₦airaland Forum

shockwave91:
exactly! Stage drama. Dats d term i was looking for. I still think the film is mulesh*t. And make kunle 4get! My bros for alaba don run am street. Dem don pirate d movie finish. If im like make im vex 4rm now till 2moro, nothing 4 am.

How about 30 days to atlanta? I swear, tell me say u like dat dogsh*t movie, and i go shoot u

true o. Almost everyone I know yaps on and on about 30 days. It's just a normal Nollywood movie where Nigerians go abroad and start acting like its another planet. Well apart from the 'your real dad part'. I still use that phrase.

Sleekyshuga:
Already sounding interesting. I'll read it up immediately after exams..

Sup with your diary? Why the pause ?

All the best in your exams.
About that, I got bored. Maybe when something huge happens, I'll write.

Sleekyshuga:
I got the Americanah novel 3 weeks ago but I haven't read it yet due to school.. Maybe, during the hols..

Read it? What's it like?

It's very good. One time,towards the end of the book, I thought I was reading her life story. But sha, since she didn't snatch someone's husband, it's just a fictional story.

severee:
Uk even try for them small i even thot nigeria had the highest sales

them come pirate am untop

Lol. Even If she wants the movie adaptation of Americanah, she'd seriously think.

RedBenson:
You didnt reply your mail again. Hope you're good?

Check it.

Yesterday. The lashes I fixed were making my eyes water.

Ok this is waaaaaaaay better than the movie..

Never fall for his best Friend.

Shawty say he no come for the money o
He come for the body o
His friends and Gs are the story o
The girl is sweet like a Oreo
Oreo o, oreo o
Oreo, oreo, oreo

As if she'd have said No.
This ain't news.

They've started losing money from the early closure already?

RedBenson:
Still on school things. A six month programme but will come naija midst of next month for two weeks break before returning. I'm missing you guys already. How is school? I learnt last Friday was matric? I get regular updates though from school official facebook page and friends too.

School's great. Matric was two weeks ago. There's really nothing to miss here apart from Afang.

RedBenson:
In school?

Yup. what are you doing in Scotland?

Csami:
How much?

11,160.

RedBenson:
Nope! In Scotland, Aberdeen precisely since February this year. U nko?

I see. Nigeria at the moment.

Csami:
Where did u buy dem?

Jumia.

Because of plate.

Interesting. Do continue.

RedBenson:
Where u dey? Longest time.

School. You in Nigeria?

NegeduGrace:
I will not insult ur mother dear...she has done me no wrong,this is d highest level of frustration..dey better tie u b4 yabaleft becomes ur final home...I pity u dear..u re eternally doomed.my mum sents her regards,wateva u tell me is equally attributed to u..u just d use ur life history n background d insult anoda person,d thunder dat struck u didn't do u justice @all cos now u have ran mad n u re nw a shadow of yourself lukin for who to pour ur frustration on,u better leave my mum out of this or u will regret quoting me I swear with my life..I will teach u a very big lesson dat my fellow nairalanders will love to learn,hope u don't want to see my wrath..d fact dat I keep replyin u in a peaceful way doesn't make stupid.enough is enough am seriously warning u now..daughter of jezebeel,satanic agent,evil doer,witch...I rebuke u n destroy u by fire by thunder in jesus name..I warned u to leave my mum out of this if not I will mention all d mods n d real war will start..fire!!! Fire!! Holy gost fire!!!

Shut the f^ck up with your silly rants. You insult with one mouth and call God on the other. Your mates are married with kids and you're still struggling with common English. Which polytechnic churned you out¿

NegeduGrace:
u so pained n furstrated in short u re doomed***am covered with the blood of jesus!!!!

Your mother is the silly frustrated goat that had the misfortune of f^cking her brother and raising all her children to be single dim witted eediots. Shame on the village witch you call mother.
Spinster daughter of a thousand drunk fathers. Your mother should be stoned for not aborting you.
BTW, learn to spell properly..and not like a dumb goat.

Ok Bye Bye.

NegeduGrace:
dear pls don't answer her...can't u see she is so pained n frustrated?...dis kind of lady dat goes about insulting pple she don't knw is demon possessed n nids a serious n thorough deliverance.if chioma has show cased anybad attittude she aint better herself coz she is doing dsame thing**am repeating myself@vivly u need a very good home trainin if not I pity ur future husband n ur future inlaws cos of ur awkward attitude dats if ur spiritual husband will allow u hav a settle home with this ur silly nagging attitude....

Shut up and keep your hypocritical religious balderdash aside. Trust me, you don't wanna go down this lane with me.

moonnstar:
dirty cos i did nt rub powder n oda tinz u use to conceal ur own dirt?i pity u.

Shut up ugly fatso. Lose weight and lose it fast so husband fit look you eye.

bathou:
Have you ever? Please, I know a lot of homosexual people but I haven't turned homo. This is almost usual where I live but I will never ever become one of them.

Seriously where?

TheSonOfMark:

Are you Efik or Ibibio?

Neither.

Happy Birthday ma.

Buy fuel on Jumia.

It's just a cat and it's not even mine but the Money could be mine.
I won't.

The broke part was unnecessary but I endorse the blind part.

okay.

Pass through Calabar. I want to give you a parcel to deliver. Reliable waybill.