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Education / Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by victormini(m): 5:42pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
shadelek: * I'm also from Omu aran, beside energy filling station. |
Education / Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by victormini(m): 5:27pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
sheunsheun: now dat evri1 on dis thread is admitted 4rm a reliable source, probably u shuld start talkin abt accomodatn, accomodatn nobi shereshere 4 Tanke oooo, as skul hostel no sure @ all. and rememba me no go take chill gari with kulikuli 2 celebrate ur admissin ooo, na 2 carry me go Bovina go do aye 4 me sure pass Bovina abi Bournvita?....... lolz. |
Education / Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by victormini(m): 5:24pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
choose4me: I think we have pass the era of e-fighting nw? why are u bringing this up again? Give room for peace both parties involved. |
Education / Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by victormini(m): 5:20pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
OmoUSH: U guys gat to be kiddin me! Or are u happy that the list is being delayed? Instead of u to be talking about d admission, and how school in general wil look like. Anyway I just came to say hi Na comic relief sure pass nw at least to lessen tension, tym of spitting at each other face has gone. Gud evening to u.... |
Education / Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by victormini(m): 5:12pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
realtem: hey, i'm from irepodun also I'm also from Irepodun LGA o. |
Education / Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by victormini(m): 12:48pm On Sep 13, 2013 |
The integrity of from 'confirm source ' has been dragged to mud. Only God can nw help confirm source o. |
Education / Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by victormini(m): 6:33pm On Sep 12, 2013 |
Ellaberry5050: Wooow!!!! D long awaited admission list is finally out so happy i made it into d faculty of arts #linguistics#.....wish u guys same oooo Ellaberry if I catch u , I will whip ur ass o......... lolz. |
Education / Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by victormini(m): 7:02am On Sep 12, 2013 |
Another morning, God I look up to u nd my fellow aspirant, let not our hope be cut short. Grant our heart desires Lord. |
Education / Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by victormini(m): 12:41pm On Sep 11, 2013 |
Haben1: ........ Hmmm, there's NOTHING he can't DO ......... He DO ALL THINGZ, if you believe HE WILL GIVE YOUr Admission THIS YEAR, just type AMEN, and if you don't Believe, IGNORE IT. Amen |
Education / Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by victormini(m): 5:12pm On Sep 09, 2013 |
happykidArotiba: pls i had 182 in jamb and had 20percent in post jamb...wats my chance in d merit list?? lol Why don't u move to the joke section? Moreover, this is not funny. |
Education / Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by victormini(m): 10:25am On Sep 07, 2013 |
Abeg halt this fake info, now my heart is cutting small small............ don't kill me for my parents o. |
Education / Re: University of Ilorin 2013/2014 Admission by victormini(m): 1:14pm On Sep 06, 2013 |
Anticipatingly, curiously, eagerly,.......... waiting for the list. I'm tired of home. the worst part of it is that my dad nd mum are humiliating me.....for example the chair I do sit on is nw different from the rest. I pray we will all be admitted in Jesus name. Moreso, this is my first tym of commenting on this thread. Shalom. |
Jokes Etc / Laffin Time.........just Check In. by victormini(m): 7:58pm On Jun 26, 2013 |
Laffin Time Blackberry don chop my money tire, na im I come vex yestaday sell am, come take some money buy China phone! Now am in bigger trouble!!! 1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging. 2. The phone get TV, Touch screen, Nail cutter, Firelighter etc. 3. I fit write Text message with a toothpick sef. 4. The spelling get mistakes e.g NokLa, blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc. 5. When aeroplane pass e go record "One missed Call". 6. When a big truck horn; e go show "Charger connected" . 7. When Chinese man pass e go show: "One Bluetooth device found". 8. When fine gal waka pass, e go show "Ur favourite food found". 9. When ugly gal waka pass, e go show, "Virus detected". Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy ooo? Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show me for screen: "No contact found". |
Jokes Etc / How To Fart In Public And Retain Ur Image. by victormini(m): 6:43pm On Jun 09, 2013 |
HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN UR IMAGE. To mess for public dey sweet but if dem catch u, no be small embarasment o! Just follow dis guidelines & u are on ur way to being a star in dis profession. 1. Wen u enter a hall, check d wind direction,if na closed hall wit air condition or fan,beta 4 u. Maximum impact. 2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind direction. ... 3. Make sure say u get enof leg space. U go soon knw why! 4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every now &then. 5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am until time wey d hall dey noisy incase ur mess na d type wey dey sound like AK47. 6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over left. 7. Elevate d right yansh. 8. Release small (sound check) 9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow steady. 10. Allow time 4 proper circulation. NOTE: 1. Make sure say no be u be d first person to complain. 2. Wen pple begin dey shout "Jesus" who do dis wan. E no go better for d person wey do dis kind thin," simply ask "why som persons no fit respect demselves 4 public places?na wa o" 3. No shout pass odas if not u go become suspect. 4. Take style disengage from d area, relocate to another zone and repeat d exercise! Trust me,u will go places wit dis profession.d world must hear of u more dan Micheal Jackson.. Happy Sunday.. 1 Like |
Jokes Etc / Re: Football Vs Sex by victormini(m): 5:37pm On May 17, 2013 |
So beware hw u play ur game. |
Jokes Etc / Football Vs Sex by victormini(m): 4:19pm On May 17, 2013 |
Football vs Sex. 1. Going to your bf/gf house without being invited = OFFSIDE 2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER 4. Condom breaks = PENALTY 5. Abortion = RED CARD 6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN 7. Having sex without a condom = OWN -GOAL 8. Taking a lot of time without cumin = MAN OF THE MATCH. 9.Banging 3 girls in a day= HAT-TRICK. 10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP(Most valuable Player) 11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH 12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL 13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME. 14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIRPLAY 15. Biting her nipples/his Dick :sUAREZ 16.Two legs on shoulder =THROWING.*nerd * 17. Asking her 'how do you want it' =taking instructions on d sideline. 18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR 19.Girl being pregnant= Goooooooooaaaaallll |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Alex Ferguson Retires As Manchester United Manager by victormini(m): 2:09pm On May 08, 2013 |
Managers since 1986: Madrid - 24 Inter - 19 Chelsea - 18 Bayern - 14 Juventus - 14 Man City - 14 Milan - 13 Man Utd - Sir Alex THE GREAT THERE WAS, THE GREATEST THERE WILL BE. Only One - Sir Alex Ferguson#respect |
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by victormini(m): 11:53am On May 07, 2013 |
please help me wit dis......35544896DB Tanz |
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by victormini(m): 1:30pm On May 06, 2013 |
clemzyzone: @35891820GJ bakare taye aggregate=139 plz the breakdown. |
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by victormini(m): 1:20pm On May 06, 2013 |
please help check dis......35891820GJ. Tanx |
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by victormini(m): 12:53pm On May 06, 2013 |
begwong: plz help check dis.....3589154BC |
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by victormini(m): 12:14pm On May 06, 2013 |
please help me check dis.......3589154BC. Tanx |
Education / Re: JAMB-UTME 2013 Results Thread by victormini(m): 10:13am On May 06, 2013 |
begwong: Please someone help check dis:.....3589154BC |
Education / Re: JAMB Releases 2013 UTME Results, Withholds 12,110 Results by victormini(m): 8:19pm On May 04, 2013 |
Misunderstood_G: plz help wit dis.......35544896DB |
Education / Re: JAMB Releases 2013 UTME Results, Withholds 12,110 Results by victormini(m): 8:13pm On May 04, 2013 |
Please help me check dis.......35544896DB. |
Education / Re: JAMB Releases 2013 UTME Results, Withholds 12,110 Results by victormini(m): 1:39pm On May 04, 2013 |
[quote author=tosbam] 35891820GJ: Bakare Taye Adejumoke Use of English = 31; Economics = 40; Government = 38; Mathematics = 30; Aggregate = 139 35891826FB Bakare Kehinde Oluwaseun Use of English = 31; Economics = 35; Government = 34; Lit. in English = 36; Aggregate = 136[/quote Weldone guy. help wit dis.........35890394HJ |
Education / Re: JAMB Releases 2013 UTME Results, Withholds 12,110 Results by victormini(m): 1:27pm On May 04, 2013 |
Misunderstood_G: Help me wit dis:......35891820GJ nd 35891826FB. |
Education / Re: JAMB Releases 2013 UTME Results, Withholds 12,110 Results by victormini(m): 1:20pm On May 04, 2013 |
Misunderstood_G: Tanx.....more power to ur elbow |
Education / Re: JAMB Releases 2013 UTME Results, Withholds 12,110 Results by victormini(m): 1:15pm On May 04, 2013 |
Misunderstood_G: Abeg help me check mine |
Education / Re: JAMB Releases 2013 UTME Results, Withholds 12,110 Results by victormini(m): 1:11pm On May 04, 2013 |
Misunderstood_G: its slow, you guys have to be patient.. no prob o |
Education / Re: JAMB Releases 2013 UTME Results, Withholds 12,110 Results by victormini(m): 1:06pm On May 04, 2013 |
Misunderstood_G: plz help wit dis.........35890589HG nd 35890779ii |
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