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 Music/Radio / Re: [VIDEO] Runtown – Lagos To Kampala Ft. Wizkid by vjsmiles: 4:35pm On Mar 29, 2016 |
Wizkid just makes me happy...He jumps on everything,reggae,blues,pop,all round music,star boy to d world. |
| Romance / Re: Top Girls That I Must Kiss Before I Die by vjsmiles: 10:04am On Mar 28, 2016 |
durentdbiitch:dafuq is wrong with this demented faggoted gay.. how does my booking of "space" correlate with you? do a background check on people before quoting.. just fvvk off my mentions already.. -------> |
| Romance / Re: Top Girls That I Must Kiss Before I Die by vjsmiles: 10:00am On Mar 28, 2016 |
. unibenstudent1: F:foolish 0:offbeat O:Occidental L:liability... I guess that is what describes you.. fvvking jejune |
| Romance / Re: Guyz:How Old Were You Disvirgined? Share The Fun Or Pain. by vjsmiles: 4:51pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
Love Machine: alitatta:two G.O.A.T.S spotted... swerve----> 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: Guyz:How Old Were You Disvirgined? Share The Fun Or Pain. by vjsmiles: 4:37pm On Mar 20, 2016 |
G.O.A.T  |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: The Hidden Truth About Some Famous Romancelanders(debunked) by vjsmiles: 7:08pm On Mar 16, 2016 |
:>( |
| Romance / Re: My Experience With A Hiv Patient by vjsmiles: 7:30pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
vizkiz:I don't owe you an explanation... I think? |
| Romance / Re: My Experience With A Hiv Patient by vjsmiles: 7:29pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
LORDSAMURAI:dafuq? I was relatively new to the province and didn't know all the happenings there... the guys there should be able to know all those gross details falconey:that was meant to be funny? LORDSAMURAI:dafuq? I was relatively new to the province and didn't know all the happenings there... the guys there should be able to know all those gross detailsiii |
| Romance / My Experience With A Hiv Patient by vjsmiles: 7:01pm On Mar 12, 2016 |
[/quote][b] [size=14pt] mehn..... I should really be thanking God now o.. As some people may know, I have been away from the country for post graduate studies and just recently came back last week.. I met this girl in the Shenyang school I was(a Mexican) I was so attracted to her and tried to start a conversation. luckily for me she understood English.. after a few days of getting to know her she invited me to her house which accidentally wasn't far from mine. I got there, we talked and played and did all sort of naughty stuff,but miraculously we didn't have sex, coz assuming we had sex that day,that was to be the end coz I wasn't carrying any protection with me..;') few days later I invited her to my house, when she came my neighbours were like surprised but didn't say anything.. as we went inside she immediately hugged me and started ferocious kissing.. I was surprised coz she doesn't behave that way, she unbuckled my trousers and wanted giving me M action..and then suddenly, there was a knock on the door,it was ikechukwu.. the girl didn't want to let go of me but she finally succumbed.. ikechukwu hastily called me aside and exclaimed veneratedly if I wanted to die early, that the girl in my house was an aids carrier and that I should immediately send her away.. where I stood transfixed I almost peed on my self.. I quickly told him to call me in five minutes time when I went back inside.. as I went insi [/size] [/b] |
| Romance / Re: Ladies First..could This Be True? by vjsmiles: 11:29am On Mar 12, 2016 |
L.A.M.E. |
| Sports / Re: Passionate Football Writers Wanted by vjsmiles: 8:58pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
mail me at mathiasagiang@gmail.com |
| Romance / Re: My Fiancee Said She Can't Support Her Husband! by vjsmiles: 7:10pm On Mar 06, 2016 |
this yho fiancee isn't even worth calling building material o 136 Likes 4 Shares |
| European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 2) On 28th February 2016 by vjsmiles: 12:53pm On Feb 28, 2016 |
stainlex:cc:aieromon and kingtom  5 Likes
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| Romance / Re: Can A Bleached Girl Married To A Black Man Born Fair Kids? by vjsmiles: 12:13pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
| Romance / Re: Funny BC !! I Got Diss Morning by vjsmiles: 10:06am On Dec 31, 2015 |
2dice: Jet li Don old Na.. . All him skills Don fade |
| Romance / Re: Techniques To Get A Hot Girlfriend by vjsmiles: 9:42am On Dec 31, 2015 |
will her hotness iron my Italian suit? 1 Like |
| Romance / Re: Funny BC !! I Got Diss Morning by vjsmiles: 9:41am On Dec 31, 2015 |
2dice: How's yho? Dem no free me o brother. . .. .. Happy new year in advance.. |
| Romance / Re: Guys Would You Rather Date Mamagee Or Rokiatu? by vjsmiles: 12:58pm On Dec 30, 2015 |
astrid97:noted.. .. Now kindly fvvk off my mentions. ... Happy new year in advance.... |
| Romance / Re: She Said She Likes Me...but.. by vjsmiles: 12:46pm On Dec 30, 2015 |
AbuadStudent:she says she likes you but not ready to date? And again you said you think you are going to leave her? If she is not your girlfriend, then why leave her? Your confusion pass the confluence between river Niger and benue |
| Romance / Re: Funny BC !! I Got Diss Morning by vjsmiles: 12:42pm On Dec 30, 2015 |
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| Romance / Re: If You Have Dated Or In A Relationship Please Write This Exam by vjsmiles: 12:41pm On Dec 30, 2015 |
| Most guys go get [size=40pt]F[/size] |
| Romance / Re: Guys Would You Rather Date Mamagee Or Rokiatu? by vjsmiles: 10:31am On Dec 30, 2015 |
mamagee3:WTF did yho just write up there... . Just shut the fvvk up and stop wallowing in undiluted buffonery... .. Now fvvk off my mentions.. Dylixic baboon
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| Romance / Re: Guys Would You Rather Date Mamagee Or Rokiatu? by vjsmiles: 12:41am On Dec 30, 2015 |
mamagee3:just shut the fvvk up already jejune.... if someone hasn't chastised this yho madness, I will take that responsibility to correct your nit witted space of a brain.... just go on yho knees sprinkle holy water and beg God for forgiveness... just beg him to allow thunderstorms give whoever is responsible for this yho craze to have stretch marks on his or her left a$$ fvvking discombobulated fagget .... |
| Romance / Re: Official Romance Section End Of The Year Awards 2015 (nomination Thread) by vjsmiles: 1:25pm On Dec 26, 2015 |
This could be mad fun if only it won't be riddled with baseless sentiments and "let me put my person there" mindset.. #please and please select yho nominees based on if they deserved it or not. I have gone through some nominations and I am like  ..please let's give honour to whom honour is due..thanksIn other words, merry xmas to ya'll.. God bless... 11 Likes |
| Romance / Re: Lightskin Females Who Cant Read Or Dakskin Females Who Can Read? by vjsmiles: 4:26pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
Corkyjoe  Just five off to oblivion already... .. It's seriously getting dry already
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| Romance / Re: Those Who Impacted Romance Section Positively In 2015 And What They Did by vjsmiles: 4:24pm On Dec 23, 2015 |
1 Like
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| Romance / Re: Nairaland Romance Section Slum Book 2015. [fill And Tag] by vjsmiles: 9:01am On Dec 04, 2015 |
ggrin: |
| Jokes Etc / Re: Lalasticlala Vs. Seun by vjsmiles: 3:38pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
Seun:younglings as in small kids/children/ ? hmmm... I am currently competing with aregbesola in age..... no pun intended |
| Celebrities / Re: Caption The 5 Photos Of Pope Francis (visit To Africa) by vjsmiles: 1:20pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
viviangist:bibiana gerarahia mehn...
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| Celebrities / Re: A Fan Calls Wizkid Mumu On Twitter As Wizkid Replies. by vjsmiles: 12:20pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
cassyrooy:and what has this got to do with the topic? he was only being funny... |
| Celebrities / Re: Caption The 5 Photos Of Pope Francis (visit To Africa) by vjsmiles: 12:12pm On Dec 01, 2015 |
viviangist:come viviana abi name Vivienne or lady bibiana Ade suspect you and lalasticlala o...every thread from you lady bibiana hits frontpage... this is extreme racism among blacks ... In other words today is world aids day... I recommend Durex condom for you... I no wan hear say you turn baby mama at this early age.... goes back to reading the holy Bible... |
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