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inimitkel:
Lol, that's my mum's best choice of words just for failing/forgetting to do whatever she says

Our Mothers...

I just love them!

sophiadfirst:
my own na eye. just tell her that my eye has started paining me again. she will be like when u choke ur eye for ur phone and laptop why I no go pain u. or even if tell her say belle dey pain u, she tell say make the laptop give u food naa.
or

if she call u and u answer maaa
she will say maaa that thing and come here.

lmao!!!!!

Oh, our mothers ooo!!!

Maaaaa that thing and come here

Petitediva14:
My mum's own is she would price the meat or any item to like 3k when the person has agreed she would price it to 1.5k and i would be like which kain wahala be this. And the worst part is if the person doesn't agree she would sometimes leave and they would call her back or i would beg her to go back. I used to feel bad for them.

I tell you. Just like my mum if they agree with her price, she'll price it lesser, and when those people say they can't sell it like that, she'll say she's just joking.

At times they have to beg her to come back, me sef will be begging her. It aches my head at that moment. Don't like going to the market with her cos of that.

Any time I go to the market on my own, she'll say Ahhhhh they've cheated you, this 10k meat is supposed to be 2k. What??

I love my mama die!!!

ionsman:
I'm deviating from the norm.....
#Youknowyourmumisnigerian when she sells her wrappers just to make sure you complete your education. ...

Shout out to all Nigerian mums. You rock.

Nice one

Hollabesea:
#youknowyourmumisNigerian when:
me : mum my tummy is paining me
mum ; y won't it pain you when u av bin pressing fone since morning

that's my mum o... Tell her you feel like you have malaria, she'll say it's because you've been busy with your laptop all day. Choiiii

DiegoNakel:
You failed JAMB, all of a sudden you can't find meat
again in your soup? That's when
#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian

#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian When she buys
you oversized clothes to keep for the future.


#YouKnowYourMumIsNigerian when She starts
Pricing Meat In The market You start Feeling Bad for
The meat seller .

My mum is so guilty of that last one.

I mean, e.g. how can you price 11k meat to 3k?

Oh, I pity those meat sellers. My belly turns me, but I'll remain silent.

But later they both agree on reasonable price.

#YouknowyourmumisNigerian when she calls you from the living room, and you dint hear, then she calls your sister in UK just to ask you to bring water from the kitchen.

I love Nigerian Mums



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That's someone's mum

That's my President.

Keeping to time is one of the qualities of a diligent leader.

May God grant our presio the right wisdom to lead us well


Long Live Baba.

Long Live the Federal Republic of Nigeria.

If Obasanjo sue those people for pronouncing his name like

faith551:
Wow, if that's coming from a lady, then the Op's problem is solved, thanks really @ VickyRotex

WuruWuru to the answer

[15-5] [11-1] [13-3] =30

The poster below, we have 3 boxes up there. So?

achemedez:
Modified

achemedez:
NIGERIAN POST:
My name is Talatu, i
stay in Abuja, married
with a kid, I think I am
falling for my
husband's cousin! What
should I do?
NIGERIAN COMMENTS:
*INTROV***: FTC
*CR7* :
Say it again!
*Dayo muyiwa* : Fool,
love na food?
*Nkiru joy* : You are a
disgrace to
womanhood..shame
on u,
*Idris kunle* : Any news
about chibok girls?
*Toheeb sule* : If u
want to fall for me too,
call
myno 07031821***
*Funmi Leye* : I no blame
u at all, better go find
something do with your
life, fall koor, stand nii
*T robot*: Gej my hero
*Richard oke : Abeg who
get bb charger(pin
mouth)
*Mallam Audu* : Allah ya
tsine miki anya ke yar
musilma che kuwa?
*Bashir Bigboi* : Gaskiya
ur so cute pls Add me on bbm
*Amaka Achebe* : All hail biafran !
*ZILoT Bright 007 : SHORO NIYEN?
*barcan***: blame it on buhari
KAI NIGERIANS!!!!. 9ja 4
life!!

Fixed!!!

Eyah. Quite sad.

But like seriously? Any bag? you dint even state the colour or design.

They snatch many people's bag daily.


Also, you said any road in Lagos? How's that possible? Why not state the location the bag was snatched, so as to narrow down your search. #MyCandidOpinion

Correct!!! Busted!!!

Eleko1 come and see your friends

This is my advice to people, in order to avoid or limit such interview invites:

""Stop dropping your contacts on sites you ain't confident of.

Especially job portals that ask for your contact details. Once you ain't sure of their authenticity, don't drop your contact. Be it email, mobile number, or house address.

And don't upload your CV on such sites, cos your CV contains those vital informations as well. """

It doesn't always work that way, but it helps.

Op, Sope ti e o

They finally caught up with him, from the village.

Yaba Left calling!!!

eleko1:
U knw some lady can't stand oozing body/mouth odour.U get solution/have something to contribute?

Most ladies can't stand it. My contribution is same as what that Faith551 guy said up there.

faith551:
One way to attract girls is to be yourself, be confident, do not show too much attention to them ladies, especially those that almost every guy show attention, it really gets them thinking.
If u are at least presentable,dress fine, and smell good, don't worry, they will get to like u.

Also, he needs to boost his self esteem, that's one important things. Ladies dont like a man with little or no self esteem. Be hardworking!!! Dont be too desperate et al.

eleko1:
Just for dem to hit/eat his money and run away?If what he need now is a wife not somebody he want to bang,I'll help provide he's not a bad character(smoke,drink/engaged in useless lifestyle.

So asides the eko and akara wey you dey sell, you dey hook people up aswel. Kia!! Jack of all trade!!!

faith551:
One way to attract girls is to be yourself, be confident, do not show too much attention to them ladies, especially those that almost every guy show attention, it really gets them thinking.
If u are at least presentable,dress fine, and smell good, don't worry, they will get to like u.

Op, here is the advice your friend needs!!!

eleko1:
He doesn't have any problem then.He shud be bold/have confidence to approach a lady.Abeg,I nor say make he go approach dem ajebutter lady ooo,make those one no compound his woe.He can start with dem Agege bread seller.I fit dash U VIckyrotex .Upload his pinsure make I see

eleko1:
Dat A turned u down doesn't mean dat Q will do likewise.U dnt expect a lady u approach now to give U immediately YES answer/open her leg for u to log in.Tell him,not to give UP. Abi he get body odour?

*singing* ""Just one slap, only one slap will reset your medulla Oblongata""

@bolded, until e get body odour before ladies run from am?

Lobolintin:
Abi tele nko.....
Cross breed yen ko Ba Mi Lara my, hybrid lo sure ju...
Ba wo Lara leniyi

Ehmmm, @bolded, I don't get your question.

On a serious note, we need hybrid peeps like you to preach against tribalism here on NL. It's becoming alarming.

Lobolintin:
Mi okin fe ko pe Mi ni cross breed, hybrid lomo

Toh! Hybrid niyen

Lobolintin:
Jowo ma ta milofa oooooo,mo ti ranse sie nu ero ibanisoro re,
Omo Odua ati Omo Igbo ni mii

Oh Cross breed niyen, that's cool.

Amen!!!

RIP to that brave woman. Dr.Ms. Adadevoh. And to everyone who lost their lives due to the disease.

RIP to those people who lost their lives due to excessive intake of salts

Patrick Sawyer

Lobolintin:
If you cant beat them, set a standard above them!!!
their tradition, their life!...

Omo kwara,ni bo ni beMi o ji no Si be

Hmmmm!

Omo ilu Iloffa!!!

Biko, that's better

Lobolintin:
Omo ilu wo ni..... If so done died of blast or plane crash smd so!e body parts was recovered .....won't same happen ?

Kwara!

Some body parts, not one.

Besides, this is different from plane crash. And most times, they usually do mass burial for such body parts. Not necessarily in their respective villages.

Anyways, their tradition, their life!!!

Lobolintin:
Better..in Igbo land, the mans after proper marital bruhaha, he his the bo nafide owner of the woman ...whether she's dead or alive, in pieces or in full..so she's gana be buried in his own home....but the man nah jet LI oo

Yea, I understand that, it's like that in Yoruba land aswel. The husband owns the wife, dead or alive and when dead, she'll be buried in his home. But I've never heard of them burying a wife's body part e.g. Hand, not to say, burying it in the husband's village.

Too much of Africa Magic for the man.

Lobolintin:
Welcome to naija......scared ?

lol. Not really

Can you imagine?
Well, I already said it yesterday, that if it's true, then he should RIP.

Else, I wish him good health and a fruitful ending.