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What of this, me particular like voltron

When I was a kid I watched all the cartoon then, how time flies

u funny old motor for that price

Second hand car for that price, car produced 12yrs ago SMH

Abeg don't make mountain out of a mole Hill na only she dey there

goto www.alibaba.com thats where u can buy at cheaper rate from China

i no believe na photoshop

u playing with cancer bro

stale news bro

Mr oga why u no post picture, abi u be 19

location plz,hope its not sambisa forest

FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION.
GENERAL PAPER
Time: 1hr 30 mins
Section A (Answer all questions)
1a) How many chibok girls were kidnapped and state d
reason for their kidnapped?(20marks)
1B-) The question “Na only you waka come was said by
who and to who? Why dis xclamation “chai there‘s is God
oo!(15marks)
2a. What are the names of the two people holding hands
when you switch on a Nokia phone ?(10 marks)
2b. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is the past
tense of Make ?(10marks)
3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest number of
ladies using blackberry phones?
4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on facebook, who sent
the friend request and why ?
5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is the cost of
moi ?
6. Who ate the missing part of the apple logo?
SECTION B (Answer All. 10 Marks each)
1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian girls, who
likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the diameter of
elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi ?
4. If your X-boyfriend/X-Girlfriend wins N50,000,000 on
who wants to be a millionaire a day after you guys broke
up, find the value of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in
a national conference, how many days will it take Patience
to deliver the same speech on the same occasion?
Assuming the polarity of the audience is kept constant.
SECTION C (Answer 2)
1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on his traditional
wedding and white wedding respectively. There is every
likelihood that D Banj has gone ahead to print wedding
invitation cards without an available bride. Discuss
(20Marks)
2) Write a short essay of 500 words on 'My Oga At The
Top' (15 Marks)
3) What's the name of the lady that use to say "please
enter your secret number" at the ATM center of the banks.
State reasons why she was chosen and explain too (20
Marks)
START.

try ashes

on jumia its cheaper bro

pouka,
smelling
smello

hope u remember to drink ur medicine, and dont forget to go for ur remaining injection at yaba

not possible bro, unless u wan make dey scam u

Send a mail to them,they might hear u

no, na wa for u,u sound like a baby

Was just wondering will the president elect, diversify from oil, and bring back the groundnut pyramids, just wondering

wetin wan spoil am, carry on

Nigerians can't do without them, looking at what they are saying here on nairalander, nigerians are cowards

https://www.nairaland.com/2262501/mass-protest-tomorrow-all-mtn

Inside china and south africa which is better, blacks will always be black and white always be white

If u have alternate line, u can join the solidarity by switching off ur phone, because if u dont do so, the impact wont be felt , moreso unwarranted message from MTN will still come in, to me the MTN line is off, MTN is south african company and they dont give a shit about nigerian doing biz in their country no dame money is going either thru download or phone call or texts to them, however im porting, period