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Bleep up,they never expected it eya sorry be more careful next time

Its because people still apply the university that's why they come up with useless laws as if after graduation they are sure of better jobs than the other graduates of their counterparts, they don't know that after university you go back to almost square one and start looking for means of livelihood because the jobs are not there,
I thought they have educational psychologist who should have told them the two major functions of education:
Manifest function and latent function, and the place value of the latent function can not be undermined

My brother half bread is better than groundnut

When I saw N-power I knew the poster, abeg make Una post another thing na

Oga Biology Education has more prospects and you can fit in Anywhere the other is but the other can't

Anyway I don't work there but you can try.


*VACANCY! VACANCY!! VACANCY!!!*

Vacancy exists in *Rex Christus College, Kubwa* (inside CKC Parish, opposite Berger Camp) for the following positions:

1. Vice Principal (Administration)
2. Accountant
3. Science Lab Assistant
4. Subject teachers in:
a. Hausa and Yoruba languages
b. CRS
c. French
d. Chemistry
e. Biology
f. English
g. Mathematics

*HANDWRITTEN APPLICATIONS* should be addressed to:

The Administrator,
Rex Christus College,
Kubwa,
Abuja.

Applicants are to submit together with their application letter, an up-to-date CV and photocopies of all relevant credentials *on or before Monday, 19th July, 2021*

*NOTE*: Applicants for ALL positions MUST BE computer literate.

*-College Administrator*
_Announcer_

you need to understand your skin type first of all note that if you have irritative skin or oily skin and you don't shave every tao days or three days then you will be inviting problem some skin type are kept from this by regular shaving then avoid Vaseline and other oily creams

jrerico1:
Hello Nairalanders

Please don't be offended by my choice of words here because right now as type am in full tears and I hope to find my solution here.
My mun has been sick since 2006 to an unknown sickness and she is dying slowly. We have been to the best hospitals around Delta state (Ubth, Westend, Ogara. Just to mention a few) through out the time of this illness but they have been no out come or what so ever. We have visited the SCOAN on several occasions and almost all the churches around although we are roman Catholic but they have been no solution. We have also gone deep traditionally but we are really confuse right now. I have never seen something like this as am on tears now.

My mum is a devoted Christian and the best Mum Alive, but it seems God has forgotten about us. How will a good woman be on sick for so long? My dad is now feed up of the issue and I can smell it, that he has tried enough to revive her health but she wasn't married nor created like this.

My mum is a mother of 7 children and am the 1st child, I won't give up on her. I am ready to still go extra miles. We heard they are standard hospitals in jigawa so am currently doing a research on that now because this morning her breath is been ceased and she is excreting thick blood from her mouth through out the night.

Please Nairalander I will really appreciate if I can get any standard hospital here in Nigeria, or Any church that can attend to this issue or even a witch doctor because we have been to almost all the churches.

Thanks.

Jesus is the solution when it seems you are forgotten he who created you knows you better turn to him give her to him and let him do with her what ever he wishes

You will be united with your parents in the name of Jesus . Amen

OK noted

the invite is from a group of persons who are nether legal nor illegal, they are... non-legal group of persons selling drugs so if you want to sell drugs go and honour the invite and prepare to pay about N10000 for their so called training after which you can now start selling drugs.

Podoconiosis is caused by repeatedly walking barefoot in volcanic soils, which contain tiny, sharp mineral crystals that can penetrate the soles of the feet. For some people, once these crystals are under the skin, they provoke repeated cycles of inflammation. Over time, the inflammation produces a build-up of scar tissue that eventually blocks lymphatic vessels and produces dramatic and disabling swelling and open sores in the lower legs.
According to the WHO, this type of elephantiasis is typically associated with farming and years of working barefoot in freshly turned soil.

THESE ARE THE LIST OF 11 ITEMS ITEMS VEHICLE OWNERS ARE EXPECTED TO CARRY WHILE DRIVING ON THE HIGHWAY AS ANNOUNCED BY FRSC.
1. Warning triangle (c-caution)
2. Fire extinguisher
3. Jack
4. Spare tyre
5. First Aid kit
6. Wheel spanner
7. Water
8. Hydraulic
9. Transmission fluid
10. Torch light
11. Spare fan belt.

walahi force men don't obey all these rules and regulations in fact they are above the traffic rules and you dare not stop them because you know what will follow next , anyway God help us sha

lock and imprison all those idiats shouting change and the originator of the scam called change

my best soup i no gree abeg

Mandynews:
A woman did this to her husband in Ogun state for marrying another Wife. They even had sexual intercourse before she perpetuated this act overnight .
The husband is currently receiving treatment at Ijebu-Ode General Hospital . All in the name of jealousy.

May God have mercy on us.

Source: http://lifedrama.com.ng/look-what-a-jealous-woman-did-to-her-husband-for-marrying-wife-photos/

perpetuated guessed this should be typographical error if not then correct pls perpetrated , meaning to carry out or to commit harm to ........

The okra or okro, popularly nicknamed the “lady’s finger” because of its slender look, is indigenous to tropical, subtropical and warm temperate regions. The plant is found in Ethiopia and some West African countries; and is available all year round. The whole vegetable is completely edible with green coloured exterior and slimy interior. One of the reasons why it is widely loved and eaten is because of its nutritional values as popularly said that “you are what you eat”. Further, okra is known for harnessing a superior fiber, which helps with digestion, stabilizes blood sugar, and helps to control the rate at which sugar is absorbed. Below are the nutritional values of okra:
1 Low calorie:
The okra is one of the fruits recommended for weight loss and cholesterol control programs owing to the fact that it has minimal calories; contains no saturated fats or cholesterol.

2 Eases digestion:
In a very rich amount, okra contains dietary fiber which helps in digestion and eases constipation conditions.

3 Improves vision:
With nutrients like vitamin A, and a high level of anti-oxidants, okra helps to improve situations of impaired vision.

4 Detoxifies:
It contains Flavonoids that helps in prevention from lung and oral cavity cancers; regulates the intestinal metabolisms and cleanses the tract, keeping it safe from ulcers and colon cancers, contains vitamin A which is also good for a healthy skin and serves as a natural laxative.

5 Fetal formation:
It contains folates which help in the healthy formation of babies at the fetal stage.

6 Boosts immunity:
Okra is a good vitamin-C source- helps human body develop immunity against infectious agents, cold/cough and protects the body from harmful free radicals.

7 Blood circulation:
Okra vegetable helps in foisting a healthy blood circulation and is also good for anemic conditions- production of red blood cells. It also contains vitamin K which is responsible for blood clotting.

8 Respiration:
Because of its antioxidant and vitamin C properties, okra helps in the treatment of respiratory/asthma conditions. Okra leaves have anti inflammatory properties which suits the respiratory/urinary/genital treatments.

9 Healthy bones:
It contains Calcium and vitamin K which are responsible for building strong bones, thus help to prevent such health cases as Osteoporosis.

10 Body development:
As a good protein source, the okra vegetable helps in body growth as well as in giving a healthy hair.

11 Okra promotes a healthy pregnancy:
Okra promotes a healthy pregnancy. An extremely important B vitamin for producing and maintaining new cells, folate is an essential compound for optimal pregnancy. The vitamin helps prevent birth defects like spina bifida and helps the baby to grow sufficiently. Vitamin C is also essential for fetal development.

12 Okra is rich in both folate and vitamin C. Helps prevent diabetes:
Thanks to fiber and other nutrients, okra proves beneficial in normalizing blood sugar in the body, helping with diabetes.

13 Helps with kidney disease:
Regular consumption of okra can help prevent kidney disease. Those who ate okra daily reduced clinical signs of kidney damage more than those that simply ate a diabetic diet. This also ties in with diabetes, as nearly 50% of kidney disease cases are caused by diabetes.

14 Supports colon health:
Okra is full of dietary fiber, which is essential for colon health and digestive health as a whole. The fiber Okra provides helps to clean out the gastrointestinal system, allowing the colon to work at greater levels of efficiency. Additionally, the vitamin A contributes to healthy mucous membranes, helping the digestive tract to operate appropriately. Promotes healthy skin: Vitamin C helps keep the skin looking young and vibrant. The vitamin aids in the growth and repair of bodily tissues, which affects collagen formation and skin pigmentation, and helps to rejuvenate damaged skin.

15 Okra is full of vitamin C. Topical tip:
Boil a handful of okra until soft. After letting it cool, mash it, and apply it to your face. After 5 minutes, your skin should feel smooth and rejuvenated.

Read more at: http://dailytimes.ng/amazing-nutritional-facts-okra/

soberdrunk:
A girl I normally have sex with keeps falling in church every Sunday and starts displaying strange movements during prayer, should I be worried? Am I safe?

You don enter one chances in the voice of Patience Jonathan

franniechuks:
Industrial Chemistry
I teach Mathematics, Further Mathematics, Basic Science and Chemistry as well as GMAT n GRE

I have successful students as my yardstick of achievement.

Ok then go to the website of Nigerian Turkish International College and apply there as the chemistry teacher, Abuja branch do that on or before tesuday next week or better still forward your CV to me

EmperorLee:
God save you. I been wan chook the eye na

Nna eh you want burst the only eye wey I dey take nairaland and see somethings ? make I tule disappear

franniechuks:
Hello, thanks for all the posts here.

But what about Abuja-based candidates?

Please, anything for us?

And before anyone will say that I should go to schools, I have been dong that already. If someone can help me with a list of schools in their respective areas of residence, like say, Gwarimpa, FHA, Lugbe, Aco, Gwagwalada, Wuse etc, I'd do the leg-work myself....

Thanks

What course did you study ?

EmperorLee:
which eye you take peep.. left or right?

Infact I just chuke pipe inside the thread to see but as I no see anything nah him I just jump pass with speed

EmperorLee:
I thought I told you not to open , as you disobey now wetin you gain Oya just comment anything you want. If you like bash me as you want, I go bash you back . Bash anybody, do anyhow


There is just one golden rule.. Nobody should call any mod or report any post here. #NoModsAllowed.




Leggo.

I just dey pass nah him I come peep to see wetin dey happen I no open am at all

Scam alert run run run without looking back

Nna eh see display of power and intelligence my learnered colleague nobody fit arrest you carry go you get anti-arrest shield in you

Wonder they say never ends, I dont know where this world is heading to, only God will forgive us and heal our land, British woman marries dog in 'romantic' expensive wedding ceremony. saw this on facebook and i decided to share.

just downloaded them very nice pls do post more God bless you

femolacqua:
Serious blunder, # bomb.

Look out for the etymology of the sentence there is no any mistake there

Talk2bryant:
First it was our very own blogger, which is to show, nobody is infallible but I don't believe such. Linda can be pardoned cos she's not a professional, but news reporters are trained and before any news is broadcasted, the contents has to be reviewed by their editors. This is unpardonable

Bro nothing is wrong with that expression 11 officers were killed and 4 died and their deaths not tied to murder or to a killer