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Music/Radio › Re: [VIDEO] Runtown – Lagos To Kampala Ft. Wizkid by vjsmiles: 4:35pm On Mar 29, 2016

Wizkid just makes me happy...He jumps on everything,reggae,blues,pop,all round music,star boy to d world.

Romance › Re: Top Girls That I Must Kiss Before I Die by vjsmiles: 10:04am On Mar 28, 2016

durentdbiitch:
Booking space?

dafuq is wrong with this demented faggoted gay..

how does my booking of "space" correlate with you?

do a background check on people before quoting..
just fvvk off my mentions already..
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Romance › Re: Top Girls That I Must Kiss Before I Die by vjsmiles: 10:00am On Mar 28, 2016

unibenstudent1:
1)Oliviarimms
2)dechandel
3)marieolae
4)farano
5)etc

F:foolish
0:offbeat
O:Occidental
L:liability...

I guess that is what describes you..
fvvking jejune

Romance › Re: Guyz:How Old Were You Disvirgined? Share The Fun Or Pain. by vjsmiles: 4:51pm On Mar 20, 2016

Love Machine:
How does that relate to the topic I created?

alitatta:
I was disvirgined when I was 7 years old by a 40 years old married woman

two G.O.A.T.S spotted...

swerve---->

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Romance › Re: Guyz:How Old Were You Disvirgined? Share The Fun Or Pain. by vjsmiles: 4:37pm On Mar 20, 2016

G.O.A.T

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Hidden Truth About Some Famous Romancelanders(debunked) by vjsmiles: 7:08pm On Mar 16, 2016

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Romance › Re: My Experience With A Hiv Patient by vjsmiles(op): 7:30pm On Mar 12, 2016

vizkiz:
oh, so you just came back to Nigeria

I don't owe you an explanation... I think?

Romance › Re: My Experience With A Hiv Patient by vjsmiles(op): 7:29pm On Mar 12, 2016

LORDSAMURAI:
@OP your story is not complete, how do ikechukwu knew that the lady in question was a aids patient? well @op if the case may be i still advice you to go for an aids test in a hospital becaus hiv cannot be contacted with sex only, it can be contacted through exchange of saliva.

dafuq?

I was relatively new to the province and didn't know all the happenings there...
the guys there should be able to know all those gross details

falconey:
I dont believe you, guy you don carry am.
i propose the federal government of Nigeria should set up a means to test citizens and foreigners coming into the country of HIV AND AIDS AND OTHER DEADLY DISEASES.

that was meant to be funny?

LORDSAMURAI:
@OP your story is not complete, how do ikechukwu knew that the lady in question was a aids patient? well @op if the case may be i still advice you to go for an aids test in a hospital becaus hiv cannot be contacted with sex only, it can be contacted through exchange of saliva.

dafuq?

I was relatively new to the province and didn't know all the happenings there...
the guys there should be able to know all those gross detailsiii

Romance › My Experience With A Hiv Patient by vjsmiles(op): 7:01pm On Mar 12, 2016

[/quote][b] [size=14pt] mehn.....
I should really be thanking God now o..

As some people may know, I have been away from the country for post graduate studies and just recently came back last week..

I met this girl in the Shenyang school I was(a Mexican)

I was so attracted to her and tried to start a conversation. luckily for me she understood English..
after a few days of getting to know her she invited me to her house which accidentally wasn't far from mine.

I got there, we talked and played and did all sort of naughty stuff,but miraculously we didn't have sex, coz assuming we had sex that day,that was to be the end coz I wasn't carrying any protection with me..;')

few days later I invited her to my house, when she came my neighbours were like surprised but didn't say anything..
as we went inside she immediately hugged me and started ferocious kissing.. I was surprised coz she doesn't behave that way, she unbuckled my trousers and wanted giving me M action..and then suddenly, there was a knock on the door,it was ikechukwu..
the girl didn't want to let go of me but she finally succumbed..

ikechukwu hastily called me aside and exclaimed veneratedly if I wanted to die early, that the girl in my house was an aids carrier and that I should immediately send her away..
where I stood transfixed I almost peed on my self..
I quickly told him to call me in five minutes time when I went back inside..
as I went insi

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Romance › Re: Ladies First..could This Be True? by vjsmiles: 11:29am On Mar 12, 2016

L.A.M.E.

Sports › Re: Passionate Football Writers Wanted by vjsmiles: 8:58pm On Mar 06, 2016

mail me at mathiasagiang@gmail.com

Romance › Re: My Fiancee Said She Can't Support Her Husband! by vjsmiles: 7:10pm On Mar 06, 2016

this yho fiancee isn't even worth calling building material o

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 2) On 28th February 2016 by vjsmiles: 12:53pm On Feb 28, 2016

stainlex:
Arsenal should kiss the league title goodbye if they fail to take advantage of a depleted United side today./

Arsenal should kiss the league goodbye..
#GoFigure

cc:aieromon and kingtom grin

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Romance › Re: Can A Bleached Girl Married To A Black Man Born Fair Kids? by vjsmiles: 12:13pm On Jan 01, 2016

GOOGLE

Romance › Re: Funny BC !! I Got Diss Morning by vjsmiles: 10:06am On Dec 31, 2015

2dice:
Una never enter new year for that side..
Lol no go break jetli sister heart ooo..

Jet li Don old Na.. . All him skills Don fade grin

Romance › Re: Techniques To Get A Hot Girlfriend by vjsmiles: 9:42am On Dec 31, 2015

will her hotness iron my Italian suit? angry

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Romance › Re: Funny BC !! I Got Diss Morning by vjsmiles: 9:41am On Dec 31, 2015

2dice:
longest time nigga..
Asia girls no let you rest abi ?

How's yho?
Dem no free me o brother. . .. ..

Happy new year in advance..

Romance › Re: Guys Would You Rather Date Mamagee Or Rokiatu? by vjsmiles: 12:58pm On Dec 30, 2015

astrid97:
hahahaha! chisos! Ahan, u no get chill o. Its actually dyslexic.

noted.. .. Now kindly fvvk off my mentions. ...

Happy new year in advance....

Romance › Re: She Said She Likes Me...but.. by vjsmiles: 12:46pm On Dec 30, 2015

AbuadStudent:
She said she likes me, but isn't ready to date or make out or do stuff anytime soon. And the girl's pretty as hell..I think I'm gonna leave her..what would you do if you were in my shoes?

she says she likes you but not ready to date?
And again you said you think you are going to leave her?
If she is not your girlfriend, then why leave her?

Your confusion pass the confluence between river Niger and benue

Romance › Re: Funny BC !! I Got Diss Morning by vjsmiles: 12:42pm On Dec 30, 2015

Romance › Re: If You Have Dated Or In A Relationship Please Write This Exam by vjsmiles: 12:41pm On Dec 30, 2015

Most guys go get [size=40pt]F[/size]

Romance › Re: Guys Would You Rather Date Mamagee Or Rokiatu? by vjsmiles: 10:31am On Dec 30, 2015

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]WTF are you on about?

You dimwitted, Spunktastic garbage excreting, halfwitted nincompoop![/color]

WTF did yho just write up there... .

Just shut the fvvk up and stop wallowing in undiluted buffonery... ..

Now fvvk off my mentions..
Dylixic baboon

Romance › Re: Guys Would You Rather Date Mamagee Or Rokiatu? by vjsmiles: 12:41am On Dec 30, 2015

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Did I create the thread? [/color]

just shut the fvvk up already jejune....

if someone hasn't chastised this yho madness, I will take that responsibility to correct your nit witted space of a brain....

just go on yho knees sprinkle holy water and beg God for forgiveness... just beg him to allow thunderstorms give whoever is responsible for this yho craze to have stretch marks on his or her left a$$

fvvking discombobulated fagget
....

Romance › Re: Official Romance Section End Of The Year Awards 2015 (nomination Thread) by vjsmiles: 1:25pm On Dec 26, 2015

This could be mad fun if only it won't be riddled with baseless sentiments and "let me put my person there" mindset..

#please and please select yho nominees based on if they deserved it or not.
I have gone through some nominations and I am like https://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i140/shortpenguin/Gifs/Random/th_Nd20l_zpsb4607fd6.gif ..please let's give honour to whom honour is due..thanks
In other words, merry xmas to ya'll..
God bless...

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Romance › Re: Lightskin Females Who Cant Read Or Dakskin Females Who Can Read? by vjsmiles: 4:26pm On Dec 23, 2015

Corkyjoe

Just five off to oblivion already... ..
It's seriously getting dry already angry

Romance › Re: Those Who Impacted Romance Section Positively In 2015 And What They Did by vjsmiles: 4:24pm On Dec 23, 2015

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Romance › Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by vjsmiles: 9:01am On Dec 04, 2015

ggrin:
Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean guy/girl(one who takes things too serious)........vjsmiles

Jokes Etc › Re: Lalasticlala Vs. Seun by vjsmiles: 3:38pm On Dec 01, 2015

Seun:
Heh. Younglings.

younglings as in small kids/children/ ?

hmmm...
I am currently competing with aregbesola in age.....

no pun intended angry

Celebrities › Re: Caption The 5 Photos Of Pope Francis (visit To Africa) by vjsmiles: 1:20pm On Dec 01, 2015

viviangist:
May be Na Nsukka Weed u smoke

bibiana gerarahia mehn...

Celebrities › Re: A Fan Calls Wizkid Mumu On Twitter As Wizkid Replies. by vjsmiles: 12:20pm On Dec 01, 2015

cassyrooy:
That guy still got a long way to go before reaching Whizkids' level.

and what has this got to do with the topic?
he was only being funny...

Celebrities › Re: Caption The 5 Photos Of Pope Francis (visit To Africa) by vjsmiles: 12:12pm On Dec 01, 2015

viviangist:
@ lalasticlala one more

come viviana abi name Vivienne or lady bibiana angry

Ade suspect you and lalasticlala o...

every thread from you lady bibiana hits frontpage...

this is extreme racism among blacks ...

In other words today is world aids day...

I recommend Durex condom for you...
I no wan hear say you turn baby mama at this early age....

goes back to reading the holy Bible...

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