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RexTramadol1:
I saw the cat......it's jumping up





No, it is praying




No, it is rubbing lipstick


No, it is killing itself



No, it is praying


No, it is pooing.....

Eh.....!

Cat goan poo in the toilet naw!

lmaoooo!!! This got me rotfl again

donralph2000:
Thaz just right .......walking out of the refuse dump.......white cat with black on it

Yea!

BABANGBALI:
in reekado's voice "if dem like make dem fire their catapault of jealousy" una just dey jealous my success

Oshisssskooooo!

I think I saw it

The cat is walking out of the refuse dump! It has a white and black skin

Funjosh:
You think say BABANGBALI Fit dey alright

I don forget. E no fit dey alright at all.

nuelyoyo:
wow! I wish I can write like this in Esan

You can learn

dechandel:
I tire o
The girl did nothing wrong.
She was only "claiming bae"
Not knowing that bae is papa junior..

lmao!! Chai

plendil:
na which language be this?

Esan, Edo!

SoEndowed:
U tried. More anointing to ur voice.

Thank You!

We ose
We Ose
We elolo ni re daghe
We isahan ni retu jodea
We ilolo nimeze
Era no tuo oha tuamea
Bikwe whonle ni a rere o
Medigwe me roe abba
We Ose

BABANGBALI:
so none of the ladies or women that stooded there to watch the baby died could bring out their bweasts to breastfeed the baby?so why are they carrying bweast up and down?is it only to advertise and attract men like funjosh,seun,lalasticlala,tonyebarcanista,chukwudi44 and co?walahi msglobalwonde,freeglobe,vickyrotex,rokiatu and prettythicksme una fall my hand o

When you wan dey Alright?

firstking01:
you must, i sure know victoria

Huh!

AmakaDNB:
Waist trai......

.....ner

dechandel:
How is the girl in question not loyal?
Who is the married one in the picture? The man or the girl?
Who is the one who left wifey at home to go carry another chick?
Who is the one asking for the pics to be taken off because he is so "loyal"??

Correct!

Maybe the guy even lied to her that he's not married, and babe decided to flaunt her "Bae"

Gbese re o

firstking01:
hehehehe @default...just perhaps, cos i knw u must marry somedae

Did you just say must? lmao! Tell me something I dont know again. What happens if I don't?

AwesomeDuru:
What's this now? You know he's just trying to be conversational, stop being a jerk!

And you're his advocate? Last I checked, he didn't complain.

Op maybe that's the dream job you were searching for.

Search no more

ggrin:
Oga o .....irole aiye lawa

Irole ati Oru kpa kpa

firstking01:
i mean ur boyfriend na ..asin the man after ur own heart, the man that makes ur heart pants in ecstacy each time he comes across ur mind

Really? So every girl has a bf by default? Tell me something I dont know again

firstking01:
nah...dats weird gf, wat wud it cost u to pay ur bf a visit and give him a normal kiss

Really? Which bf is that? Tell me something I dont know

firstking01:
and how will u do dat on mirror

Normal way noni.

Btw, If I kiss my hands, that's kissing myself aswel.

firstking01:
by the way, hw can u kiss urself, it ain't possible u know

In the mirror.

Oh I miss Grilled Cat Fish

Yea since yesterday.

This is serious.

Wanna try. Hope I get it.

We know 5 Soldiers should have 10 legs

5soldiers has 5 rooms each = 25rooms

5 big tigers in each room = 5 × 25 = 125 tigers

Big tigers legs = 125 × 4 = 500 legs

Big tigers has 5 small tigers = 125 × 5 = 625

Small tigers legs = 625 × 4 = 2,500

Total legs = 10 soldier legs + 500 Big Tiger legs + 2500 Small tiger legs + 2 your own legs = 3012!

firstking01:
ur selfish

I know

Me, Myself and I.

No be only "Cane" na "Stick"

I dont know "Cane" in the Bible. But I know "Cain"

#Osogbo weed is real.