₦airaland Forum

Zedric:
Lol. Y e dey pain u if u no dey do am?

U mean the photo editor u already have?

Zedric:
Lol. Y e dey pain u if u no dey do am?

U mean the photo editor u already have?

Zedric:
Shey u know the preparation that goes into one pic? Step 1- Take a bath.
Step 2- Apply heavy make-up
Step 3- Take series of pictures, as much as 15
Step 4- Use photo editor app
Step 5- Use Instagram filter on pre-edited pic
Step 6- Choose most suitable
Step 7- Finally Upload

Y dem no go fine?

Zedric:
Shey u know the preparation that goes into one pic? Step 1- Take a bath.
Step 2- Apply heavy make-up
Step 3- Take series of pictures, as much as 15
Step 4- Use photo editor app
Step 5- Use Instagram filter on pre-edited pic
Step 6- Choose most suitable
Step 7- Finally Upload

Y dem no go fine?

clubone05:
every state is at risk of this happening. ..its the response that matters..

2 words for you. ...poorly educated. ..extremely ..

Welrez:
It is a pity that this my dude is poor. He was one of the best students in his department at the university and graduated nearly with a first class. He is teaching now to fend for himself to avoid a life of beggary until he secures a good job. I like him for his self-reliant attitude and for his intelligence. He finds it extremely difficult to borrow money or ask for handouts from even friends and if he undergoes the agony of doing that, he repays promptly. As he usually says: he who goes a-borrowing goes a-sorrowing. There are times he would prefer to starve than begging for money from even friends. I don't wait for him to ask me for money before I give him for I know his kind of person. He always attempt to repay but I always tell him to take it. I write this not to justify his act but to throw more light on why he behaved the way he did towards his girlfriend.

fuckshit:
FÜCK!! my MOTHERFÜCKING name; am right here

fuckshit:
FÜCK!! my MOTHERFÜCKING name; am right here

MNDY:
A larger chunk of the commendations to be alloted to Babatunde Fashola! I am simply obsessed with this man! I'm not a Lagosian but I can categorically tell y'all that he is the ideal model of an excellently performing governor!
However, one area I look forward to him for is Lagos' traffic palaver!

clubone05:
bro u got this outa context. ..


its kodus to the lagos state government. ...the governor....I don't care about the other dumboos..

barcanista:
Wow, nice one...
Up Nigeria
UP The Doctors and Nurses that contributed to the fight
Up the Media
Up Fashola
Up Amaechi
Up APC





And Up Jonathan

ochejoseph:
NIGERIANS are great people we united and did it with great humor see pics below

berem:
At least there is something I should be proud of as a Nigerian. The success in the fight against Ebola.

Congratulations to Babatunde Fashola,Rotimi Amaechi and our president Goodluck Jonathan for coming together despite their political differences to fight this fight against humanity.

And to the late doctor,Mrs Adedovah and other health workers who made sure Ebola didn't spread further,you shall surely never be forgotten.



GOD BLESS NIGERIA!!

omenka:
Wow!!! Lovely post!! At least, something to be truly proud of!!

When you do things right, the world is forced to notice and respect you. We ought to draw a big lesson from this event. No one grants you respect you didn't earn.

I'm really feeling proud here!

Keneking:
This government sef
Jonathan....

drobadebayo:
Lol.i already figured jare.decided not to change it cos she z an engineer afterall

fuckshit:
FÜCK!! Nope, not even in my FÜCKING dreams. FÜCKING hate that stuff #not FÜCKING being offensive here

nobilis:
I'm sorry to say but this is a really useless post.
It is this kind of comparison that is causing this friction between doctors and other health workers in public hospitals. You only look at the remuneration.

Now look at this:
1. When medical students study very hard during UTME and post-UTME aptitude tests in order to gain admission into universities, where were the engineering students? At least, we all know that the cut-off mark for Medicine is always higher than that of Engineering.

OP, did you protest that there is a lot of "GAP" in the admission requirements between the two courses of study?

No. You didn't.

2. When you go on end-of-semester breaks and the medical students remain in school (with no hopes of breaks), studying and doing their hospital postings, OP, did you protest that medical students are working in school while you're having the time of your life on Holz? Obviously you didn't.

3. When engineering students fail exams, they carry the courses over to the next session, while when medical students fail exams (depending on the degree of failure), they may have to drop a class and repeat the whole session.
OP, did you protest that you guys should be permitted to drop classes when you fail exams?
No, you didn't.

4. When you graduate after 5 years of study, and the medical students you gained admission with are still groaning under the weight of one professional exam or the other, did you protest that you should be made to spend more years in school? No, you didn't. You graduated with joy and happiness.

But now, you're protesting that doctors and health workers are treated more specially than engineers during NYSC years. Isn't that greed and injustice? You want Abraham's blessings to be yours but you don't want Abraham's sufferings and hardwork to be yours.

slimmy05:
Jealousy. Lol which machine can you design. Can you even start a generator let a lone heavy duty plant. All this engineers by book. Rubbish.

drobadebayo:
God bless u bro for this input

fuckshit:
FÜCK!! fuckshit would be FÜCKING grateful if you don't but would FÜCKING encourage you to have fun.

FÜCK!! without FÜCKING hurting no one

Tbliss12:
I'm not jealous its just funny that's all,but d basic salary of an Engineer is alarming in the industry

mcdokwe:
www.nairaland.com/514823/how-make-wish-she-never

She was the one that left here.

mcdokwe:
no, she isn't.

LyndaRoyce:
On behalf of this nation, I'd say to our future leaders(children), I'm sorry for the pain, discrimination, depression, utmost negligence and abuse of various sort that the pathetic condition of this country has brought upon you...
I'm very optimistic abt the variability of this present situation... Thingz will surely change for the better,if only you remain hopeful.

mcdokwe:
Unbelievable as it sounds, she has not said I did anything wrong to her. I only get contradicting reasons from her friends and others. I do not doubt the paternity of the child, I have every reason to believe she stayed faithful, I did too. Paying her bride price has never been a problem, atleast I made effort to see her parents but she advised I take a chill pill till they calm down from the anger of her getting pregnant

austinbrown:
. Don't try it next time

MrRhymes101:
I dint say he shud rape dem na! So if he is a gud toaster n my sista falls, fyn I dint say he shud rape dem na! So if he is a gud toaster n my sista falls, fyn

mcdokwe:
thanks. Unfortunately, I cannot even care as she doesn't allow communication to know how they are and how I can take responsibilities

wo1F:
Hian!
Wahala dey oo
Okay let's go there. OP this one na Youth Service all over again o but we go do am for you
Just hang in there mate, we got this

*MODIFIED*
@mcdokwe my text to your partner reads thus;

*Clears throat*
Errmm, bia nne, I understand you ran away with something that belongs to you and someone. Oya return am sharperly now now; you and that pikin.
Your birthday present [iPhone 6] as ordered by me dey your house dey wait you. Pls do the right thing and return to Chidi. His remorseful arss, loving arms and the iPhone 6 awaits you.
Once again, Happy Birthday to you.

Cheers and Love,
Wo1F, Nairaland.

Goodluck brother.

kay29000:
It is obvious you know know little about life. Thanks for living an ignorant close minded comment.

fuckshit:
FÜCKING nice one