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Jokes EtcRe: When You Finally Caught Mr Eze Ikemba by Visocrate(m): 10:48am On Apr 07, 2016
Who he is! He is your yahoo friend na grin
RomanceRe: Advice: Am Tired Of This, My Husband Loves To Cum In My Mouth – Wife Cries Out by Visocrate(m): 10:01am On Apr 07, 2016
The solution is that he should be held very tight during the pick of his orgasm (sounding like organism) and don't allow him to pull out until he cums in the ♉before you can release him
PoliticsRe: Kwara Breaks Record: Produces The First Ghost Governor In Nigeria by Visocrate(m): 9:48am On Apr 07, 2016
This a political thief that is thiefing grin and still goes about thiefing grin and the whole senators are backing him up if an ordinary or common man should steal from a road side shop they would burn him immediately alive but nobody is saying anything in this case even Buhari that is fighting corruption does he need legal evidence to sentence this man to death by gradually sniffing off life from him ?
PoliticsRe: Hilarious Pix Nigeria Is In ...... Trouble by Visocrate(m): 9:34am On Apr 07, 2016
This is joke anyway i move motion for FP to spice up the Day's work when your boss is on your neck to deliver and you are tensed up
FamilyRe: Advice: My Father Didn't Train Me In The University,should I Forgive Him? by Visocrate(m): 9:13am On Apr 07, 2016
If he had not given birth to you , would you have gone to the so called university so people should advice you whether to forgive your dad or not, even if he didnt train you .something is wrong somewhere, so if people advice you not to forgive him you would take it and work on that , common you are a man with good cognition put those rubishh incitive emotional perceptions and move on with your life and let me tell you you should have used a pseudo-nomenclatural identity instead of your eunomenclature , so go and edit that stuff before it goes viral, are you the only person that was not trained by his dad ? my dad didnt even know how much my school fees was until I culminated my studies .
AutosRe: Registered Toyota Corona - 1999 @ N480,000.00 by Visocrate(m): 3:21pm On Apr 06, 2016
N300k if you agree then make we strike a deal
Nairaland GeneralRe: 'THING' I Killed Inside My Room by Visocrate(m): 10:32am On Apr 06, 2016
Aare2050:
please tell me what this creature can do to human.

harmful or not?
It is a group with dead end evolutionarily however it forms or occupies an important link in amphibious food chain which in turn returns the energy to man when man eats other animals that are velvetivorous
Jokes EtcHilarious Pic When There Is No Fuel Anywhere In Nigeria by Visocrate(op): 7:27am On Apr 06, 2016
This is what happens when there is no fuel anywhere in your region and there is an urgent need to travel then we just have to convert the car to use life fuel lol grin

BusinessRe: Can I Convert Airtime To Real Cash by Visocrate(m): 7:27am On Apr 06, 2016
Open a phone boot and give people phone to call with the airtime then collect the chicken change and be saving them until it reaches the amount you need then go to Bank to pay it into your account or mine grin
Jokes EtcHilarious Pic When Your Child Can't Different Between Egg And Tenis Egg by Visocrate(op):
Look at what this child did while looking for a bouncing egg well a child remains a child and he must behave like one

Nairaland GeneralRe: 'THING' I Killed Inside My Room by Visocrate(m): 1:36am On Apr 06, 2016
It is neither centipede nor leech pls it shares common features with arthropods and worms so it belongs to a different taxon
Nairaland GeneralRe: 'THING' I Killed Inside My Room by Visocrate(m): 1:34am On Apr 06, 2016
Onichophora velvet worm if as a Biologist I can't identify this organism then I am not worth being called a teacher of Natural Science
PoliticsRe: Fuel Scarcity: When You Have No Hope Again (photos) by Visocrate(m): 1:49pm On Apr 05, 2016
Ask and answer dot com will be suitable for it
EducationRe: Federal Government To Cut Down Corpers Allowance by Visocrate(m): 1:42pm On Apr 05, 2016
If this is true i think the president should just resign because we are no longer getting it things are going from bad to worse life difficult for the common men we didn't bargain for this change change in the positive direction not negative abeg abeg bad news everywhere
EducationRe: Federal Government To Cut Down Corpers Allowance by Visocrate(m): 1:40pm On Apr 05, 2016
Change indeed , change ko balance no
Anway no source
PoliticsRe: Why I Failed To Declare My Wife’s Assets -- Saraki by Visocrate(m): 8:46am On Apr 05, 2016
StunningCEO:
Wow, this defence is so lame, it's beyond shocking. The law says the assets held by your wife must get declared and you did nothuh....this clown now tries to twist and fudge the mess by claiming that it belongs to his wife's familyhuh....if this clown survives this mess, then it is fairly conclusive that the change we seek is not yet here...period.... angry angry...barawo banza....
Gbam your head dey there shifting the assets to his wife's family if I were to be part of the wife's family I will claim it forever and he will not smell it again
PoliticsRe: Saraki's Eyes Now On 2019 - Senator Misau! by Visocrate(m): 8:23am On Apr 05, 2016
tomakint:
...and to think this Misau abi na Maisuya is a Senator of the Federal Republic is laughable. I don't think this maisuya is current
Maisuya ko mai nama ni
Nairaland GeneralRe: How To Get Your Prayers Answered (2) by Visocrate(m): 7:03am On Apr 04, 2016
Ok
EducationRe: The 6 Youngest PhD Holders In Nigeria (Photos) by Visocrate(m): 6:10pm On Apr 03, 2016
The ofemmanus are trying
PoliticsRe: Kaduna Refinery To End Fuel Scarcity In The North In 2 Weeks- NNPC by Visocrate(m): 9:29am On Apr 03, 2016
youngeagle:
I think that means other regions can go to hell
What do you expect from a dullardino when people open their useless mouth to talk without thinking of the implications, Nigeria don enter one chances grin in the tune of the dullardino
FamilyRe: Incredible Recovery Of The Nigerian 'witch Child' Who Was Left For Dead by Visocrate(m): 1:40pm On Apr 01, 2016
YorubaWoman:
[color=#8C001A]MAY GOD BLESS THIS WOMAN


It's touching[/color] cry
Amen
RomanceRe: For Singles Planning To Marry by Visocrate(m): 10:05am On Mar 31, 2016
Adeyinka1758:
FOR SINGLES PLANNING TO MARRY
.
*Don't marry for sex.
*Dont marry because you are getting old.
*Dont marry because you are lonely.
*Dont marry because you mistakenly impregnated her. *Dont marry because you don't want to
lose the person.
*Dont marry because of pressures.
*Dont marry becose you like the idea OF
marriage and admire every wedding you see.
*Dont marry becos all your friends are getting married;
.
.
But, -Get married becos you want to fulfil
destiny.
-Get married because you want to be a helpmate to an
imperfect person who loves & accepts you
for who you are, not who you pretend to be!
-Get married becos you want to fulfil your
promises.
. .
I PRAY FOR YOU: May God help you in choosing the
right
Amen
HealthRe: Dangers Of Having Cockroaches In Your House by Visocrate(m): 9:43am On Mar 31, 2016
Op one more thing it appears you dont know however Bad and pathogenic the insect is some species are delicacies for some people and I put it forward to you that not all of them are vectors
HealthRe: Dangers Of Having Cockroaches In Your House by Visocrate(m): 9:39am On Mar 31, 2016
Yes educative piece of informate don't correct me that's how I want to spark it
PropertiesRe: Collapsed Building Kills Pregnant Woman, Daughter (pic) by Visocrate(m): 12:09pm On Mar 25, 2016
These oofemmanu boys will not bring out money to build house when the igbos go to build house for them they will not agree now see the result
Anyway RIP to the dead
Nairaland GeneralRe: Abducted Muslim Children Forcefully Converted To Christianity In Edo Idp Camp. by Visocrate(m): 8:40am On Mar 25, 2016
Lies christianity is not in any way a religion that adopts rather it preaches salvation and allows individuals to willingly and concensiously decide whether to accept or reject so if one is trying to blackmail a set because of the present crises going on I suggest that we think before we come up here to post instigating message that can be picked by E-media thugs and use it to pepertrate evil I rest my case
AutosRe: Nissan Maxima For Sale N320,000 by Visocrate(m): 8:01pm On Mar 04, 2016
300k
EducationRe: Can Jamb Mistakenly Send Someone What's Not His Score? by Visocrate(m): 12:10pm On Feb 28, 2016
ChappyChase:
Bro you can't cheat karma!!!!!
If na me be jamb I go send you 110 so that not even that private poly wey dey your backyard go admit you!! Idait!!!
Guy for why na. Wetin him do you na abeg abeg pray for him make him pass jor
HealthRe: 'Help! My Two Year Old Has SS Genotype' by Visocrate(m): 7:29pm On Feb 08, 2016
That's no problem at all because genotype can be changed now from SS to AA or AS and it is done right here in Nigeria in Benin It cost about #2-5m however if you can walk up to any government agency they can actually help you out the genotype can be changed before the age of 15 all you need do is to get a donor to donate a stem cell for the transfusion and your money too ready for the medication pls do not take what I am saying with levity for I teach and even create that awareness OK God will help you Google out the location in Benin and find out how to go about it and if you need my assistance I can help you research-wise I don't need your money only tell me how you think I should help

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