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Re: Answers That Work by timmygalva(m): 7:11pm On Jun 30, 2012
Rhymez: U have a spiritual problem and u visited ur pastor for deliverance. He saw you rolling on d floor like an epileptic and ask u "do u want to be healed?"
Ans- No, I come here come act film
U won murder me wit laff, pple tink i'm crazy ova here laffin alone in d market
Re: Answers That Work by aspabay(m): 7:43pm On Jun 30, 2012
kcreal: You enter in a town service bus, you give the conductor #200 and he ask u, oga, for how many people? Ans: na for everybody in the bus.

ROTFLMYO
grin grin grin
Re: Answers That Work by aspabay(m): 7:46pm On Jun 30, 2012
As hard as you tired, the fart still goes out with a loud sound, your babes asks you, 'Honey did you just mess?'
Ans: No, I'm just trying out a new musical instrument.

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Re: Answers That Work by Rhymez(m): 8:06pm On Jun 30, 2012
U went for an interview and they ask u " Do u really want to work in this organisation?"
Ans- No, I came here to receive air conditioner. grin

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Re: Answers That Work by Toppie2(f): 8:11pm On Jun 30, 2012
And dz actualy is nt a joke. Sm yrs bk, armd robbers cm 2 my house around 2am nd startd banging d door,then my dad askd: who are those?
Armed robbers: na Jesus Christ cme visit u lyk thief @nyt...nw gently open ur door!

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Re: Answers That Work by philipstanley(m): 8:22pm On Jun 30, 2012
Intesting! Dis is wat i call, ansa a fool according 2 de amount of his foolish questions.
Re: Answers That Work by akpaulite(m): 8:48pm On Jun 30, 2012
there is nepa light nd som1 is stil askin 'is there there light' Ans- No there's fire out-break

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Re: Answers That Work by Nobody: 8:50pm On Jun 30, 2012
Gr8Animash: Is this a joke'??
no, it's a love letter to ur wife 2 b.
Re: Answers That Work by Nobody: 10:18pm On Jun 30, 2012
grin
T-smooth:
If someone ask u are u a fool, tell him no its is ur dads name.
Re: Answers That Work by Nobody: 10:19pm On Jun 30, 2012
:Dnw dsis funny
Toppié2: And dz actualy is nt a joke. Sm yrs bk, armd robbers cm 2 my house around 2am nd startd banging d door,then my dad askd: who are those?
NwArmed robbers: na Jesus Christ cme visit u lyk thief @nyt...nw gently open ur door!
Re: Answers That Work by vinkolo: 11:05pm On Jun 30, 2012
A burial poster is on ur car and some one ask u if u are going to burial?
Ans: No im going for resurrection of the dead.
You are beating ur wife and somebody suddenly enters and ask u, are u beating ur wife?
Ans: No! Im training her for the upcoming olympic

Someone sees u and ask u is this u?
Ans: No na my grand father.

Someone just saw ur wife and ask u, is she ur wife?
Ans : No na my personal advicer on sex intercourse
Re: Answers That Work by dj5naira(m): 11:52pm On Jun 30, 2012
KDULAR:
3. You are making out with your girlfriend then you start pulling her panties then she asks; what are you trying to do?
Ans: "I want to wash it for u."
Can't stop laughing grin grin grin grin grin
You just told somebody something true serious and important and he/ she asked "are you serious? as in just like a fad ( it's annoyiing really) what response is best for such stupid comment
I'm not serious, i'm KDULAR.
Re: Answers That Work by Gen2jaynee: 12:02am On Jul 01, 2012
Smbdy saw u coming back from work and u 'av u returned.....NO!i am in d office......YEYEFOWL
Re: Answers That Work by 30secs(m): 12:08am On Jul 01, 2012
Dondav: ***CORRECT ANSWER FOR MUMU
QUESTIONS***
1. Someone calls you at 2am and asks,"Are you sleeping?
Ans: "No! I'm picking beans."

2. When its raining and someone notice you going out yet they ask,are you going out in this rain?
Ans:"No! In the next one."

3. You are making out with your girlfriend then you start pulling her panties then she asks; what are you trying to do?
Ans: "I want to wash it for u."

4. They see you coming out of the bathroom wet, yet they ask, "Did you
STALE
Re: Answers That Work by Nobody: 1:22am On Jul 01, 2012
Some peeps also answer good questions with silly answers. Example: "WHERE are u going"? Ans: "I am COMING"

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Re: Answers That Work by bashydemy(m): 1:36am On Jul 01, 2012
Someone sees you at the arport and ask are you traveling by air? no am traveling by wind.. ewu
Someone see you eating meat and ask, Is that meat, No its corn
someone see you putting on suit and ask is that suit, No its jersey

An old friend sees after about 6yrs and ask woww is this really you? you've really up right? No am growing down Goat
Re: Answers That Work by dj5naira(m): 6:27am On Jul 01, 2012
Q. Are you mad?
A. No, i'm dj5naira.

.................................................
Q. You are going out?
A. No, i'm going to visit God.


.................................................
Q. Are you praying?
A. Not all, i'm reciting Ali and Simbi quote.


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Q. Has the match ended?
A. It hasn't, it begins at full time.

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Q. Where should I plant this beans? In the sand?
A. No, don't plant it there, put it inside my nose, it'll grow.

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Q. Is Julius Agwu a comedian?
A. No, he's not a comedian, he's a Japanese warrior.

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Q. So tommorow is sunday?
A. No, its the day God died.

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Q. The way you all are dressed up, where are you guys heading?
A. To jail.

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Q. Did you just kiss me?
A. No, I didn't, was only trying to remove your food stains.
Re: Answers That Work by Abbycite(m): 7:56am On Jul 01, 2012
A policeman stop u for checkpoint and asked for ur ID Card
Police: Is that u?
You: No, na Jesus dey there...monkey
Re: Answers That Work by engrgas: 8:11am On Jul 01, 2012
[color=#550000][/color] cheesy u guyz are a funny
Re: Answers That Work by lioncoolst(m): 9:31am On Jul 01, 2012
You give N100 to a recharge card vendor and ask for MTN recharge card. (Mostly a) She still goes ahead to ask you how much? Mungo Park, na N20 i wan buy.

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Re: Answers That Work by Bluvs2rock(f): 9:58am On Jul 01, 2012
Girl, stripping & trying to seduce a guy she likes.
Guy: Are u alright?
Girl: No, I'm demon possessed.
Re: Answers That Work by bashydemy(m): 10:23am On Jul 01, 2012
someone see you eating rice and ask is that rice you are eating? No am eating poo
Re: Answers That Work by mrphenomenal(m): 1:02pm On Jul 01, 2012
You are in a bank premises approaching the ATM machine with your ATM card in your hand and then the security man asks you: "You wan use the ATM?"

"No, I wan piss"
Re: Answers That Work by kklofty: 7:04pm On Jul 01, 2012
Dey see me presin phone dey ask me na phone i dey pres? Ans: no, na my breast i dey pres
Re: Answers That Work by wellmax(m): 10:37pm On Jul 01, 2012
You just had a baby Äπϑ your inlaws ask, wetin you born?
Ans: na elephant. Idiot wetin I for born.
Re: Answers That Work by Dondav(m): 12:45pm On Jul 02, 2012
You knock for my office, I said " come in"... You entered and saw my name on My table (MR DAVID), u come dey ask " Are you Mr David?"
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Ans: No, I'm Mr Wale.
Re: Answers That Work by jimts(m): 8:05am On Jul 03, 2012
I'm in a lecture hall receiving chemistry lectures and sum1 comes to ask me 'wat are u jotting?
My reply: I'm actually notin tips on how to f(u)//c=k ur gf!!
Re: Answers That Work by izenco2005(m): 8:47am On Jul 03, 2012
Ur a bus conduct,ur shouting oshodi !!!!! people still stand de ask u where u de go? Jus ans them der papa house
Re: Answers That Work by angelz(f): 10:27am On Jul 03, 2012
pple com in2 ur house n c ur weddin pics hanged on d wall.
dey ask u "who r these".
u tell dem. "its my landlord n his wife"
seriously l hear dis questn often n av only been married 4 six yrs.
l may look a little fatter, but not so much as not 2 b recognised on my pics.
Re: Answers That Work by Lxgking(m): 3:47pm On Jul 03, 2012
Ha.....an x-friend saw me in unn durin dier putme exam nd still asked me wat am doing in unn.........i was taken aback, bt still answered him,....am an invigilator, tell me ur hall nd i will come nd provide u wit answers.............lol
Re: Answers That Work by cremechic: 10:54pm On Jul 07, 2012
hahaha
Re: Answers That Work by lawizle(m): 2:19am On Jul 09, 2012
Koolking: you are making love to a girl, then she ask 'are you bleeping me? and you respond, no i am tickling you

If she ask u dat question, e min say u no do anytin be dat o

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