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Twaci:
He's high on garri

Ijebu garri

2 face ehnn. E time the whole thing.

Not long ago Annie's daughter celebrated her birthday. Issorite

Nice One!

Adeoba10:
My sister, "Eni ti ama se, ti koni dari jin wa, Olohun maje a ri na ko" Is beyond Oju lasan....

Amin o! Are you sure it's beyond Oju lasan?

Lori Matriculation na. Huh!

If dem dey do convocation, na to bath each of them with 20 buckets of paint niyen

Wahala dey o. What's happening on Nairaland?

Afi "Do I really looks like" na

You dont "looks" like him

And he's sweating

searchiing4love:
why cant u swear on my thread

It's irrelevant!

Twaci:
Wonder where his brain at now

He expects us to beg him not to insult their destiny

And coming here to rant about it, will solve what exactly?

Twaci:
Wicked . She don learn sha.

Abi! Once bitten, twice hmm

Twaci:
You went out with a total stranger....at night
What were u expecting? Tales by moonlight?

Maybe Africa Magic

yipata:
its people like you that belives in jungle justice... learn to think before u act. reaction doesnthelp mosttimes, responding to the situation is what matters most

Calm down o!

It's not my fault that you can't point out sarcasm in my comment.

searchiing4love:
u dey cry say birds dey fucck as if u be virgin mtcheew

And You know I'm not a virgin, cos you disvirgined me right?

Yea, you really do!

I'm just hearing "Efun won laso"

Which kind efun won laso. Dont give them joor

Dint they know they were outside before. Awon ti Yaba Left!

Instead of them to pluck one long dongoyaro stick and flog that demon out of them.

searchiing4love:
ask google na

SMH!

searchiing4love:
Crocodile tears

Are you alright?

Awwwww! Who filmed that? Wicked someborry

If only they knew they'll all end up in the pot one day

Keneking:
Sorry and RIP

Jonathan sef

So sad. May their souls find eternal rest.

Got a call that something similar almost happened to my twin today. The brake of the car also failed, but we thank God, nothing happened to him.

Honestly, "It is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth Mercy"

BABANGBALI:
make i come go bath,rub powder for face make i come go visit funjosh,vickyrotex,edwife and all my chelsea friend make we discuss how relegation go sweet for mouth next season

Oshisskkkoooo

Oh yeaaaa

gurutech201:
Don't be deceived I take good care of my self with the money she sent to me monthly and she promised to send an invitation latter and help process my visa and then from there we can move on I don't mind her age as far as she keeps on sending me money and in my heart I really want to marry a white lady I just need to build up my body

Invitation latter indeed. She'll also send Invitation Former

lmao. Jay Z kor, Jay Y ni

No wonder you're "Porrige"Yam

ehix89:
and d babe cld be a nairalander o,wat a breach of trust nd confidentiality

lmao!

So sad

Kikero112:
English is dead in this country....and buried...

Oya....here is the letter...(Comments in parenthesis are mine)

Dear Sir

How are you and how is work(?). I hope everything is fine.the reason why i wrote this letter to you is to tell you that i love you since the day i set my eyes on you. I fill like to rumans you(wetin be rumans, na ruminat she wan become?) and i fill like to kiss you(ok...this is not making any sense at all!).Sir that is the fact.(Na so!).Sir if i look in your eyes i fill like to hung you(wahlaii ta lai...she want to hung me? Help...yandere alert!) and i want to be your friend (platonic? Special? With benefits?) and i want to be among your lovers (aww, the babe is even willing to share you with other girls....isn't she sweet....not).This talk is me and you nobody knows about it. let the talk b(etween) me and you and our God(now darling, are you sure we share the same religion!? ) and i want to know your house and your room (She wants to be introduced to the human beings known as your house and your room. Really?) so that one day i will come and visit you (note to OP....yanderes can be very dangerous. She wanted to hung you you know!) and enjoy ourself (Ah...the royal we!).Sir thank you for recieving my massage(You were goving me a massage? Where are we really, at the Spa Afrik?). sir that is all about it.Goodby, love you , take care and everything you want. I go give you all my body (she's desperate!)I don give you.

Beyond the laughter....this is a girl in love. And what she needs is to be told that she still has her life ahead of her....and that love is not always beautiful feelings.....it is when you decide that you belong with the person when he or she wakes up in the morning next to you smelling awful, or looking bloated.

Hmmmmm! I had to laugh at your comments.

But those last words are worth reflecting on. Nice One!

ehix89:
u rili had ur fun wit this topic,u r makin it even funnier....."let it be btw u and me nd God",,,d gurl no well I swear

Na only God she trust for the matter.

Now Op, has exposed it to the world. Wicked Op!