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Phones › Re: Request For Any Android Factory Stock ROM Here by vjsmiles: 3:57pm On Jun 25, 2016

Phyde:
Please my infinix hot note 1gb ram is hanging too much and its on mashmallow 6.0 version.

when has the hot note received marshmallow updates? undecided

Fashion › Re: Miss Nairaland 2016 Grand Finale by vjsmiles: 2:45pm On Jun 25, 2016

I VOTE IVVY

CC: NLJEGA

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Romance › Re: Help! A Dwarf Lady Is Tormenting Me. by vjsmiles: 10:04am On Jun 01, 2016

anybody that believes this balderdash can as well believe that obasanjo is the finest president Nigeria HSS ever had angry

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Sports › Re: Odion Ighalo Poses With His Lovely Daughter by vjsmiles: 8:57am On Jun 01, 2016

Jokes Etc › Re: Top100 collection of hilarious picture memes ever(U/P/D/A/T/ED) by vjsmiles(op): 10:31pm On May 29, 2016

lalasticlala

Romance › Re: Cant Believe I Finally Registered by vjsmiles: 12:02am On May 21, 2016

coolsix:
Your past records of rudeness without proof would get you banned when the mod arrives.

U just quote someone who just reg accusing the person of being a guy. Does it make sense to you? Past records of immaturity.

do a thorough background search before you spit out your jejunum..

I have busted high niche monikers claiming to be females and this won't be an exception .

I have said enough ...
now go play.

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Romance › Re: Titbits Of What Every Girl Should Know by vjsmiles: 11:57pm On May 20, 2016

"Please, keep the Lid on the Cookie Jar closed:
Keeping the cooking jar closed or open for any length
of time does not actually guarantee the failure or
success of a relationship, but except you're a truly
liberal person, and not the typical, average Nigerian girl,
you'll feel a lot better if he never got a taste of the
cookie (if you know what I mean"

did I actually read this?
mi raye oshi mehn...

girls should keep celibate but men's pocket should give out cheerfully ?

dafuq

Romance › Re: Cant Believe I Finally Registered by vjsmiles: 11:45pm On May 20, 2016

coolsix:
How did you know the person is male?

I don't think I'm obliged to answer yho question...
good morning...

Romance › Re: Cant Believe I Finally Registered by vjsmiles: 11:39pm On May 20, 2016

prettyslimme:
take a chill dude.u dont even know me.

and again shut t'fvvk up ...

tho new on Nairaland but already knows all the necessary traditional way of life here...
just gtfoh and fvvk off to Jupiter..

fvvk off my mentions..
jejune

Romance › Re: Cant Believe I Finally Registered by vjsmiles: 11:34pm On May 20, 2016

prettyslimme:
naah am not.

yho are...now fvvk off n continue wallowing in self deceit..

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Romance › Re: Cant Believe I Finally Registered by vjsmiles: 11:31pm On May 20, 2016

prettyslimme:
So hv bn a silent observer of nairaland, tonight finally summoned courage to fully register . newest member to nairaland.welcome me.i hope I dont regret it ooo.yipee am so happy.

hope u know yho a fvvking male disguised as a female..

Romance › Re: I'm Addicted To Giving Head, But This One Smells Like Rotten Fish (18+) by vjsmiles: 11:29pm On May 20, 2016

this fvvkin''g s+upid just got me rotfl...
but seriously you guys in Nigeria needs to exchange this guy's head for a litre of fuel angry

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Celebrities › Re: Freeze Humiliates A Lady Who Mocked His Watch & Pen by vjsmiles: 6:50pm On May 20, 2016

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs AFC Bournemouth - (3 - 1) - On 17th May 2016 by vjsmiles: 5:54pm On May 17, 2016

KashyBaby:
win or lose the RED DEVILS will stand UNITED...

This the the last game of the season we shudnt missed

Glory Glory Man UNITED!

kEEP deceiving yourself...

BTW have you called Arsene Wenger names today? grin

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Romance › Re: ''is It Nice To Marry Someone U Met Frm A Club''? by vjsmiles: 2:45pm On May 08, 2016

ivyy:
you disappeared from my whatsapp .No I mean in here, nl pm

oh.have countless mails comi'n in so aun bother checki'n.nways how's it going? Campaign n all angry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 8th May 2016 by vjsmiles: 2:40pm On May 08, 2016

KashyBaby:
I'm on my deck now ooo...if I won't fell asleep,will surely watch it

yho a gunner?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 8th May 2016 by vjsmiles: 2:39pm On May 08, 2016

C.O.Y.G !!!

Heard Alexis Sanchez is coming to Aba shocked

Kingtom!!! grin

Romance › Re: ''is It Nice To Marry Someone U Met Frm A Club''? by vjsmiles: 2:36pm On May 08, 2016

ivyy:
Lmao I'm sorry nau
How are you? How have you been?

Yes , I tried to contacting you, you didn't get it?

tried contacting me? Whatsapp or fbook ?

Romance › Re: ''is It Nice To Marry Someone U Met Frm A Club''? by vjsmiles: 2:16pm On May 08, 2016

ivyy:
Yes how China?

.. She has started..you can't ask me of my well being,first thing is china grin

anyway China is cool..heard you contesting for miss nairaland? grin

Romance › Re: ''is It Nice To Marry Someone U Met Frm A Club''? by vjsmiles: 2:03pm On May 08, 2016

ivyy:

Where have you been

I can't say a word baby! Is this my ivy? grin

Romance › Re: ''is It Nice To Marry Someone U Met Frm A Club''? by vjsmiles: 1:54pm On May 08, 2016

ivyy:
I am

Romance › Re: One Word For Udokabestluv by vjsmiles: 1:48pm On May 08, 2016

Shamstiel:
U look stupidd. no offence

how does he look stupid?

He asked an adherent question and your reply is way off mark..

You welcome

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Romance › Re: Some Silly Ways Guys Act When A Lady Turns Them Down by vjsmiles: 6:44pm On Apr 07, 2016

DanceVille:
Thanks dude.. Me? Doesn't belong to any. I'm a plain Jane.

Romance › Re: My Wife Is Seducing Men, Help by vjsmiles: 6:43pm On Apr 07, 2016

maybe she had a first class upper in "ashawotology" and a PhD in seductive sciences grin

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Romance › Re: My Sister And Her Boyfriend Just Got Engaged, Help Me Wish Them Well(pics) by vjsmiles: 6:40pm On Apr 07, 2016

marshborn:
May God bless their Union, by the way you have not still replied my PM

Romance › Re: Join Me To Wish My Fiancee Happy Birthday (pics) by vjsmiles: 8:41am On Apr 06, 2016

Decker:
Happy birthday to her. She is really pretty.
Is she a nurse?

must she be a nurse to be pretty..
your assertion though

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