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ekeroyal: @OP, that was nice.

Recommendation: Don't join any useless PROJAN. Just be yourself except you want to run away from NL.

projan ke

A farmer rears 25 young hens and one old cock. As he feels dat d old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, d farmer brought one young cock from d market.
Old cock to young cock: Welcome, we will work 2geda 2wards productivity.
Young cock: What do u mean? As far as i know, u r old nd should be retired.
Old cock: Young boy, dere r 25 hens here, cant i help u wit some?
Young cock: No! Not even one, all of dem will be mine.
Old cock: In dis case, i shall challenge u to a competition nd if i win u shall allow me to have one hen nd if i lose, u will have all.
Young cock: O.K. What kind of competition?
Old cock: 50meter run. From here to dat tree. But due to my age, i hope u allow me to start off d first 10meters.
Young cock: no problem! We will compete 2moro morning
Confidently, d followin mornin, d young cock allows d old cock to start off nd when d old cock crosses d 10meters mark, d young cock chases him wit all his might. Soon enough, he was behind d old cock in a matter of seconds.



Suddenly, Bang!...before he could overtake d old cock, he was shot dead by d farmer, who cursed, Hell! This is the fifth GAY chicken av bought dis week.

Tell dem oh. Na only to yab wey dem sabi. But u sef, u no get brand new jokes? We don see dis 15 forces tire

Da. U try sha o. I laff.

Make i just laf small

I just downloaded the virus. It is called vip- virus in phone.

Hey. Bin just asked me to ccomplete his story. He's gone to india to attach a merge. I'm a sheeeeeeee

I ran as fast as i could. But he caught me and removed my john thomas






watch out for the mergeless guy

Nice. Got me showin only half a tooth

If u open a silly thread like dis, u're damn local

Little johnny was given 10naira. On his way to school, he lost d money. He cried and cried till a lady passing by stopped.
Lady- Y r u crying
johnny- i i lost my 10naira
lady- ok have this (hands him anoda 10naira note)
johnny takes it and starts crying again.
Lady- wat again?
Johnny- if i still hd my 10naira nd u gave me dis one, it would hav been 20 naira.
Lady brings out anoda 10 naira and gives to him.
Lady- now u hav 20 naira.
Johnny takes nd cries again 'if only i had found my 10 naira, it would hav bin 30 naira now'.
Lady- ole!!!. If u had found your 20 naira, i would hav taken back all my money. Ol!!










Johnny clutches pocket and flees

I havent