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Romance / Re: I Shoked My Boyfriend Last Night. by Vijuchoco(f): 8:33pm On May 21

Why this kain yeye advert? angry
cheesy grin

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Romance / Re: What I Did When I Was Feeling Bored Today by Vijuchoco(f): 8:24pm On May 21
My own convo with AI

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Romance / Re: I Just Saw Belinda Effah The Nigerian Actress Deliver Food For Uber Eats In USA by Vijuchoco(f): 7:49am On May 13
This is the mamagee who works in a posh company and with a posh job where a fellow woman like delivered ubereat.
An obese and shapeless creature with flat feet, fat watery thighs and skinny legs.
Right boob is bigger and pointing west while left boob has shrunk and pointing south. Fat tummy and a woman who can’t control her junk food eating habits.


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Business / Re: Landmark Reopens After FG Demolished Beach Front Facilities by Vijuchoco(f): 6:54am On May 07

Landmark is not a beach resort from the beginning.
Romance / Re: Being Recommended A Wife And Finding Your Wife by Vijuchoco(f): 5:14pm On May 06
Someone recommended you to me
You ke? You want make I expose you here..
Romance / Re: Being Recommended A Wife And Finding Your Wife by Vijuchoco(f): 8:31pm On May 05
Never try it, my elder brother is going through hell right now through wife recommendation
Chai! The reverse is the case for my older bro, he's enjoying his marriage although, in the beginning it was quite rough.
Hopefully, your brother's own will get better eventually.
Romance / Re: Can anyone recomend a Decent Strip Club Please? by Vijuchoco(f): 10:45pm On May 03
Decent and strip dey go together?
Na wetin first occur to me o cheesy
Decent and strip in one sentence, e just get as e be
Business / Re: Deji Akinyanju Is The Founder of Chicken Republic by Vijuchoco(f): 7:03pm On Apr 08
Tantalizers, Chicken Republic, Mega chicken , Yakoyo, Bukateria, Sweet Sensation, Tastee Fried Chicken, Mr Biggs, Chicken Republic etcetera are all founded and own by Yorubas.
The food chain in Nigeria is actually controlled by the Yorubas.
Thought Sweet sensation was Igbo, she was a friend to my boss back then and I only knew the name Kamson

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Business / Re: Simple Secret Of Buying Stuff At Idumota Market Lagos by Vijuchoco(f): 9:23pm On Apr 04
They are mainly along Ereko street, some are in Martins street, but their cluster is called 1,000 line, at the intersection of Ereko, Martin’s and Balogun street, there is a section there, that’s their cluster
Please, where can I get quality hand woven Ghana bags on the Island
Romance / Re: What's So Special About Marrying A Virgin? I Will Tell You... by Vijuchoco(f): 4:58pm On Apr 03

All these ones no concern me, I dey look for virgin. If you have anyone around you, please recommend. Na first grade virgin I want o, tam tam.

No be all these ones wey dey collect kissing and smooching.
I no sure say I go fit help you o. All the ones I know dey indulge in aggressive cuddling and heavy petting..
Romance / Re: What's So Special About Marrying A Virgin? I Will Tell You... by Vijuchoco(f): 1:57pm On Apr 03

I can't live with knowing saviour of the world can never come from my waist cos of the woman I dey with. No way...I'm done. Make I go search for virgin abeg.
God go help you find the one wey go show you shege except the non virgin do you bad..
Remember say God himself pure, even Joseph wey stand as papa pure small.. Are you pure at all.

Make you still remember say na immaculate conception o according to the story, no sex was involved smiley


Romance / Re: What's So Special About Marrying A Virgin? I Will Tell You... by Vijuchoco(f): 1:47pm On Apr 03


That number 6 carry weight. I'm even thinking of breaking up with my non virgin Nigerian girlfriend because of that number 6.
Lol.. Abeg no break up with am o. Wetin don happen don happen biko

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Romance / Re: What's So Special About Marrying A Virgin? I Will Tell You... by Vijuchoco(f): 9:14am On Apr 03
No 6 got me grin

6. They have a higher chance of bringing a saviour into the world

Like seriously

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Romance / Re: People In Their 30s With No Kids And Single, How Do Y’all Feel by Vijuchoco(f): 9:12am On Apr 03
Make nobody pressure nobody abeg......At least,those mad men and women roaming the streets today were once kids that were seen as special kids by their parents........

Lol.. No be lie sha

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Romance / Re: A Nairalander Takes A Beautiful Bride by Vijuchoco(f): 9:26pm On Apr 01
Beautiful couple.. God bless their union

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Health / Re: How You Can Make Your Own Perfect Milky Doughnut by Vijuchoco(f): 9:12pm On Apr 01
It's like I'm the only one that is yet to taste this milky doughnut
Nairaland / General / Re: It's April Fool, Have You Been Fooled? by Vijuchoco(f): 3:18pm On Apr 01
Someone promised me money few days ago and sent a fake bank notification today😭

I should have known because I didn't send any account number prior to the time I got the fake alert


Travel / Re: Fun Places In Ikorodu by Vijuchoco(f): 7:43pm On Mar 29

Can you shed more light on what really happened, please?

What's the movie title?

I'm interested in the history/story
Movie title is ESAN and it's on YouTube. There are other related movies though..
Family / Re: Who Knows You The Most by Vijuchoco(f): 4:47pm On Mar 22
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Only my mum knew me but unfortunately she's late..

For now, no one knows me, they just keep assuming and I enjoy being unpredictable..

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Romance / Re: My Experience With An Uber Driver Today by Vijuchoco(f): 10:39pm On Mar 17

Being a virgin at over 30 something is not healthy for a lady.
Romance / Re: My Experience With An Uber Driver Today by Vijuchoco(f): 11:45am On Mar 17

Not healthy for your age.
Lol.. Please, what's the age limit to being a virgin?
Family / Re: Nobody Should Do This To Any Woman by Vijuchoco(f): 7:19pm On Mar 10
All this kind of insult that could have been easily avoided. Chai!
This story is really touching cry
Family / Re: Nobody Should Do This To Any Woman by Vijuchoco(f): 7:15pm On Mar 10
some women are very foolish and the reason why all the above shiiit happens to them:
A) the above man didnt move in with her because he loved her or anything, he did so because he NEEDED A PLACE TO STAY (even a mumu would understand that). so the issue is not that they were a couple, the issue is that he had to pretend that he liked her s that he could use her, because he had no place to stay. when all was good in his life, he never tried to live with her. HER MISTAKE.

B) while living with her, he started to use her stuff, and SHE ACCEPTED. not because that was right, but because she foolishly thought that they were together as a couple, not understanding that this man was just waiting to bounce back so he could leave her. HER MISTAKE.

C) the minute this other woman called and told her that she was in a r/ship with this man, she should have invited this woman so that all 3 of them could resolve this issue FACE TO FACE... sadly she decided to ignore what this woman was telling her and believe the snake that she was sleeping with. HER MISTAKE.

the only person to blame here is HERSELF!
All true.. The guy was only playing along because of what he needed at the time


Business / Re: Shyngle: Herbert Wigwe’s Father Slumps, Rushed To Hospital by Vijuchoco(f): 4:46pm On Mar 09
God should pls take control

Burying a child and a successful one for that matter and your daughter in-law with your grand child who happens to be your son’s only son

It’s a great pain
Mehn! It's really a terrible experience. God, abeg o
Health / Re: What Helps You Sleep At Night? by Vijuchoco(f): 11:38pm On Feb 29

What fruits please...?
Bananas, Mangoes, African star apple and many more

Youghurt and popcorn also helps me sleep well
Food / Re: Help! Is It Possible To Save My Egusi Soup? by Vijuchoco(f): 7:39pm On Feb 29

Use the 4K to prepare a new soup.
It won't be enough for the same soup nar
Career / Re: Have You Ever Worked In A Factory? Come In And Share Your Experience by Vijuchoco(f): 2:05pm On Feb 26
Factory work shortens your days on earth……..

No comment; next question.
Lol.. Even other jobs that involves night shifts has same effect embarassed

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Travel / Re: I Have Never Been To An Airport by Vijuchoco(f): 1:53pm On Feb 26
I no beef you ooo. You be my padi for life.
If you like no beef me, the cold war must continue sad

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