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bright007: Where is d joke?

. Scroll between or beside

Tuah. Watsd diff btw ur mouth nd a mikuz asshole? Nofin

otooro: i like the joke and i like the poster more

mikuz: I like the joke.

bunmioguns: I like dis Joke

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Is dere any oda choice?
Absolutely no

Ur loff?

mikuz: i love you.

i love youtube

Some group of 1st year students of veterinary medicine were attendin their 1st anatomy class. They all gathered around d surgery table wit a real dead dog. The prof started d class by tellin them two important qualities as a doctor.

D 1st is dat NEVER BE DISGUSTED FOR ANYTHING ABOUT BODY. As an example, he inserted a finger into the dead dog's mouth and tasted it in his own mouth. Then he asked all to do d same.
D students hesitated for several minutes but dis was their 1st major test nd nobody wants to fail.
But eventually, everyone inserted their fingers in d dead dog's mouth nd tasted it.
When everyone finished, d professor looked at them nd said: 'The most important 2nd quality is OBSERVATION, I inserted my middle finger but tasted the index finger. Now learn to pay attention'.

Sorry to say but i dont swim in a lake. Can u afford da resort?

Our mouth

Higher

otooro: *yawns*

*two wasps enters mouth*

booqee: Dis a really funny joke! keep it up!

tnx dearie. *blushing*

mikuz: *kisses her soft lips*

ur case is pathetic

Abegi tanks

E pain u?

*not wantin to create a stir amongst guys strides ajebotically, shake hands with otooro nd collects d prize*
u guys should keep on lookin out for d brand name VIVLY. Just xpect more jare..
*signs many autographs nd quickly leaves wit ma driver mikuz*

jackpot: cutie, see as you sef dey look like person wey breeze wan carry

mu he he he

hello? I dnt rememba talkin to u, neither did i ask u to flaunt ur stress level. So pls keep ur asinine comments to ur league jare

A prefect goes into a class to punish two stubborn boys. D boys on seein d prefect pretended to be asleep. D prefect saw dis nd asked ''if u no u r asleep pls raise ur hands.''
two foolish hands shut up in the air

*sighs*

Talkin abt threads, dis is wat i'll refer to as a thread. Booqee keep it up jare. Ur haters cant help but comment

U tried. Fun fun funny

DONkollione: offiense no 1. laffing in d exam hall

offiense no.2 caught with handset in hall.
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offiense no.10. shey ur head correct ni?

*tears her paper into shreds*

till next yr!

no sir
*quickly cellotapes paper nd answers all leavin booqee in open eyed amazement. Scores-399*

Nice one

Speechless

Tnx dear (gives him a hug)

No. Not lagos pls. Lets just meet at biafra. U no na, its closest.
Though i rili luv ur idea Booqee.

(seriously chewing my teeth)
but wait suto, did u really wanted to post dis in jokes section?

Leff me leff me. Ayam vexing vexing.

DONkollione: E.T.C OR JOKE? ..


welldone!

otooro: ok
next?

wat nonsense. I missed out swimming just to give u guys ur one in a battery life time joke only for u to. Haaaaah.
I rest my case. Mikuz take over

One sunday, i felt i had enough cash so I invited my girlfriend to genesis resturant. To ma utter horror, she came with two of her friends whereas d money i had could only feed two.
Not wantin to fall ma hands, i welcomed dem. Instead of me going over to d counter nd ordering popcorn, i proudly asked them wat dey cared for. D friend pointed her hands on ma right. I turned thinkin she was pointin at biscuits but no, a whole chicken!
Well sha, i no fit fall ma hands so i bought 3 whole chickens for d girls while i gawped at them eatin ma money. Dey didnt even ask y i wasnt eating. D bill came nd i nearly fainted. But how i go fall my hands for my babe friends. I immediately texted ma broda to bring ma skul fees frm unda d pillow which m dad had just given me for d whole semester. While waitin for ma bros nd d money, d girls stood up to leave but then, d girl dat poionted at d whole chicken asked for takeaway.
Takeaway!!
Mehn. I just excused myself to d toilet. I was abt to enta wen i heard a man complainin 'all dis na d money wey ma oga send me message. Dis gurl don chop am finish'.
A man standin next to me went to d door nd said 'abeg if u don complain finish, abeg cum out make i cum complain abt d girl wey chop our town meetin money wey i dey hold'





i blush

ekeroyal: @Op, who cares?

Where's the joke?

Meanwhile are Vicky & Vivly same person? Proliferation of accounts in NL is making me sick. If you're proud of your identity pls maintain one account.

Nope. Vicky nd vivly cant shant nd wont be d same person. Mikuz can confirm dis *winks*