₦airaland Forum

pimplucious:
These silly musicians will travel outside the shore of the country to go shoot music video with foreign girls then import it to naigeria for us to buy and still complain naira is weak. Thunder wey go fire una dey eat akpu. Blaadclatt!!!

JOOHEL:
Are you a talented weeper? Do you know how to cry? This is an opportunity
for you to cry your way into good money.
An NGO is looking for people who can cry in other people's burial ceremonies.
For normal crying - N2,500.
For crying and singing - N3,500.
For crying and scattering things - N5,000.
For crying and rolling on the floor - N10,500.
For crying and cursing people - N11,000.
For crying and threatening to jump into the grave - N15,000.
For crying and jumping into the grave - N20,000. guy u made my day
For crying, jumping into the grave and grabbing the coffin - N25,000.
For crying and entering into the coffin - N30,000.
For entering the grave and refusing to come out... Can be negotiated with
your family members.
Good Luck to you


E ma binu oo
Jst laugh ni oo
Crying is not our portion ijn

DonEffiong:
today is my birthday and i made front page 4 the first time waow what a blessing thank you YAHWEH for your blessings

Rexphobia:
I'm impressed... But she still needs to give him her kpekus to complete the gesture

tellwisdom:
How did he afford internet if he can't pay for his school fees??