 2016
Keep on gallant soldiers. You have our support and blessings.
ComputersOne On One Computer & IT Tutorial by vicky4227(op): 3:40pm On Oct 13, 2015
I am offering my services for one on one tutorial for different courses ranging from general computer knowledge to advanced tutorials.
Courses you learn are:
Microsoft Package
Autocad
Corel Draw and Photoshop
SPSS
Complex computer knowledge like:
Html, PHP, Javascript, CSS, MySql and much more.
We also offer other tutorials for School subjects like:
Physics, Mathematics, Chemistry, Biology, Economics, Statistics and much more and at any level of education.
If you are in need of home services and personal tutor for any other kinds of knowledge at any level, please get in touch with us and we can make an arrangement.
SportsI Came Accross A Nigerian Sports Forum by vicky4227(op): 11:54am On Jul 24, 2015
I open my browser this morning and one of the site i happen to come across was a nigerian sports forum that is strictly for soccer. Personally i think this is innovative. There are sports sites where you can read soccer stories and news and of course you can discuss soccer on nairaland. But going through this site i think that it is innovative since it is nigerian and strictly for soccer. Loving football, i actually joined the forum and i will be contributing there too and i think we should support.

It is a new site but i know it has prospects. You can check it out if you like. it is

http://freekick.com.ng
LiteratureTales Of Tera 1 Posted By Lillysweetz On A Forum by vicky4227(op): 7:03pm On May 06, 2015
Tera stared at the green colour wall clock for the umpteenth time. She couldn’t wait for the class to end. Mathematics classes made her feel startled and uncomfortable; Hence, they were her least favourite.
After leaning forward on her seat and fidgeting with her cuticles, she yawned for the fifth time in thirty five minutes and tried to avoid Mr Nduka’s glare. He was a stout looking bachelor in his late thirties, with a funny accent and an egg shaped head.
”When will it be six now? Or is something wrong with my glasses?” She asked herself as she cleaned her recommended, red rimmed spectacles with a sheet of facial wipes and tapped her feet lightly.
” Tera! What are you thinking of? Can’t you hear that Mr Nduka is speaking to you?” Her best and only friend, Mark whispered to her slowly after stretching his neck towards her ears so she could hear him clearly.
”Tera Olagunju! Tera Olagunju!!” The outdated looking teacher yelled aloud for the fourth time.
” So… Sorry Sir, I was lost in my deep thoughts.” She stammered whilst itching the fat corn rows on her head.
”Really? What thoughts? Could it be that you were trying to find the solution to the equation on the electronic board? ” He enquired, amidst the laughs and jeers of her class mates.
”No Sir, I wasn’t thinking about the equation…” She replied with a rather low voice. She looked astonished to say the least.
”Tell that to the marines… Tera! To the board!!” He vociferated and stared right at her.
She reluctantly adjusted the rims of her glasses and walked briskly to the front of the class room. After collecting the marker from her teacher, she stared at the unfamiliar equation that was before her.
”Shebi he wants me to solve, ehn… I will solve for him now…” She said to herself and began to write random nonsense on the electronic board.
”I’m done Sir,” She yelled confidently and headed right back to her seat.
”You’re done with what? Even a twelve year old knows that pie is either 3.14 or 22 over 7.. Why is yours 30.2? When will you get serious? Do you want to rewrite Jamb next year?” He enquired with a disappointed look on his face.
”Who can solve this?” He asked the entire class. Alas! Virtually everyone in the class raised their hands up.
”Marilyn? Please show this un-serious student how its done.” He said to the lanky girl seated on the front row. She stood up eagerly and cat walked to the front of the class. As expected, Marilyn solved it in less than five minutes.
”Clap for her!” Mr Nduka commanded his students who obeyed promptly.
”I suggest you meet Marilyn for special lessons as soon as we’re done. Your refusal to do this will earn you two weeks of detention. Have I made myself clear?”
”But Sir… I’m busy at home and also in church, besides, my parents may not permit me to… ”
”I’m sick and tired of your excuses Tera, I refuse to rescind my decision. ” The teacher chipped in immediately without even permitting her to round off her statement.
” I’m sorry Sir. I can’t teach Tera, its pointless. She’s quite slow..” Marilyn’s statement was supported by a friend of hers who raised up her palms and made a high five gesture which was accepted by her(Marilyn).
” Tera isn’t slow… don’t say that.. What was the high five for Bisi? Are you in your right frame of mind? ” The man responded reasonably as he motioned towards the dark girl’s locker and scolded her for several minutes.
Whilst he was doing this, the remaining students were making jittery comments and laughing aloud. He rose up and walked back to the front of the class where he once was.
” Where is Tera? ” He asked after realising that her seat was now empty and she wasn’t in the class anymore.
” She walked out of the class Sir ” Yemi the Jamb lesson prefect replied with a loud guffaw.
” Really? Why didn’t you inform me? What’s funny about that? Aren’t you too old to have a pencil stuck by the side of your ear? Come on, remove it now! ” The man ordered and resumed his teaching thereafter.
****
Mark rang the doorbell thrice and waited patiently for someone to open the door. He literally ran down to Tera’s house as soon as the Jamb lesson was over.
”Good evening Mark.” The seven year old lad greeted him briefly and ran back to his room without even bothering to shut the door.
”Christopher!! Is that how to receive visitors? You and these video games of yours.” Sisi affirmed with a tired look on her face. She was cleaning off her hands on a napkin and walking towards the sitting room after exiting the kitchen the instant she heard the bell ring.
” Ahh…. its you Mark..” She added after realising he was the one who rang the bell.
” Good evening Sisi.. Is Tera home? ” He enquired and shared a few pleasantries with the huge and quite nice maid.
” Yes oh… She came back quite early from lesson today sha, did something happen? ” She asked with an inquisitive look on her face.
” Nothing happened,” Mark responded as he climbed the white flight of stairs leading to Tera’s room hurriedly.
He knocked at her door severally and there was no answer. It was a wood panelled white door adorned with stickers of pink butterflies and there was a bold sign hanging on her door which read, ” BUSY! DO NOT DISTURB !! ”
” Tera! Its me. I’m so sorry about what happened today…. Are you fine? Of course I know you’re not…. Please open up.. You’re breaking your bestie’s heart ” He asserted with a low voice.
”Go away Mark.. I’m too ridiculous..too retarded to be your besty.. we’ve been besties since we were kids and what have I caused you? Nothing but pain and humiliation” She responded in a loud and shaky voice.
”What’s wrong with your voice? Are you crying? Please open up…. I’m with your favourite and its melting ” He replied and laughed quietly.
She opened the door as soon as she heard it. She was clothed in a pair of pink three quarter shorts,and an over sized blue t-shirt.
” Where is it? You left it in the freezer right? ” She asked with a look of excitement and expectation on her beautiful face.
” I was just kidding dearie..I lied…Don’t blame me, I’m sure you wouldn’t have opened the door for me if I hadn’t told you I brought chocolate chip ice cream” The handsome young man replied.
” Oh!! So unfair!!! ” She complained and tickled his sides lightly.
****
Tera was a beautiful, nerdy looking seventeen year old girl who had a lengthy golden brown hair and a uniquely pointed nose on her dark skinned face. She always had issues fitting into the status quo due to her odd outfits and crazy sense of humour. She graduated from high school a year earlier, but was yet to gain entry into any university. Her Father insisted that she was too young to travel out to the United Kingdom for her collegiate education so, he encouraged her to stay home for a year. Although she’s smarter than she gets credit for, Tera hardly ever successfully partakes in any academic activity.
An extremely nice and beautiful person, her plump features emphasised on her ”ajebor background” which included large cheeks and profound dimples. Unfortunately, her mode of dressing did nothing to enhance her lovely figure. Her outfits were most monotonous and boring, they ranged from over sized carribean skirts,to plain t-shirts and baggy jean trousers. People often found it difficult to believe that her father was one of the Directors of The Potter Ministries, the top-most church in the African region at the time. She was often mistaken for the daughter of a Deeper Life Pastor or several other churches which were against certain dress codes for females.
Her mother had tried all her best to overhaul Tera’s way of life, but this was to no avail. Her carefree and childish attitude made her the odd ball in whatever gathering she found herself, this greatly fuelled her low self esteem and inferiority complex. Her younger brother and only sibling called her ”The giant teddy bear,” a name she was utmostly and most definitely proud of.
****
The discussion of the two friends was interrupted by a knock on her door.
”Good evening Ma,” Mark greeted the instant Mrs Olagunju walked into Tera’s rather large room.
”Good evening Dear.. I would love to see you as soon as you’re done with Tera,” She added and smiled briefly at them both before exiting the beautiful room.
”Why does she want to see me? Did you do something wrong again? You seem to be getting more infamous by the hour young lady.” Mark added and stared right into her bespectacled eyes.
”I don’t know what you’re talking about.” She replied with a mischievous look supported by a raised eyebrow and bounced playfully on the poofy chair which she was seated on.
****
Mark headed straight to the Kitchen after Tera urged him to meet with her mum whilst she was still in there so she could stand by the door and eavesdrop on their conversation.
”Ahh! So soon? I hope you don’t think I’m about to scold you? Or why did you come down barely twenty minutes after I asked to see you?” The clever woman asked as stirred her pot of soup carefully.
”No Ma, I was done with Tera already.”
”Okay Dear, Your Maths teacher called me earlier on today. Apparently, Tera messed up as usual when she was asked to solve a simple equation.”
”Not really Ma, it wasn’t so simple.”
”Quit bluffing Mark, stop trying to cover up for your friend’s misgivings. Have you spoken to her like I asked you to? What’s her problem? Why is she so lazy and unserious?” The beautiful woman asked with a look of concern on her face and both arms akimbo.
”Tera just needs time Ma. I’ve been talking to her about it, she’ll change very soon. I can assure you” He responded with a bright smile.
”Are you sure she won’t fail the upcoming Jamb and IGCSE exams? ”
”No Ma, she won’t. I’ll become her tutor and Marilyn would also help out as from tomorrow”
”Thanks Dear! I know I can count on you. Please send my regards to your parents” She rejoined and hugged the young man briefly.
”I’m done with him ! Tera Olagunju, the teddy bear ninja!! Quit hiding behind the kitchen door and come and help me taste this soup” The woman yelled as she motioned towards the kitchen door.
Tera fell down due to her surprisal at her mother’s utterances and itched her head nervously. Mark laughed out loud and stretched forth his hand to pull her up from the tiled floor where she fell to.
Episode 2 Next!

She has posted episode 2 to 4. If you want to read it, go here ==> http://forum.ejikeinfo.com/forumdisplay.php?fid=3


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Jokes EtcRe: Two Out Of Three Jokes For You All (enjoy) by vicky4227(op): 6:35pm On Apr 24, 2015
hfinest1:
and I've read dat joke beforeangry and dat link carry MB sha! first link I decided to click on nl... took lot of MB and was disappointing... ain't clucking no link ever again on nl
Sorry about that. I found the joke published by a member in that forum so i decided to bring it to nairaland believing that you will enjoy it. I meant no harm. Just trying to make nairalanders laugh.
Jokes EtcTwo Out Of Three Jokes For You All (enjoy) by vicky4227(op): 5:38pm On Apr 24, 2015
I found this joke in a site. As a matter of fact I found three. I will tell you guys two and hope you like it. So here goes:
Everyday and Everywhere people complain about STRESS, without knowing what it really and truelly entails to be STRESSED OUT...

Then "WHAT exactly is STRESS? PLEASE permit me to use illustrations and instances to explain, for better understanding:

A man gave a lift to a beautiful girl on the way to work in the Morning, And she fainted inside his car. He immediately rushed her to the hospital.
"Now that's what people terms STRESSFUL".

But at the hospital, the doctor says she is pregnant & congratulates Him saying "You are going to be a father". With smiles He told the doctor he is not the father, but the girl interrupted and says He is.
"YOU see this is getting Interestingly STRESSFUL".

He humbly request for a DNA test to prove that He is not the father, but the girl insist he should accept the responsibility and quit prolonging matters. This led to Series of Arguements. After which it was concluded that a DNA test should be carried out.
"Hmmm, This is getting extremely STRESSFUL"

After the tests, the doctor says that He can't be the father because He is infertile i.e Sterile.
He felt extremely stressed but relieved from the accusation. BUT On his way back home in the evening after all the Drama, He remember that he has 3 kids at home. Then Who the Hell is their father?
NOW THAT'S STRESS!
The short second one:

Government announced that if U have 5 kids, ur salary will be increased to #500,000.
A man heard the news and said to his wife, I have a kid with my girlfriend. I'm going to bring him so we can add him to our 4 kids.
When he came back, he saw only one of his kids remaining.
He asked, where are the other 3?
His wife replied, you are not the only one who heard the news. THEIR FATHERS HAVE COME FOR THEM.
There is third one. I promise if you read this one you go laugh fall for ground. Here is the link to the third one:

http://forum.ejikeinfo.com/showthread.php?tid=272


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Jokes EtcRe: My Secondary School True Life Experience by vicky4227(op): 5:24pm On Apr 24, 2015
I got this joke from the forum i moderate. A member has just posted another one. Here is the link. If you read this one you go laugh fall for ground.

Here: http://forum.ejikeinfo.com/showthread.php?tid=272


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Jokes EtcRe: My Secondary School True Life Experience by vicky4227(op): 5:07pm On Apr 24, 2015
Basildvalour:
Oh! And you think mouth action is not criminal..But those girls wey you dey give mouth action, you don marry themhuh If no, you are also a criminal

BTW, you even know the name but you no know the name of common plants and animals, God is watching you!
Lol Guy Una wan finish me. I was expecting sympathy from you guys, Instead una dey bomb me. Make some one tell me Eiyaaa now. All these stone hearted guys wey full here.
Jokes EtcRe: My Secondary School True Life Experience by vicky4227(op): 4:56pm On Apr 24, 2015
Basildvalour:
Common Modern Biology Textbook you no fit swallow but you go swallow random girls saliva even clean mouth join as though you lick chocolate all in the name of kisses


Guy, fear God o!
Lol. Guy listen to yourself. The two no be the same. One na mouth action, the other one that educational criminal action. Wetin you want make i do?
Jokes EtcRe: My Secondary School True Life Experience by vicky4227(op): 4:53pm On Apr 24, 2015
ibrams:
so wetin cme apen as the external invigilator cme meet u
The "Sir please it is the devils work" Abeg come begin.
Jokes EtcRe: My Secondary School True Life Experience by vicky4227(op): 4:47pm On Apr 24, 2015
ibrams:
omo...u for put the text book for ur mouth swallow ram,if nah me i for do am....bt na dere dem go carry my dead body go mortuary my bulge eyes go comot like say i jam trailer.....
Chai you wicked o. See wetin you dey advise me
Jokes EtcMy Secondary School True Life Experience by vicky4227(op): 4:39pm On Apr 24, 2015
Once upon a time when I was in Secondary School. I remembered it was during my WAEC days precisely. We had an orientation from our principal that if an External Supervisor catches you with Expo that We should eat and swallow the Expo to
destroy the evidence.

My brothers and sisters, on this particular day we had biology and I had an
Expo with me,
I didnt know the External supervisor had been monitoring the way my head have been constantly looking down until he shouted
"Hey you! Give me that!

As he was approaching to collect "THE SOMETHING"
My classmates and everybody was telling me
Peter swallow it....!
Even my principal keep giving me signal to swallow it as soon as possible.

I was just there in confusion as tension filled the air,
Tears were gently and gradually clouding my eyes, Cos I knew what i was carrying.

I started sweating profusely and was just
shaking my head to signal everybody that
what I was carrying is not what I can swallow.

I was carrying Modern Biology Textbook,
Which chapter will i start
from...!

HAVE A FUN FILLED DAY...
‪#‎Thank_GOD_Its_FRIDAY

Story culled from http://forum.ejikeinfo.com/showthread.php?tid=271
PoliticsRe: Impeachment: No Escape Route For Fayose – APC Elders by vicky4227(m): 11:05pm On Apr 21, 2015
Even when PDP was in power, they were not as intimidating as APC is now. I want to believe that APC is still trying to adjust to what it means to hold on to power.
If they are not careful, they will lose it faster than they got it. I am just advising them to be careful and thread with caution.
Let the allow fayose rule in peace. Election campaign is over they have won. They should enjoy their newly won position and stop intimating every member of the opposition party.
Abeg if you feel otherwise no vex. I am just speaking my mind.
FamilyRe: Must A Woman Be Married To Get Respect? by vicky4227(m): 10:59pm On Apr 21, 2015
emirp:
QUESTION: MUST A WOMAN GET MARRIED TO GAIN RESPECT?

Oya, let's get everyone's thoughts................

I'm listening!!!
[img]http://ionehellobeautiful.files./2010/04/87643213.jpg[/img]

I think i have the perfect answer to this question.
Allow me quote this article:

In a western society, marriage has nothing to do with the level of respect a woman gets. The level of civilization in western countries has developed to an extent that soon getting marriage will be seen as weird.

Some people don’t even believe in marriage as it is seen as two individuals co-existing together and can separate whenever they feel like it.

Now coming down to an African setting and societal culture where marital institution still has value, getting married can indeed increase your respect and how you are perceived. This will come at a time when you are perceived to as supposed to be married.
This is just a short part of the article and it answers this question in a nice little way and you can read the whole article here:

http://forum.ejikeinfo.com/showthread.php?tid=235
RomanceRe: 10 Things Ladies Do That Makes Them Lose Potential Husbands. by vicky4227(m): 6:46pm On Apr 21, 2015
searching4love:
undecided
@ searching4love Please can you tell me how you were able to insert an image in your signature area.
RomanceRe: Why A Man Loves A Woman by vicky4227(op): 6:33pm On Apr 21, 2015
Emodeee:
Everything u wrote dere is crap. D number one reason is because she hs V.
if that is how you think then you need some help. Though it is one of them. it doesn't mean that everything about women must be about V

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