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OP, and guys reading!

If a young Lady u re planning Marriage with, allows you to touch, caress and Kiss her but refuses Penetration!
MARRY HER QUICKLY. Infact, Borrow Money if you don't have!

But you see those ones that Claim No sex in courtship and Slap off your hands off when you touch dem, RUN AWAY ASAP!

The former are being real while the Latter are Big Time pretenders!

They have given the coochie to Ex Boyfriends, Aristos, Yahoo boys and wants to capitalize on ur naivety!
They will be happy as they have seen better Mugu to deceive!

Beebah2000:
Marriage is sweet

Hmmm..

Are you sure it's happiness dat is making her shed Tears?

There are lots of reasons!

There was a case like dis. The bride of about 18 yrs was crying noisily.
It was later discovered that the young Man she was marrying had a very Big, montrous Blockus!

chatinent:
You will not concentrate on the bobo you are dating..you want to go out with his OG baa? E go clear. That time you go know say Loud no really loud.

Chatinent d Man, I can't help But agree with your comments!

I suspect it is actually the case!

The OP Boyfriend's friend is eyeing her and Maybe she is Tempted already!

OP Beebah2000, Plz if this is the case, Don't fall for it. Dat Guy will chop ur kpomor and Run away!

If you want to leave ur boyfriend and search for a new Guy, There are Fine Guys here on NL..
Even on this section!

Beebah2000:
Aure Yana Da Dadi

Translation Plz!

Polynek, my young friend!

First of all, Stop Masturbation completely and practice celibacy for like 5-6 months! (Tho ur babe will be sex starved)

During this period ,be taking supplements such as Bitter Kola, Bitterleaf juice, Coconut, Dates, Tiger nuts, etc..
The next time you meet ur babe, ur first round will improve to 5-7 minutes @least! She will be surprised!

Then, if ur babe like Fcvk dat much, then meet area boys codedly and buy Tramadol from them!..

Wow, see my Super Eagles Players!

Likes for Super Eagles to win the AFCON tournament, Shares for dem to Crash out of the First round!..

BRATISLAVA:
Expected. Nigerians worship the worst sorts of people.

I.ambull on this forum posts garbage and some idiots on the forum still want to listen to his "music". Later on when it comes up he will say women are out to destroy him, and that it's the work of his enemies.

You have turned to this to Male bashing, right?

This Burnaboy ain't Wise at all!

because he got muscles, he think say everything na GraGra!

He has successfully fallen into the Trap of Attention-Seeking, Useless Shatta Wale!

Dat's why WizzyBaba's Silent mode is always the Best!
Don't Talk or Reply to people too Much, hence they start to Misbehave!

Biggie2000:
If she wants to while away time, then she should go and join her colleagues at yaba left to play na. Pompomking is there waiting for her. She should go and join him, so they can be playing and packing sand into each other's mouths.

Lolsss..

U guys are damn too Funny!

Jeez!

See the way this Babe dey use People's Husbands and Boyfriend dey catch correct cruise!..

International footballer, ke?

advanceDNA:
Oh! So it’s boys that will spend money on them they are looking for on this forum...

lol, no wonder they are always shouting hatred and attack against their gender..

the ones that insult people’s mothers and fathers are also looking for fresh boiz.. wonders shall never end

U dey mind them?!

They claim Men are scum, But can't stay without a Man's Financial Support!

I always say it! If all Nigerian Men decides to Stage a 'No Spending on Babes' Strike for 1 week..
Hunger will Finish almost all our Girls!

If this Snake Topic first my Topic reach Frontpage..

I go baff Naked in my Bathroom and swear for Mods!

OP..Wetin concern you?

U Females.. Does ur Lives revolve around Boys/men?

This Year, all the Nairaland Guys don vex!

*No more Giving out of Urgent 5k, Money for Data, Hair, etc!
Let each gender work for dier money!

Keep una Towtow, we keep our Preeks!

Biggie2000:
If Siofra's st*pid**y could be converted to electricity, it will power up the entire continent.

Lolss..

The Girl dey use una Catch cruise!

I have discovered that many on this romance section are extremely Bored in their houses!
So to While away the time, they come here looking for who will engage dem in Craze/madness..

siofra:
I'll mention whoever I want to mention on this forum

Now get the fūck out. You're annoying me already

Lolsss..

I am trying to Imagine the fun you are having Bashing Guys on this section!

Since Pumpumking is not here, it's any available Guy, abi?

siofra:
If you like celebrate it, if you like don't celebrate it. You're still a year older.

But you NEVER saw the date!..

How can the person now celebrate his/her Birthday?

Really, It's one Terrible thing that can happen to a Person!
It means the Individual does not have an Age!

AderonkeOlaniyi:
I thought it was Thunder Balogun, the man whose wife told to remember his left leg and when he kicked the ball, it went through his brother's stomach. It was said that his brother was the goalkeeper for the opposing team

Lol..
This Thunder Balogun Legend ehn!

They said him shot dey kill person!

Lamasta:
That Rashidi Yekini record son tey o

Yeah, he scored a paltry 37 Goals for Nigeria and he is our All time goalscorer!

Dat record will last for probably the next 30 years b4 it will be Broken!

Simply because of Age cheating!

The likes of Emmanuel Emenike, Obafemi Martins, Yakubu Aiyegbeni, etc never got close because while claiming 25 yrs, they would be 33 or 34!

The Worst is Julius Aghahowa who claimed to be 20 years in Japan/korea Wc of 2002!

A player who had done some Police job saying Michael Owen was older than him then!

Kanu Nwankwo never scored a Nations Cup Goal..

How many here know dis?

eazzzy1:
When they had their reunion, Cee C said Alex and Tobi had sex. Apparently she heard from Nina, who heard from Miracle who was Tobi’s best friend. Alex started crying on live TV, she never denied it.

I won’t call it use and dump though, it’s just besties doing what besties do.

Ogbeni, Leave that Reunion Talk!

Bitter CeeC would come up with any Nasty Tale to paint Tobi Black!

Alex Didn't have Anything serious with Tobi!

Munzy14:
Alex is the most foolish..

How she inserted herself in that equation and in the end got used and dumped must be studied as a reference course..

His wife is different from the regular social media slay Queens...Guy men will always look deeper when it is time to settle down..

From Exactly where did You guys get this Info that Tobi used and dumped Alex?

Do u guys have Picx or anything to prove this?

because None of dem has EVER said they dated!

U Guys probably swallow the Big Lies of hungry bloggers and digest it!

suffering:
Typing rubbish is a feature of Nairaland. Learn to do the same.

Lols..

Funny Dude!

At least u agreed dat u Misyarn!
Nice one!

Itsnice:
Please I need your advice, I have been dating my girlfriend for 3yrs now, the first year of the relationship was cool, but the second year was a piece of living hell, no peace,I'm always sad, I'm the one always investing in the relationship, care about her.. I even bought her 6 phones under a year,but she wouldn't appreciate all my efforts towards her, whenever she comes to my house she don't even cook nor even wash my clothes, she rather prefer us going to the eatery to get food...

Last year I followed her to write her exam in Enugu state, I was there for her, supported her,help her process her admission but what I always get from her was insult,she always insult's me anyhow in the present of my friends calling me names, whenever I have money we are cool,but when there isn't money,she always gives me the insult of my life..

I went through the phone I got for her and I saw a message for her thanking a guy in the same school that the guy his her God, if not for the guy she won't be given an admission,and this guy in question was the guy I paid to facilitate her admission.. I scold my girlfriend regarding this issue and she gave me the insult of my life, that she will dumb me for another man. Because I asked her why will the guy be calling her my dear and why will the guy tell her he can't wait to see her.

Since we have been dating she don't even care about my existence, how I live, nothing at all, but she always call me whenever she needs my help... whenever I tried to discuss this with her,she will give me the insult of my life..

Please I'm heart broken and I love this girl so much to the extent whenever she is at fault I will be the one to apologize, please what do I do?��

Hmmm!

Love Matters!

Pls create a Thread for it, ok?
On this top and bottom of this section, u will see Create Topic!

Do so and get the advice you are looking for!

suffering:
He’ll do it again after this news. Alex is a useless girl who’ll want to share the love Tobi has for his wife.

U guys know how to talk Rubbish!

When did Alex drag Tobi with other women?

They were just Besties in the Bbnaija house dat year!

Kingcalls:
English league no easy...bug ups to Ronaldo, doing it at 37 in a weak team

See dis Dude o!

So u call ur own Club Weak?

A club with seasoned players such as Varane, De Gea, Maguire, Pogba, Shaw, Sancho, Rashford, Cavani, Ronaldo, etc..

Does Arsenal, Spurs and Chelsea have such players?

Belittling your Team because of Ronaldo, I guess!

Angelfrost:
Where?!! Didn't Chelsea register far more goals and wins while the fat Belgian was on leave?!!!

The Truth is Chelsea needs Lukaku!

This is not Arsenal/Aubameyang matter oo!

All those Pulisic, Mount, Odoi and co can't deputize for a real Lukaku!

Tuchel too has NOT helped Lukaku, to be honest! He plays Weird formations during matches and doesn't have a standard Eleven.

If Chelsea doesn't sign a Striker during the January Transfer window, they would suffer repercussions for this Tuchel's Decisions.

Arsenal, Spurs and Man Utd will likely overtake dem!

OfficialAwol:
Has people stopped banking with FCMB because of their former randy MD?

Scandals happen every day and no serious business partner will seize doing business with you because one of your staff was involved in scandal and you quickly dissociate yourself and the company's values from such act.

You will only have troubles when you continue to have such staff under your employ.

Or when it is discovered that it was the company that sent such a person on such scandalous act.

Aside these, no company suffers because one staff chose to be stupid and lousy about his or life.

Cc: Jikins

So the question now is!

If you are that Babe's School Proprietor, u would be okay with her lifestyle, right?

Kai!

It's like this Chelsea coach wan use Lukaku as Perfect excuse for the blues failure dis season.

But Lukaka himself Messed up!
Dat's why CONTENTMENT is very important in dis Life! Stay at Inter Milan, Win 3 or 4 serie A titles and Retire!
He said he wants to come back 'Home'.

Na home he dey now, abi?

longetivity:
Waiting for Pst righteousness2

Na the same person as the OP

See this guy o.

Righteousness2 has started again dis 2022!

He must surely link dis natural disaster to the Armageddon/ rapture message!

Na wa!

Sugar97:
I'm really struggling to see how a person can be morally bankrupt and still be efficient. If you're morally bankrupt, what's to keep you efficient at or commited to anything?

Really? U have not seen?

Some Artisans e.g Carpenters, Painters, electricians, Bricklayers, etc are so skilled and do perfect Jobs
BUT
Lifestyle wise, May be very BAD! they could Smoke, Bang any kind Pussy, take Tramadol, Rophynol, etc..

Will you be fine keeping such a person on a permanent payroll?

Dat's the question!

Truvelisback:
Bro, me i no dey hide my own, sometimes those MODERATORS dey make person Para.

Lolsss..

Na so e dey be at times!

Just give dem time.