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Happy Birthday Madam Titus. Shey you go chop hot buns. Cause today na your birthday

Tashaamania:
Good good. But I miss school still, you guys on session now huh? How's school?

Yup. But we'd be done with the semester next month. School is school .

Tashaamania:
Vivly, how are you?

I'm okay. How are you enjoying your break?

Not remotely funny. Looks planned.
Sometimes I pray for Nairaland's front page. Other times, I let the devil do it.

afanda:
Cross, Dante and Rose.

The last Don?

Obianuju Kim.
Chike Dante.

standd:
Orange kwa Na to lick you remain oh

lol. Na to eat the human yam porridge first before the fruit.

standd:
Sometimes when my mom's not at home, I enter the biggest pot, cover myself with Knorr, Ugwu leaves, dry fish, palm oil and salt and pretend I am Yam-Porridge


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LMAO!! crazy.


Sometimes when my mom's not home; I like to lay down next to an orange tree and pretend I'm a fallen orange.

Sometimes when I'm home alone I put ice cubes in my mouth, blow the cold air on things and pretend I'm a refrigerator. Other times, I install a rope from my ceiling, hang on it, swivel, and pretend I'm a fan.

IbileArmy:
Sometimes when my moms not home, I like to go
to her garden and cover myself with dirt and
pretend I'm a carrot.
cc : farano , Rocktation , Ishilove

You're supposed to dig a hole in the ground, not cover yourself with dirt.

Jadonjack:
Buh guys, instead of buying raw fruits, can I take fruit juice instead?. How supplementary is dat?

Whole fruit provides you with more nutrition that fruit juice.
Much fibre and nutrients is lost when converting fruits to juices and besides fruit juices are just concentrated sugar drinks that contains only a little bit of real fruit and plenty added sweetners.

Lol. The rice is plenty but the stew is too small for it and No, You don't eat much.

Almost everything causes cancer these days. Laptop, bodycream, cold food, beans, xrays, silicone, agoyin
Don't be scared girls, even if you survive this, something must definitely kill you. So make up away.

chowlade:
Do it back to him. dont let him have a clue dat u did it

Do what back to him?

I wonder what feminists are still fighting for. There's already gender equality. No constitution stops you from running for the highest political office in Nigeria and none stops you from marrying your agemate so you could have equal rights in marriage.
Some peeps just want to bother themselves with the feminist logic because it's the contemporary ish that makes them sound intelligent to their kind.
Goodluck NL feminists. You remind me of fishes that want bicycles.

Not Ugly.

czarr:
....ha!...NO

No wahala. You get some. Some fly over your head.

Tallesty1:
Are you a lawyer

Nah.

1. Must have basic things.
2. Must have a future.
3. Must want me.
4. Must be ready to be a spouse.
Ha! See what I did there?

cherryice:
anyone ryt?
okay

Yup.

Someone, I'm just a mention away.

blublahd:
fixed! You know why our ancestors lived longer?

Because both sexes didn't cover their n.ipples?

5minsmadness:
Your calling him a perv proves there is something wrong in exposing the female nipple. I'm just trying to let missy see that.

Nope. It proves that there's something wrong in asking any gender to post an unacceptable pic. A female could also be a pervert.. For example, 5minsmadness, could you please post a nice picture of your n.ipples?

Whoever wants to see nipples should just Google the mammalian breast. No need to gain points in your argument by asking for the impossible.

5minsmadness:
And this right here is the crux of the matter. Pray tell, why did u call him a perv?

Wait, you're the guy who wants to see #ipples to prove a point? Why?

blublahd:
i quite agree. Given our discourse, may my humble self see your teats enchante?

Perv.

blublahd:
in the context being used, you get the message. No need to be pedantic

Durh. No need for the autocorrrect. Its totally pointless.

blublahd:
they are pointy.

Depends on how you define tips. I see it as extra change you leave for a waiter. How is that pointy?

Vivly:
Nipples. I wonder what NL's autocorrrect will change Nip.p.les to.

Ok Tips is not bad but how do tips and n.I.pple relate?

missterious:
I honestly do not need to prove anything to anyone. It's not by force to free your n.i.pples, it's a matter of preference.

Nipples.
I wonder what NL's autocorrrect will change Nip.p.les to.