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Romance / Re: 10 Ways To Spot A Prostitute In Your Locality by vjsmiles: 5:55pm On Nov 30, 2015
no 4 is pure undiluted crap...
so how about introverts that hardly associate with people or neighbour. ?
it ain't by force to create threads....

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Romance / Re: SHE'S Giving Me ''redlight' Instead Of Greenlight by vjsmiles: 8:26pm On Nov 29, 2015
luv2Sin:
Man just like redwap I think this girl wanna ffuck me..

Have known her for a long time .. she lives at upstairs directly opposite to my house..
Guy this girl is fine.. not 2tall.. she's the definition of a pretty face.type plus she's so sexy...


Truth be told I think she be older than me.. but due to her height, one could say we age mate wink



Since have been living in that compound.. it never cross my mind to have anything intimate with her...
I mean we havent even talked to each other... sorry I mean we have just once!!


It all happens last week.. around 8pm, I noticed her fetching water..
Plus the bumshot she was wearing was lowwest..
I just sat in a bench facing their upstairs... wow I can see her pant..
Clearly... because they was light


I mean I was just staring at her.. she saw me but didn't even bother to pull it up..

Guy my prick Don rise finish at the marvelous sight..


Since that day I suddenly develop interest to fork this girl...
Wondering how her pussay gonna taste....

Sometimes we have eye contact.. and shitt like that..


Not until this Sunday evening..I just sat relaxing outside taking fresh air...
She just came from No where.. in their upstairs start unzipin her dress outside



[size=15pt]BROS THIS NOR BE TEMPTATION!![/size]

She unzip everythin..remaining underwear sorta like those black tight and black bra..


Bro I was too shy to stare.. cus it was still day time 6pm..

Quickly stood up.. and made my leave..

Bro this girl won ffuck me..please advice
who are the bro's where you dey call?
angry
Romance / Re: Who Are The Most Overrated Ladies On Nairaland, Beauty Wise? by vjsmiles: 8:23pm On Nov 29, 2015
just shut the fvvk up already ....

this your Menuhin threads are becoming riddled with benignity already... yho welcome...
Romance / Re: Pictures Of How A Nairalander Propose To His Girlfriend At Sultan Beach by vjsmiles: 3:33pm On Nov 29, 2015
halfrica:
Awwwwwwwww lovely


cry cry cry cry i still keep wondering would i ever get any proposal


Op am happy for u nd ur wife to be God bless u guys union with triplet and more
and how do you kn ow they need triplets?
angry

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Romance / Re: Pictures Of How A Nairalander Propose To His Girlfriend At Sultan Beach by vjsmiles: 3:32pm On Nov 29, 2015
halfrica:
Awwwwwwwww lovely


cry cry cry cry i still keep wondering would i ever get any proposal


Op am happy for u nd ur wife to be God bless u guys union with triplet and more
angry

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Romance / Re: Why Me?. The Day I Will Never Forget by vjsmiles: 11:20am On Nov 29, 2015
jeremybenedict:
Today marks my five years anniversary i forgot my #850 change to a conductor...pls hw can i erase it from my memory?

Career / Re: Well Dressed Barrow Pusher In Abuja (PHOTO) by vjsmiles: 10:26am On Nov 29, 2015

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Romance / Re: lol by vjsmiles: 10:22am On Nov 29, 2015
EZEIGBO1OFIMO:

.Stop throwing tantrums like a 2 year old; The truth hurts and we all know. You have no life just like I do; because if you did have a life, I repeat, you won't be here on a sunday morning. While you're at it, I heard abia state is looking to recruit traffic officers, do well and apply and assuage your poor soul of joblessness grin grin grin.
https://www.nairaland.com/2694410/sojourn-into-cool-serene-country

for the records...

yho fvkking retarded generation can never attain my heights of success..
so just fvvk off my mentions already...
I don't feel like it...
dimwitted nit wit..


I won't quote yho fvvking discombobulated faggoted ass again...

now swerve..
Romance / Re: lol by vjsmiles: 10:11am On Nov 29, 2015
EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
Haha... look who's asking me to get a life; if you really had a life, will you be on NL, this windy sunday morning. You would probably have been in the park practising your water polo, while your folks have a good time at the ol' ikoyi club. But Alas shocked, you're here, probably because you're a broke ass adolescent who doesn't have a f*cking life. grin grin grin
you fvvking know me?
go do a background check on me before quoting...

you are need a life you fvvking fermented jejune...

what in God's name is wrong with this discombobulated riffraff?

you create threads claiming to be a super detective but I say that is fvvking bullshit...
s/he may be fake but how is that your business? you fvvktard?
do you know vj? next time check peoples history before throwing tantrums
.I'm in a good mood this morning jejune..
now fvk of my mentions.yho welcome
Romance / Re: lol by vjsmiles: 9:58am On Nov 29, 2015
EZEIGBO1OFIMO:

how do I get life?; I do not know how to, please help me?
yho fvvking business...now swerve.... real fast
Romance / Re: She Gave Me A Slap For Staring At Her TITT!ES!..:( by vjsmiles: 9:28am On Nov 29, 2015
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Coolguy89:
I knw she is badoo,i wil do d worst and give her a kiss
are you gay??

hmm...
Romance / Re: She Gave Me A Slap For Staring At Her TITT!ES!..:( by vjsmiles: 9:25am On Nov 29, 2015
half baked dumb fvvking retarded lies.... oh well...
Romance / Re: lol by vjsmiles: 9:17am On Nov 29, 2015
EZEIGBO1OFIMO:
been on her trail after much suspicion; it appears that her profile picture is most definitely not hers; from my search it seems the picture belongs to a carribean as it appears in a tumblr post glorifying carribean women hair; the picture also comes up as foreign, being displayed on a french shopping site. But our very own msporche is a Nigerian whose brother wants to do a HND
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https://www.nairaland.com/2704261/need-suggestions-house#39552871
get a fvvking life homie....

how has this discovery helped your life?..


just saying....

you welcome
Romance / Re: HELP!! Should I Marry Yao? by vjsmiles: 4:45pm On Nov 01, 2015
ProfOrlando:
I'm Tochukwu from imo state, I happen to study Cell biology and Genetic engineering in jiansu university, China. It was there, I met this lady, Yao, whom I fell in love with during my undergraduate days, but now I live in Detroit, US. Where I fell in love with a new nigerian girl, and we are currently dating, but I must say, I had a son with Yao whose name his leo, though my parents and family don't know about it, he is currently living living with his mother in jiansu province of China, though I Haven't abandoned him, I still provide for his financial needs, but recently I've been seeing he and his mother on Facebook and anytime I see their pix, I always feel wrong and I think I still love Yao, but I'm confused here because I'm already with sunkanmi, my nigerian fiance, please help me nairalanders, should I leave my current girlfriend and marry Yao, I'll appreciate a very good advice
Thanks
Firstly, is she Chinese?
Secondly do you love her enough to make her your wife?
Romance / Re: How To Know She Is Cheating On You (advanced Version) by vjsmiles: 10:07am On Nov 01, 2015
link to the revised standard version? angry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Swansea Vs Arsenal (0 - 3) On 31st October 2015 by vjsmiles: 5:52pm On Oct 31, 2015

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Swansea Vs Arsenal (0 - 3) On 31st October 2015 by vjsmiles: 5:35pm On Oct 31, 2015
mukina2:
GOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL


SEKEEEEM SEKEEEM grin grin

grin grin mukina oya do the etighi!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Swansea Vs Arsenal (0 - 3) On 31st October 2015 by vjsmiles: 5:33pm On Oct 31, 2015
trapQ:
if you are an arsenal fan come out and dance
grin grin grin
grin

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Swansea Vs Arsenal (0 - 3) On 31st October 2015 by vjsmiles: 5:28pm On Oct 31, 2015

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Swansea Vs Arsenal (0 - 3) On 31st October 2015 by vjsmiles: 5:10pm On Oct 31, 2015
CFCfan:
Giroud scores Arsenal's 2000th goal in the Wenger era!
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Romance / Re: I Have The Most Sexy Eyes On Nairaland by vjsmiles: 3:58pm On Oct 31, 2015
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 3) On 31st October 2015 by vjsmiles: 3:37pm On Oct 31, 2015
franchizy:
I still have faith that Chelsea will end with a draw. I can't give up. One point better than nothing.
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (1 - 3) On 31st October 2015 by vjsmiles: 3:35pm On Oct 31, 2015
franchizy:
I still have faith that Chelsea will end with a draw. I can't give up. One point better than nothing.
grin grin

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