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I never talk my own hope all of una know me well?

I am a tall slim to fit handsome guy. Fair in complexion, strong and very energetic in Bed. I nid a caring sugar mummy for matured fun and pleasure. Wit my 9 inches in length and 2cm wide dick I can satisfy my sugar mum or lady. My number is
08068489413

your joke is senseless and meaningless. Who is the prof who is the sailor.? O boy go primary school joor. Olodo

I am a gentle man with first degree and a master degree, looking for a working class lady between the age of 22 to 32 for life engagement/ marriage. My number is 08068489413

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@ poster
having pity on u is calling you pig menses.
You are inane, insane, obdurate, and above al police man pikin. Made in china like you. Mumu. If u hav a BB write dieing tinz 4 ur status.

@didfy abi na did fool
must you make every one notice that you be olodo? You no go primary school? U deserve 250 strokes of metal cane. U tink here na childrens forum? Amoeba.

@ lalaosky abi na lala skate
oh! U wan make booqee laugh? Hmmm! She no get teeth o! Booqee abeg no laugh cuz children fit faint in fear of ur dental misfortune. Mumu

@ Efulefu
Even from your name I knew you hav sent nonsense as a joke. If you try this again I wil demote you from primary 5 to kindergarten. Mumu

@ Frakie abi na fake
you deserve 250 strokes of metal cane. How can you be this empty? I told you to stop going out with that boy called Mogul abi na mugu. U see now u are just like mogul! Senseles human beings. Mtcheew.

Some questions that google can never answer are:
Light dey house?
Is Nkechi realy cheating on me?
Food dey house?
Are my beautiful?
Wil my gal mis her flower?
Guys lets write down funny questions that google cannot answer. Lol.

Is it true that booqee is a name of a particular animal in SUDAN?

@ boqee
Do u realy hav a father? Lol! Aint u hapy that I dashed you a pot bellied father when I knw you are a bastard?

Lol! boqee said is a dry joke because this joke reminds her of her fathers shape.

the driver of that truck ran then why were many people stil burnt to death? Are they not people that went to to take advantage of the accident by stealing the discharging fuel? Abeg no post this again.

@ Mugu
chai! Smal boy lik u! U wan Bleep abi? Notin wey pesin no go hear. Mogul must make people understand that u were trained in one room apartment? Pig menses, mumu. @

abeg i wan sleep . Smal pikin wey no get sense. This tin na joke? U deserve make military women take u train. E be like say u and Mugol na friend? Go find better friend o

@ Mogul abi na Mugu. This idiot cald mugu is always busy teling people to go and get life for theirselves but he hadn'nt any life. Mugu answer me, what makes u tink u have a life? Hopeless Nigerian. The day I get u, realy u must taste the diff btw civilian and military.

Im a graduate and just finish my master degree, im 30 years from Imo state, im realy searching for a decent and God fearing, and working class lady to settle down with. My number is 08068489413. My 2go ID is vizihe

mogul abi na mugu, wen last did u take ur bath? U are such a hopeles empty brain. Coconut head. May u use super glue in place of eye drop. May every thing in ur lif becomes positive even HIV. Castrated pig. Mugu mogul is ur real name lizard wey no go primary school.

A brick layer who is a member of a church came to do a job for his church, the job was done for two days which the work pay is 4k. The following conversation was made between the man and the pastor
pastor: Bro paul u are blessed for working in Gods vineyard
Bro Paul: thank u pastor
pastor: how much is ur bill?
Paul: 4k
pastor: what is 4k that the lord can not pay u? Bro! Just go with faith heaven wil pay u.
Paul: Ah! Pastor the 4k is my advance if I get to heaven I wil collect my balance.

A burial poster is on ur car and some one ask u if u are going to burial?
Ans: No im going for resurrection of the dead.
You are beating ur wife and somebody suddenly enters and ask u, are u beating ur wife?
Ans: No! Im training her for the upcoming olympic

Someone sees u and ask u is this u?
Ans: No na my grand father.

Someone just saw ur wife and ask u, is she ur wife?
Ans : No na my personal advicer on sex intercourse

lol nice one after all this is my first time of hearing this. @ Mogul abi na mugu, u are an idiot, bastard, I just saw a mad woman on the street, check if ur mum is in or is she the mad woman?

After the welding ceremony of Mr Ike and his wife, Mr Ike told the wife that it wil be nice for them to go to the huz of Mr Ebu to thank him for all the helps he gave them before and during their welding ceremony. The wif replied yea the young man realy tried.
Meanwhile on that day the couples planned to visit Mr Ebu, Mr Ebu has been waiting for one of his new gal, the gal told Ebu that she wil come in the morning. Ebu waited for her til afternoon, at a time Ebu decided to go out to a friends huz, so as he was going he left a message to his neighbours sm: If any lady comes here looking for me tel her to wait for me that in 5 mins I wil be back, but if is a man just tel him to go that I travled to my village

After abt 10 mins Mr Ebu left to his friends Mr Ike and the wife came looking 4 mr Ebu, so immediately that little boy came out, he look at Mr Ike and said brother go uncle Ebu said I should tel u that he travled to the vilage and then turned to Mr Ike's wife and said aunty uncle Ebu said that u should wait 4 him that he wil soon come back.
Mr Ike became confussed and started looking at his wife.

@ booqee
long time oh! It's been a while now. I heard that u are now an arm robber? How is every body? Is it true that ur dad ran out of huz bikoz of ur mums frequent sex demand? How is ur little sis? The last time she came to my huz for our normal fun, she told me that ur mother coursed you. Why?

A wife saw the
husband sitting at
the balcony gribing
his two palms on
his cheeks, the
following
conversations
took place.
WIFE : Honey ever
since u read that
news paper u've
been thinking,
whats wrong?
HUSBAND: Baby
which airline did u
take that faithful
sunday?
WIFE : Arik ofcourse
(smilling)
HUSBAND : Baby
why not Dana!
WIFE : Honey u
mean u want me to
die.....
HUSBAND : Baby is
not what I mean. Is
just that Dana
airline have agreed
to pay 15 million
per victim of that
accident.
WIFE : God!
HUSBAND : Baby
considering the
nature of this
family financially
15 million means
alot.

Is the dream of
every man to have
a beautiful
endowed angel like
her as a wife, Just
about 05:46 pm, I
met this damsel at
benidon suites
travel shop, I
suddenly lost the
conscioness that
im seriously
engaged, she
seems to be the
beautiful angel we
heared that was
yet unborn. She is
tall, slim to fit, red
romantic and
inviting lips, her
dimple na die, with
bubbles of sweat
on her nose.
Though I lost the
courage to
approach an angel
with my sinful
nature, after
saying my normal
catholic prayer: In
the name of the
father and of the
son and of the holy
spirit. Amen, I pick
up the morale to
talk
Good morning
honey (at 05:55pm
ooo).
Your name is
vincent whats my
name? I want to
confess my love to
you. Please will u
marry me? Im rich I
have two bicycles,
im the chief task
force of my village
meeting. If u
wouldnt mind can
we become boys
and gals?
She looked at me
and laughed. Cat
walked out of the
shop leaving me in
suspence. What
should I do next?

Damilare or any other good Nigerian should help me send the pack for me. My email is ihemmaduv@yahoo.com