₦airaland Forum

Shma2020:
What about punctuation diarrhea? And whose phone can auto-correct a word that is not completely in existence?

Punctuation diarrhea!!!! What kinda English is that. Who cursed u fools.pls if you can’t construct a grammatically accepted sentence why not switch to Swahili.

Shma2020:
An absurd submission backed up with a grand m0ron as expected

Noise. Next idiot pls.

Mkenya2019:
It the same thing you posted. It's the same freaking BOATS. That cannot transport people in any serious number.

BUY A SHIP.

Convert those boats for fishing or for tourists.

By buy a ship u mean those in Mombasa.
Pls don’t be stupid this our ferry system is popular across Europe and in the US.Give it two more years and it will grow more than the 5 buses on two highway brt system in Nairobi.

Shma2020:
'Described' is so simple, come one dimwit

Autocorrect

Shma2020:
I had mad respect in your intelligence capacity but after reading this gabbage, it has utterly dwindled to zero.

I will not blame you if you're really part of Nigeria education but Mr man! If you're in SA and you're embarrassing them like this then you need to be deported back to your zoo.

Lemme educate you. Seems I'm dealing with doofus here. Longest type of bridge that consists of a series of arches, piers or columns supporting a long elevated railway or road is called a viaduct.

Flyover is basically an overpass where a road or rail line passes down.

Zombie!

U took two paragraphs to talk about someone’s brain when u have none. Congratulation u just discribed a flyover. What an olodo idiot.

Abohboy:
Does a flyover not count as an elevated expressway if it's a part of a highway system? Because looking at this it just seems like a very long flyover so you could say the longest flyover in Africa but using the word expressway just doesn't fit imo

Lol they don’t learn,no they don’t.

Shma2020:
We have many flyovers, zombie. And expressway is not part of it. It seems your puny brain is still struggling to fathom basic things. You don't need school education to know what a flyover means. Illiteracy and dimwitness will obliterate your sanity for good.

Too much noise.fvck that.
Ur expressway noise is just a flyover with height.that is the basic definition and bd description of all this monthly noise.bushmen no one is inspired becos u choose to take a few step into the skies.

68816419:
Every figures are cooked in Kenya from KQ, supermarkets, Banks and now SGR , all these were said to be making profits not until the truth were revealed.

Yes.that zoo is going bankrupt.They!ve been in a bubble for the most of time.now that bubble has been ruptured.mall spaces are becoming hideout to rodents,office are shutting down and relocating, demand for office and retail space is down and kaput. Real estate growth zero. I sit here ,look and laugh dangerously.

68816419:
Lagos water transportation with an ubber system , (the best in Africa)

Mombasa can never get to this level


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQrGHE-JPcM


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zKRYZJJoLg


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a18JNnh0MYM

Kenya can never hit this level,never.the water terminal alone makes Mombasa international airport looks like a bloody joke.

Mkenya2019:
The most important aspect of public transport - is to move people in mass quickly. People stand even here in Europe in buses. People are interested in getting to work and home in the quickest possible time - so they can enjoy their time at home. The ferry takes less than 10 minutes - it reached the end of island.

Nobody wants to spend 4hours in the sweltering heat of Lagos stuck in the bridge inhaling fumes.

10 boats - use that for fishing.

Yes we started the water transport last year as I earlier stated and with time it will grow.a dingbat from a zoo that is about to mark two highways and put let’s say 5 buses on the road to call a brt can’t tell me shiit.never,ever

Mkenya2019:
Bla de bla of a bleating goat. Time to log off.

Lol this truth obviously got to u. U can’t deny there was so much wisdom in that.accept the truth and be set fee from ur delusions.

Shma2020:
Lapset road in Kenya is grossly 600km and 70% is done! You can keep on hyperventilating pain till you burst out.

Nairobi expressway is something that your country will only be seeing in CNN and BBC... Until then, take a raw potato and chock yourself.

We don’t need flyovers.we can gift ur zoo some of the ones we’ve outgrown.
We are on to big stuff.talk of modern light rail,world class ferry facility,rope car abd and all that.hit that level and I might start seeing ur zoo differently.

Mkenya2019:
Of course you embarrassed because you boats carry 500 people per day - at best - while Mombasa ferries 500,000 people per day. Nobody get stuck in traffic in Mombasa - because of a little bridge to the Island and back.

Use your brains a little bit

Invest in ferry - this a SHIP - not a boat - a modified SHIP. - just 20 such modified ships in Lagos - would eliminate traffic.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=378K1yXdyNw

I would rather drown than be a par taker of this madness on the sea.we know Kenyans aren’t u to comfort and sanity.hence why ur zoo govt already treat u like an uncivilized idiot.they handed u this mess and also handed u the dumped garbage from spain cos they know y’all are inferior and don’t deserve better.

Mkenya2019:
Of course you embarrassed because you boats carry 500 people per day - at best - while Mombasa ferries 500,000 people per day. Nobody get stuck in traffic in Mombasa - because of a little bridge to the Island and back

Nope I am embarrassed that people have to be stacked like good on top each other, inhaling the bad fumes emanating from each other with zero comfort just to get to the other side of town.now that right there is chaos and madness right in the middle of the sea.

As for Lagos boat.the culture started last year post-COVID. And like brt it will grow-heck more 10 boats has been added this year and we expect the increment to triple even before the end of this year.so shove ur hand up ur arse abd fvck ur self

Shma2020:
I've spared my 20mins just to search for SA roads but disappointingly, I didn't see any road that can match Nairobi expressway.

And yes, this road is 28km but the quality standards in it is quite mind-boggling. 18km of it will be eleveted and it will have 10 interchanges.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUe6M_NLeWY

The only road that I saw of high quality in south Africa is that spaghetti road. But sadly that is an interchange which I wasn't talking about cos even Ghana has done a grand thing in that sector which no interchange in Sub-Sahara outside SA can rival!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SDDrP7SHF80

SA spaghetti is better than u single lane flyover. facts

Shma2020:
I've spared my 20mins just to search for SA roads but disappointingly, I didn't see any road that can match Nairobi expressway.

And yes, this road is 28km but the quality standards in it is quite mind-boggling. 18km of it will be eleveted and it will have 10 interchanges.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUe6M_NLeWY

The only road that I saw of high quality in south Africa is that spaghetti road. But sadly that is an interchange which I wasn't talking about cos even Ghana has done a grand thing in that sector which no interchange in Sub-Sahara outside SA can rival!

So all this fuss is for a meagre 28km(would trek that in a minute) flyover. Underwhelming as anticipated .

Mkenya2019:
Kenya Ferry Services in Mombasa transport 350,000 people DAILY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETNZZnr7sHE

Delete this thing immediately and save Kenya some permanent online embarrassment. I would rather swim to my destination than getting estranged on the high sea and treated less than human because of the failure of a govt that can’t afford to build a decent bridge to ferry people enmasse.

Mkenya2019:
No - it's mostly the speed of construction that freak us out. It's not even 1yr since it started. The Chinese are incredible construction machines. This kenya busiest section of the road - and they are able to get this done - almost seamlessly - working 24hrs a day.It's surreal to see the progress they have made - Corona included.

So all this noise is cos of a tall flyover.interesting.
Now I know Kenya can never impress me in this life.mediocrity at its finest

Mkenya2019:
Invest in ferry - not a boat - Nigeria and their cattle brains

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekCEcwIfcLk

A shame. I am disappointed in Kenya.
I spit.

Mkenya2019:
Kamikaze nonsense of the highest proportion. How does transporting 20-30 people in boats in city of 20m really help.
Just buy freaking ferries for crying out loud.
Mombasa has ferry services that move thousands daily

Lagos needs proper ferry services that will move people and cars btw the many island. NOT BOATS

A ferry that can carry 1,000 people at go, mayb 100 cars.

Don’t even dare bring Mombasa high sea madness up.dint even dare

Mkenya2019:
It's an elevated expressway. These are not in Africa - they are mostly in Asia

So it’s the height that keeps freaking u guys. Lol bushmen

Shma2020:
No. Nairobi expressway is just on another level. we can't be posting same section each and every time man! We're posting progress since the road is under construction.

Just a reminder, this is one of those roads that you confidently claimed to be dead. ... Now you're in extreme pain seeing it growing

Gawd forbid that I will be pained becos of anything in Kenya.most especially that road.

No one cares about ur progress.just saying

NTSA:
Where did I mention Nairobi express way?

We posted light rail just twice yesterday and u were screaming obsession.meanwhile u post ur expressway uninspiring project 10 times daily yet we don’t complain. Can u see how insecure u are.

68816419:
What is the obsession with Nairobi Expressway ?..the whole system is less than 28km with huge prize tag of about $550m for a highly indebted country .I bet the project would go the way of KQ,SGR,Nakkumat,Tuskys.....,

It’s their double standard for me.

68816419:
Even their SGR has never carried more than 43,000 passengers on monthly bases and the sad news is the fact that the Kenya's SGR system is has always been at lost just lik KQ and may never break Even

Like KQ,Kenya sgr is a loss making venture.

rvp20182:
Yes 200k is low - a million - for a city of 4m plus would be ideal - for Lagos - you need something that move maybe 5m per day - if indeed it's 20m city.

Our commuter rail is stop gap measure - eventually we need to tear it done - and build a proper electrified metro line - radiating to all corners of nairobi...that can carry a million plus people

Nobody gives a flying fvck if it’s moves 1 or 2.what matters is that it’s exist and the matters of financing is not a threat to its further existence as with urs in ur Chinese masters.

rvp20182:
Yes he is very slow - Nairobi has had commuter rail for the longest anyone can remember

I am aware of that stupid train that runs from the middle of kibera to ur cbd-carrying street urchin right in the heart of kibera to engage in their pauper source of livelihood.

NTSA:
Some years back African athletes got stranded at lagos airport .

And now we’ve upgraded airport-that shows a progressive nation .

NTSA:
Nairobi has always had commuter rail for decades we are not envisioning as you claim.

Oh yes I am aware of the more crapperier version u had to upgrade from. Yet still underwhelming.

Anything to discredit Nigeria’s just cos they can’t compete.

NTSA:
Nairobi commuter rail has a daily ridership of 13000 passangers a track length of 160km

That Spanish moving coffin inspires no one,trust me.

It’s just below par.

NTSA:
So it runs through the city to transport 400 an average of passangers a day?

No that’s the nonsense rvp tell u guys so y’all can feel better about Kenya not having none-apparently u still can’t catch a sleep at night despite the obvious lies.

rvp20182:
Wet dreams. Lagos-Ibandan - mere 100kms - was started in 2012 - and has taken almost 10yrs - to complete. That is crazy. Nairobi to Mombasa a line of 500km - took 3yrs to be completed.

The same with the rest. You are building 10Km per year. That is why there is Julius Berger towns all over Nigeria. Your country is broke and cannot finance project in timely money.

I will just pull out ur lies carefully so can feel that park more.


Lagos-Ibadan is not 100km,that’s an obvious lie.

Lagos-Ibadan started construction in 2018 and was completed in 2020/2021

We building 10km per year is another obvious stupid lie.