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shadelek: *
na kwara state i dey faa. Just enter bus wey dey go to omu aran and find bike wey sabi taiwo compound. No 5, opposite first bank plc so that u can have the charger

I'm also from Omu aran, beside energy filling station.

sheunsheun: now dat evri1 on dis thread is admitted 4rm a reliable source, probably u shuld start talkin abt accomodatn, accomodatn nobi shereshere 4 Tanke oooo, as skul hostel no sure @ all. and rememba me no go take chill gari with kulikuli 2 celebrate ur admissin ooo, na 2 carry me go Bovina go do aye 4 me sure pass

Bovina abi Bournvita?....... lolz.

choose4me: Those changing the world are not fools like you and they are surely not pessimists... You are too dumb to even change your nuclear family let alone your village slowpoke!!!

I think we have pass the era of e-fighting nw? why are u bringing this up again?
Give room for peace both parties involved.

OmoUSH: U guys gat to be kiddin me! Or are u happy that the list is being delayed? Instead of u to be talking about d admission, and how school in general wil look like. Anyway I just came to say hi

Na comic relief sure pass nw at least to lessen tension, tym of spitting at each other face has gone. Gud evening to u....

realtem: hey, i'm from irepodun also

I'm also from Irepodun LGA o.

The integrity of from 'confirm source ' has been dragged to mud.
Only God can nw help confirm source o.

Ellaberry5050: Wooow!!!! D long awaited admission list is finally out so happy i made it into d faculty of arts #linguistics#.....wish u guys same oooo
































4rm a confirm source list is not yet out.....no homo ooooo...GUD evenin nairalanders!!!!

Ellaberry if I catch u , I will whip ur ass o......... lolz.

Another morning, God I look up to u nd my fellow aspirant, let not our hope be cut short. Grant our heart desires Lord.

Haben1: ........ Hmmm, there's NOTHING he can't DO ......... He DO ALL THINGZ, if you believe HE WILL GIVE YOUr Admission THIS YEAR, just type AMEN, and if you don't Believe, IGNORE IT.

Amen

happykidArotiba: pls i had 182 in jamb and had 20percent in post jamb...wats my chance in d merit list?? lol

Why don't u move to the joke section? Moreover, this is not funny.

Abeg halt this fake info, now my heart is cutting small small............ don't kill me for my parents o.

Anticipatingly, curiously, eagerly,.......... waiting for the list. I'm tired of home. the worst part of it is that my dad nd mum are humiliating me.....for example the chair I do sit on is nw different from the rest. I pray we will all be admitted in Jesus name.
Moreso, this is my first tym of commenting on this thread.
Shalom.

Laffin Time
Blackberry don chop my money tire,
na im I come vex yestaday sell am,
come take some money buy China
phone! Now am in bigger trouble!!!
1. E go full after 3 minutes of charging.
2. The phone get TV, Touch screen,
Nail cutter, Firelighter etc.
3. I fit write Text message with a
toothpick sef.
4. The spelling get mistakes e.g
NokLa,
blackderry, i-porn, samswag etc.
5. When aeroplane pass e go record
"One missed Call".
6. When a big truck horn; e go show
"Charger connected" .
7. When Chinese man pass e go show:
"One Bluetooth device found".
8. When fine gal waka pass, e go show
"Ur favourite food found".
9. When ugly gal waka pass, e go
show, "Virus detected".
Abeg I wan sell am! Who wan buy
ooo?
Even as I dey find buyer, e dey show
me for screen: "No contact found".

HOW TO MESS IN PUBLIC & RETAIN UR
IMAGE.
To mess for public dey sweet but if
dem catch u, no be small
embarasment o! Just follow dis
guidelines & u are on ur way to being
a star in dis profession.
1. Wen u enter a hall, check d wind
direction,if na closed hall wit air
condition or fan,beta 4 u. Maximum
impact.
2. Make sure say u sidon face d wind
direction. ...
3. Make sure say u get enof leg space.
U go soon knw why!
4. Form ajebo by crossin ur legs every
now &then.
5. U don ready 2 execute, try hold am
until time wey d hall dey noisy incase
ur mess na d type wey dey sound like
AK47.
6. Now carefuly cross ur leg, right over
left.
7. Elevate d right yansh.
8. Release small (sound check)
9. If no sound, allow make d mess flow
steady.
10. Allow time 4 proper circulation.
NOTE:
1. Make sure say no be u be d first
person to complain.
2. Wen pple begin dey shout "Jesus"
who do dis wan. E no go better for d
person wey do dis kind thin," simply
ask "why som persons no fit respect
demselves 4 public places?na wa o"
3. No shout pass odas if not u go
become suspect.
4. Take style disengage from d area,
relocate to another zone and repeat d
exercise!
Trust me,u will go places wit dis
profession.d world must hear of u
more dan Micheal Jackson..
Happy Sunday..

So beware hw u play ur game.

Football vs Sex.
1. Going to your bf/gf house without
being invited = OFFSIDE
2. Dating a girl today and having sex
on the same day = FREE-KICK
3. Condom = GOALKEEPER
4. Condom breaks = PENALTY
5. Abortion = RED CARD
6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN
7. Having sex without a condom =
OWN -GOAL
8. Taking a lot of time without cumin =
MAN OF THE MATCH.
9.Banging 3 girls in a day= HAT-TRICK.
10. Having many chicks and banging
all = MVP(Most valuable Player)
11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY
MATCH
12. 8 years of sex without getting a
child = ARSENAL
13. After 2 rounds, u request for more
=EXTRA TIME.
14. Taking it gently when having sex =
FAIRPLAY
15. Biting her nipples/his Dick
:sUAREZ
16.Two legs on shoulder
=THROWING.*nerd *
17. Asking her 'how do you want it'
=taking instructions on d sideline.
18. A lady using pills after sex and
later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE
ERROR
19.Girl being pregnant=
Goooooooooaaaaallll

Managers since 1986:
Madrid - 24
Inter - 19
Chelsea - 18
Bayern - 14
Juventus - 14
Man City - 14
Milan - 13
Man Utd - Sir Alex
THE GREAT THERE WAS, THE GREATEST
THERE WILL BE.
Only One - Sir Alex Ferguson#respect

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Tanz

clemzyzone: @35891820GJ bakare taye aggregate=139

plz the breakdown.

please help check dis......35891820GJ. Tanx

begwong: You CANNOT See Your Result because "You Have No Biometric Verification"

plz help check dis.....3589154BC

please help me check dis.......3589154BC. Tanx

begwong: Aggregate = 180 Physics = 38; Chemistry = 51; Biology = 42; Use of Eng=49

Please someone help check dis:.....3589154BC

Misunderstood_G: 35756558AH= [size=20pt] EZE GEORGE ENG 45 ECONS 32 GOV 24 MATHS 27 AGG 148
35888629DJ= UGOCHUKWU RUTH BLESSING= ENG 38 ECONS 45 GOV 33 LIT 35 AGG 151
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[quote author=tosbam]35891820GJ:
Bakare Taye Adejumoke
Use of English = 31; Economics = 40; Government = 38; Mathematics = 30; Aggregate = 139

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Bakare Kehinde Oluwaseun
Use of English = 31; Economics = 35; Government = 34; Lit. in English = 36; Aggregate = 136[/quote

Weldone guy.
help wit dis.........35890394HJ

Misunderstood_G: [size=30pt]NATHAN O.
ENG 51
ECONS 52
GOVT 54
MATHS 45
AGG 202[/size]

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Misunderstood_G: 35890589HG= ENG 33 CRK 55 GOVT 54 LIT 56 AGG I98
35890779ii= ENG 56 CRK 29 GOVT 42 LIT 45 AGG 172

Tanx.....more power to ur elbow

Misunderstood_G: YOU HAVE NO BIOMETRIC VERIFICATION

Abeg help me check mine

Misunderstood_G: its slow, you guys have to be patient..

no prob o

Misunderstood_G: NO WORRY! BUT I DON TIRE OOOOO, I DON DEY HERE SINCE MORNING

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