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Mattew690:
I pray I have rich and famous twins oh
Lovely kidz

Amen.

Me too ooo

That's a good development if you ask me.

RichYoungNigger:
Hmmm
So, schools are not canceled in the 2nd country with the highest snow rate.
I can't live in Canada

lol.
Yea, I dont think it's a major rule by the government to close down schools here like in the US, I think it now depends on individual "elementary" schools to decide whenever there's a snow storm or icy rain.

Cos if they have to close down schools, mall, hospitals every time it snows, then it means closing down the whole place almost during the whole of winter. Which implies that People wont have jobs, people will die and all.

However, I wouldnt know if there are other provinces in Canada that goes along with the US rule.

eleko1:
Only God can help u/the single mum. Dnt settle for pitiable/slave job cos of ur single mum status.I pray favor smile on U soon.@ op,what is ur single mum qualification?Somebody may wish to help her .Wish VIckyrotex is around now . Above all,trust God for OPEN HEAVEN

Hmmmm!!!

I dont really understand. Is it the Op has the single mum?

RichYoungNigger:
Nobody comes out when it snows, schools are canceled for 6 days, No buses or train will move, hospitals are closed, Malls closed, The streets are cleared every hour, you can't clear a drive way or an alley.

In what country do you live ??

Hhaahhaha. Really? Well, my friends in the US told me about the school and movement cancellation thing and I laughed. I guess that's because youre in the US.

Here in Canada, when it snows, people still move about, schools are not cancelled. If you dont go for your lectures youre on your own.

The drive way is always cleared with a tractor or something, I dont know the name.

I stay close to the metro, and I have a clear view of the roadside, so I know what I'm saying.

holaralph:
Oluwa gbami oooo maje kin je ogo mi mo ounje awon obirin ton fi ogun si ounje........ Oluwa gbami, gbami gbami gbamiiiiiIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ( in MFM VOICE) in Jesus Name I pray Amen

lmao!!!!!

nollyj:
I have released a new version of the app and all the bugs have been fixed.

Update your own and let me know if everything works well for you.

Thanks

Oh great. I'll do that.

You're welcome!

IYANGBALI:
you wan take style use me to make lala notice you by all means abi?i know your trick now,lala thing long and big o

You no well!

Pelaiye2703:
Thanks will do exactly what u say

You're Welcome!

IYANGBALI:
make you no go die of jealousy because of me o. I know say you miss me die. I readed all the shiiiiit you wroted about me while i was away, now i am back to deal with you in a very big way. First kneel down,close your eyes and raise up your hands. No no no pls dont raise your hands up,i doesnt want to see those dirty bear bear in your armpits

If I call lala for you now, you'll say I'm wicked.

Cant you just be a good child for one week?

eleko1:
Hurray! Party time with my former landlord daughter VIckyrotex

Winsh kind party?

DesChyko:
I mignt be wrong or misinformed.

But I just scrolled down to the end of Nairaland frontpage where I once again noticed the 2005-2015 copyright notice. The '10' years stood out. I ran a google search on Nairaland and I saw that it came online on March 2005. I proceeded to view all frontpage topics on March 1st but I didn't see (even if it exists), a topic that celebrates this landmark achievement.

So I ask.. Isn't Nairaland 10-year anniversary supposed to have painted the town (Green)??

10th of March, Nairaland will be 11 years.

IYANGBALI:
i knows that you are one of the nairaland babes eyeing babangbali,but all of you are fearing fear to tell him because of me,no problem feel free to submit your letter of love application,i will tell him to consider you,but nothing for vickyrotex rokiatu and co,even if he wan gree dem na me go scatter am



















NAIRALAND I AM BACK

Finally!!! You're back from your prison.

I hope they sentence you to 3 months imprisonement soon.

Na lie joor

They dressed like they are going to Eritrea.

Mhizkel:
Thanks dear

Youre welcome!

Firefire:
Abinibi yaato si ability.

Hahahha. Otoo ni

Firefire:
I love that part... 'Oke lehin Onigbagbo' Asoro fi ja lo, ogbomo nija ke ru o ba onija. Kabiyesi oooo, Omo alade Alafia.

Thanks, sister.

You're so fluent in yoruba. Nice one. .

You're welcome!

Omashe o. Ile nje yan.

May his soul find eternal rest.

Firefire:
Uwc, to God be the glory for her safe delivery. Our God is indeed powerful. (Oba to fi ope damu awon ologbon)

Hmmmm. Beeni. All thanks to Oba Alagbara ni. Adagba Ma paro oye. Oke leyin Oni gbagbo.

Firefire:

Itumo ni wipe, Olorun ba egun' odun merin je ninu aiye re... quoting the scriptures in Yoruba with English translation below:

"As the bird by wandering, as the swallow by flying, so the curse causeless shall not come". Prov. 26:2

oh wow. The only thing I could understand was "eye"(bird). I was now wondering that shey eye lo bi ni?

Thanks for interpreting.

Firefire:
Ogo ni fun Olorun lo ke orun, mo ni Ogo ni fun Olorun loke. Halleluyah!!!!!
Bi eye fun isikiri ati alapandede fun fifo, be ni egun', ki wa la ini di.
Congratulations for your deliverance.

Halleluyah fun Olorun loke.

Itumo please?

I'm yoruba but that 2nd line pass my power ni

Congratulations to her.

Sasuwa:
nice

Please what's nice here?

Sasuwa:
where did u saw it

Sawer ni. After editing your comment abi.

prettysolid:
Na dem again...why dis pple too like rape.

Are you high?

See as dem line up like people wey dey go Eritrea

gcode123:
Yoruba proverb "what type of relationship would a dog have with a lion"

Thanks for helping out.

ril19:
***you in a restaurant tomorrow***


~~You~~ eerhm madam abeg gimme amala and ewedu with goat meat


~~Woman~~ Ok I dey come **serves you your order**


~~You~~ **checks the meat** madam na goat meat be dis?


~~Woman~~ yes naa


~~You~~ madam dis meat too small joor. abeg find big one for me.


~~Me~~ Sitting By Your Side And SMH For You.

That's goat meat na. I love goat meat but not "Goat Timur's meat".

Oh Timur!

Funkychic:
Thanks dearie

You're welcome!

Mhizkel:
Mine is "B"

A Leader, You're Resourceful