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Celebrities / Re: Sky B Is On The Move, See Photos by vizkiz: 12:01pm On May 17
Who the hell is SkyB?

There are no comebacks in the entertainment industry. When you are over, you are definitely over!

Ask 9ice who have been trying a come back for over a decade

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Family / Re: There's No Competition In Marriage. by vizkiz: 9:22am On Mar 25
Nackzy:
Me ah Don old, my younger brother Don marry get pikin set, me no grt money to marry even when ah Don see wife, its telling on me man, no matter the motivation talk

Stay single till you are financially capable for marriage. Don't make someone else suffer the same faith as you
Celebrities / Re: Imam Forces Naira Marley & Sam Larry To Say AMEN To A Prayer For Mohbad's Killer by vizkiz: 8:44am On Mar 25
Don't allow anybody kill you o!

If you like keep pleasing people. No guide yourself.

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Religion / Re: If Juju Person Sabi Pray For Him Juju Pass You, Him Go Win You (pic) by vizkiz: 10:14pm On Mar 24
Sometimes i just wish religion never existed. Cuz look at this horseshît!!!

Well, I blame Africans cuz 99.9% only go to church for miracles and the “God will make you rich" prayers. Hence these kindda half breed ritualists parading as pastors

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Travel / Re: Woman Dies After Being Hit By 22-Year-Old Driver In Lagos by vizkiz: 9:29pm On Mar 24
A lot of Nigerians did not pass through driving schools.

Step 1- gets a car
Step 2 - go through back channels to get your license and document
Step 3 - look for a friend to teach you how to maneuver and reverse the car.

Sometimes you see the useless driving on the highway and you'd just shake your head

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Politics / Re: Only 137 School Children Were Kidnapped then rescued, Not 287 - Gov Sani by vizkiz: 9:26pm On Mar 24
So who is lying?

The media, the school or the government?

Anyways, what about the criminals? Where they arrested, killed or paid a ransom?

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Romance / Re: Life Is Hard Unless You're Born Into A Rich Family by vizkiz: 9:01pm On Mar 24
Franzinni:
bro I get you but like I said ... Perspective ....

There is no price on happiness , it's free

If you take a dodge challenger on a spin, you'll be happy. I promise you.
Politics / Re: Feb 2023 v Feb 2024: Prices Of Rice, Garri, Yam soar By Over 100% – NBS by vizkiz: 8:56pm On Mar 24
Una never see anything.

When the incompetent nigga said y'all will feed on agbado, y'all thought he was making jokes?

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Romance / Re: Life Is Hard Unless You're Born Into A Rich Family by vizkiz: 8:54pm On Mar 24
Franzinni:
some are ... You know poverty is relative. A man who makes 400k a month might feel rich compared to one who makes 60k but to someone like dangote they both don't even register ... But don't be surprised that dude making 60k is living a joyous and robust life becasue he is contented with his present situation while he strives for a better future... You see most people suffer in life because they live their life in the past or the future ... So they fail to see the only thing you have is now ...

A man who is happy earning 60k has no future goals cuz that shit can't even sustain nobody for a week. 400k monthly isn't even you being comfortable cuz BILLS grin

Romance / Re: Life Is Hard Unless You're Born Into A Rich Family by vizkiz: 8:45pm On Mar 24
Franzinni:
we all want what we don't have ... Then we have it and realize we can't stop wanting ... Becasue when you spend your time wanting you never find time to appreciate what you have.

lol... Nobody is happy being poor

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Romance / Re: Life Is Hard Unless You're Born Into A Rich Family by vizkiz: 8:40pm On Mar 24
Franzinni:
Life is for the rich is hard too...


Have you seen donal Trump's son, that young one ... Take a look at him and tell me if you see happiness .

Even if you have financial freedom, you still have to deal with a lot of things that money is useless against...

Take Micheal Jackson for instance ... He lived a hard life regardless of his wealth. And the list goes on.

i will gladly choose a Donald Trump kindda rich and stay unhappy. The fuçk you talking about?

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Crime / Re: Ondo: Murdered Woman Stabbed By Mentally Challenged Teenage Niece – Police by vizkiz: 8:35pm On Mar 24
This country fit make person craze
Family / Re: Nigeria Has 2nd Highest rate of Paternity Fraud In The World by vizkiz: 8:32pm On Mar 24
Been seeing comments all over the Internet as regards "if a man should go for DNA"

Hell yeah! He should but you should do it without your wife's knowledge. You can use your child's toothbrush or hair comb to run DNA samples.

Your wife need not to know except if the results comes out negative then you know you got married to a cock sucking HOE.

“the child looks like your grandfather" na scam my bro

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Romance / Re: Men Don’t Marry Late !! by vizkiz: 8:18pm On Mar 24
A man can get married to his dream wife whenever he is successful. Men aren't like women who grow old faster. We age backwards. Infact, a man looks better in his 40s than he did in his 20s

Dear men, make money and you'll even marry that white model you've always wished for. Don't believe me, check out this nigga in the picture I uploaded


grin grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: Do you know any dead nairalander? by vizkiz: 11:13pm On Jan 08
Rip to every one of them.

It's a pity nairaland died a long time ago as well. So y'all should have mentioned this forum.
Politics / Re: IGP Baba: Governors Are Responsible For Political Violence In The Country by vizkiz: 5:02pm On Nov 17, 2022
True. Governors are responsible but y’all are fond of releasing the apprehended suspects back to the society due to “the powers that be”
Car Talk / Re: What Is The MAJOR Difference Between Lexus ES 350 2009 & 2010? by vizkiz: 1:26pm On Oct 11, 2022
36Naija:
Thanks everyone!

I finally settled for 09

How much did you get it? How will you rate its performance so far?
Romance / Re: How Often Do You Access Facebook After Joining Nairaland? by vizkiz: 1:08pm On Jun 17, 2022
hmmmmmn….
Politics / Re: EFCC Officials Arrive At APC Convention Venue by vizkiz: 5:05pm On Jun 07, 2022
Look at them trying to decide the future of Nigeria.

Meanwhile you are and dumb Pastors are typing
JESUS on WhatsApp.

Una dey craze!

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Travel / Re: Denied Passport At The Immigration Office Ibadan by vizkiz: 1:08pm On May 20, 2022
You will probably want to visit Abuja and come clean with your statement
Crime / Re: Enugu Big Boy Caught After Buying A Phone Worth N200k With Fake Alert (Video) by vizkiz: 9:59pm On Jan 14, 2022

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Business / Re: Ned Okonkwo Proposes To His Wife Again After 12 Years Of Marriage (Video) by vizkiz: 8:31am On Dec 03, 2021
iamyemiakins:
I like men who give assurance and reassurance.

Men like me!

Today, I called my ex just to break up with her again.


This one na werey cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Yul Edochie Acquires A New House In Lagos (Photo) by vizkiz: 9:09am On Nov 28, 2021
Fahdiga:
Congrats. First time I'm hearing that a male actor bought a house. Only female Oloshos has been doing that for long

A lot of male actors are buying houses bro. Not just fancy ones

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Romance / Re: Bobrisky: We Paid You For The Prank Video, And You Gave Us Permission To Post It by vizkiz: 9:06am On Nov 28, 2021
Smh.

Compensating people for being in a prank video is odd sha. Makes it look staged
Romance / Re: What's Your Worse Hostel Experience by vizkiz: 9:01am On Nov 28, 2021
During my WAEC days, we stayed in the hostel and I’ve gotta say; the worst part was listening to people snore while you sleep. Phew!
Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Threatens To Arrest Zfancy After Pranking Him & Posting Unedited Video by vizkiz: 8:55am On Nov 28, 2021
Apart from Bob being a disgusting human, you don’t go around uploading people’s pictures/videos without their consent

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Education / Re: What Is The Right Answer? (Photo) by vizkiz: 8:45pm On Nov 21, 2021
Wasted time in high school solving bullshit questions like this only to graduate from the university and realize it is totally useless

Abeg who dey apply am for their offices or business?

Anyways, the answer is (b).

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Romance / Re: People Reactions To A Domestic Violence Against A Lady Vs Against A Man by vizkiz: 8:32pm On Nov 21, 2021
Gender Equality only works when it favors women

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Romance / Re: I Might Kill Myself Tonight 2Am ( I had a rethink) by vizkiz: 8:22pm On Nov 21, 2021
I hope the reason for this motion isn’t because you are financially crippled.

Checking OP’s previous threads only to notice he is an attention seeking troll. Smh

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Celebrities / Re: Nigerian Model, Favour Umeike Who Fought For Admission For 6 Years Graduates by vizkiz: 8:14pm On Nov 21, 2021
Beauty and brains isn’t a myth after all

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