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CONVERSATION BETWEEN LADIES***
Mary: Hello Love!
Sarah: Hello babes-how are u today?
Mary: Am fine dear, I missed u a lot.
Sarah: And me too
Mary: I am calling just to inform you that I will pay you
a visit this afternoon.
Sarah: Ok my dear; it will be a great pleasure to have
you. I will be expecting you sweet.
**AFTER DROPPING THE CALL**
Mary: Am going to visit that dirty girl again.
Sarah: This witch is coming here again,she thinks I will
buy her drinks with my money again, she must be
joking.
**TELEPHONE CONVERSATION BETWEEN BOYS**
John: Bastard how far?
Francis: Mad man I dey? How ur drunkard father?
John: My Papa dey! Ur ashewo mama nko?
Francis: You are a fool. How far, U dey house?I dey
come charge phone.
John: Ok! No wahala, bring money come make we
drink beer.
Francis: Idiot like U. Later now!
**AFTER DROPPING THE CALL**
John: That Francis can be funny at times but always
great companion anytime.
Francis: John is just a reliable friend.
LESSON: Girls are always nice to each other but they
never like themselves. Boys are always mean and rude
but they will always have each other’s back.
TRUE or FALSE??

;DRATED 18
READER'S DISCRETION IS ADVISED
THIS HAPPENED LAST VALENTINE'S DAY
(U certify u are 18 before scrolling down)
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BOY: What am I doing now?
GIRL: You are, uh you are ho ho ho ho holding ma ma
my hands.
BOY: What am I doing to you now?
GIRL: You..you.. you are mmm cu cu cu .. cuddling my
body.
BOY: Ok what am I doing now?
GIRL: You are, you are .. are mmm mm kissing my lips.
BOY: Wow that's good, now what am I doing next?
GIRL: You are eh eh, you are awww eh touching my
thing.
BOY: Yeah I know you like it, so what am I doing now?
GIRL: Uuh you are yeahhh you...you.....you are mmm
arrgh, you are, you are co...co........co....co...co oh yeah
mm you co...co....collecting HIV plus AIDS.
BOY: {screams} Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat ! ! !
The message is simple!
Yes it"s Valentine's day, not a day to loose ur senses.
BE WISE... STAY SAFE!!! AIDS IS REAL!!!!

SAY 'NO!' TO FEMALE EXPLOITATION!!!

Why would a wife/girl that claims to love you, send you
::::boxers and expect a BB?
:::a tie and expect Brazillian hair?
....singlet and expect iPAD2?
:::cuff-links and expect Blackberry Porsche?
::::nothing, at all and expect an expensive dinner @ Hilton?
Pay her school fees and she is flying a flag three times a month, yet we preach gender equality... NO!

As a result of the observable injustice and inequality, the Husbands and Boyfriends Association of Nigeria (HBAN) in its 17th Annual General Meeting held yesterday at the Federal Secretariat, Abuja has concluded that it should be on (TB) Trade by Barter this Feb 14th (Valentine day)

A singlet for bra.
A boxer shorts for a pant.
A roll on for a Sure perfume.
Cuff-links for a rubber band to tie her natural hair.
If she shows up at your door empty handed, switch off your cable and put NTA for her to watch.
If she gives you flower, give her mango leaf. Afterall, both are gotten from trees.
If she comes for dinner without money, take her to night vigil.

All husbands/boyfriends are advised to revert to the new status quo asap!

Signed,
Secretary, Husbands and Boyfriends Association of Nigeria (HBAN)

Chelsea - Cech, Ivanovic, Terry, David Luiz,
Cole, Lampard, Mikel, Mata, Oscar, Ramires,
Torres

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Son: Why is making love so enjoyable?
Father: It is just like the sensation when you
are
digging your nose with your finger!!
Son: Why do women enjoy more sex than
men?
Father: It's because when you dig your nose,
your nose feels more comfort than your
finger.
Son: Why do women hate it when they get
raped?
Father: It is like when you are walking down
the street, someone else come over and digs
your
nose, do you like it?
Son: Why is it that women cant have sex
when
they are having their periods?
Father: If your nose is bleeding, do you still
dig it?!
Son: Why is it that men dont like to wear
condoms when they are making love?
Father: Do you like to dig your nose with a
glove on your finger?!
Son: Why is making love carried out in
private?
Father: Will you dig your nose infront of
your
class?! Idiot!!!LoL

2 villages decided 2 hav a drinking
competition.
A week to d competition, village (A) sent a
delegate to village (B) to confirm if d
competition will still hold.
On arrival, d people of village (B) brought
20ltrs of their strongest ogogoro as kola.
Delegate from village (A) asked if he could
taste & he was permitted to.
He finished d 20litres at once, den said "Dis
is ok... wey d main drink?"
D people of village (B) shouted Come oo! U
de among d competitors?
He said 'Me? Noooo! I no qualify......... Good
morning friends

dat was funny nice joke

u dey craze

naija for lyf.....keep on movin

omo naija for lyf weda boko haram or no boko haram....i wil support naija full tym

;Ddats a serious question lwkmd