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AfriqueDuZuid:
Calling me names does nothing to me


I always see them posting one thing, Nairobi

I be posting Capetown, Pretoria, Durban, Sandton, Port Elizabeth, Bloemfontein, East London, umhlanga.... They be thinking they catching up


Kenya as a whole country is trailing behind a city, joha3

Facts! Facts!! Facts!!! . Spill it all bro I am All for that

Shma2020:
Don't be deluded hobbit. Even the guys who troll kenya will come and tell you directly to your face that Kenya is not your mate. International bloggers and vloggers are also not at your side cos your country looks like zombocalypse rescued country.

Vlain is a grand mor0n so follow him at your own fragment of ignorance. Austine1213 who got your puny brain twisted knows that Ghana is nothing to Kenya and I can prove it if you want . So in a nutshell, those are characters who flied with your head and that it is.

Lol u stupid bro

Wuoche:
What about you? Are you a South African? Why can't you just be brave and defend your country

When u are bereft of emotions hit me. For now find solace in that sadness and depression. Cos I won’t be lenient.

rvp2018:
Nairobi growth on steroids - in just a decade or so - upper hill, kilimani, westland and parklands - have transformed from low residential upper class residence to the high rises they are now.

That is why Joburg really has no hope. One more decade...Nairobi will be something else.

That is why it's Nairobi named 6th Most Dynamic City - joining Asia cities growing fast too.

May I remind ur best neighborhood looks like this. And stand not a single chance against Thee worst in SA and the average area of Nigeria. Surely u are caused.

Wuoche:
Please nigga, you are not a South African. Why can't you just be proud of your country and defend it the way you are doing to South Africa. Are you ashamed of Nigeria? Are you ashamed of witchcraft in your country? Are you ashamed of generator fumes in Nigeria? Or you ashamed of the poverty and rate of unemployment in your country? Are you ashamed of low quality education in your country?

Noise. Next

rvp2018:
What there to see in the zoo. You're shamelessly drooling over South Africa. You long lost - so much you incited the admin to close this thread - run to the echo chamber with Obaderemi- before running back.

You've been praying for economic recession in Nairobi but well construction continues.

2021/2022 national budget set to be 36B dollars.

U must have me mistaken for someone else sir @ bolder-heck!!! I just got here. I can assure u Kenya hasn’t done anything in recent times to make me shameless of Nigeria.ur zoo is not worthy of my shame.

Construction in Nairobi ; oh please that’s like finding a needle out of an haystack.all u gat is the long stretch of flyover on Nairobi bridge ; as construction. This is average neighborhood in Abuja . It will be a miracle the day nyali which is ur best in Mombasa or langata the best in Nairobi looks half as good as this.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyRnP-1YjrY

Now the zoo of course nyali. Pathetic roads.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvx4qC5POLQ

Now langata of course.very disappointing as usual


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmz5CUp37a0

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rvp2018:
Nigeria and Ghana - or any west african zoos - are so behind - you've run for cover in South African cities.

Nairobi is definitely the future of Africa


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dedrJqnXIOw

U are an idiot. When I am done bringing reality at ur doorstep with SA I shall pull up Nigeria to do the same.u can be rest assured i am proud of my country well enough to defend it against inconsequential useless zoo like Kenya. Be calm,u can’t stop this discussion route.many before u have tried but failed woefully at it.I suggest u saved that energy cos u will be need it to defend ur zoo any anytime i require u to do such

gallivant:
Lake Bogoria Nature Reserve. Named the most stunning aerial view in all of Africa!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EzUoB0_UUAAxvrS.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EzUoCkJUYAEiYWn.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EzUoDPoVIAM50r0.jpg


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EzUoEROVkAEptYT.jpg

Sad but none of this could develop Kenya. Smh!!

rvp2018:
We have South Africans here ably representing their country zooman.

Now when Nigeria cities get here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_0bgdhC1MI

Good to see u now know langata and Karen at large is hopeless to common soweto lol indeed different levels

rvp2018:
Nairobi of the future: focus on BRT on thika road and related infrastructure. None of west african mega slumpolis can dream of Nairobi now. Nairobi is definitely overtaking the dead south african cities in a decade or lesss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_0bgdhC1MI

U are a hopeless joke down that zoo.brt on dusty thika highway and the uncompleted Nairobi expressway is not worth our time.we’ve long exceeded that level-now keep taking those baby step let even see if it brings this mediocre to fruition.

rvp2018:
I had rather watch these tea farms than respond to a certified idiot. A wannnabe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-AyKr_2zMg

Nope I would rather u used this opportunity to tell me how on earth u look at both Soweto and langata and u even dare compare. For starter Soweto has an incredible land scaping and quality road network and let’s not forget to add better looking and neatly arrange buildings (street shops ,residential,leisure and recreation). U langata is just the same old story-dusty,poor quality roads with hideous buildings arranged poorly on both side. U should watch more of that bloggers video on Soweto-he is a Kenyan and very objective in my view-he talked s out how Soweto looks better than 90% of anywhere he has e de visited in kenya(yet its presumed as slum)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_HDh92eu3Q

Now the zoo of course- i for once cant tell the difference between Lang and eastLeigh. It’s quite hard.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmz5CUp37a0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7O5KT29Iz8

Shma2020:
I repeat, no amount of your neighbor’s house or your boss's house will remove you from your shack.

You can go on and take pictures from people's house but the reality will still remain. .

U believe what u have to just to score cheap points and feel better now won’t u?

AfriqueDuZuid:
Kenya needs to catchup to Johannesburg

Yes that is what u need to let them know,regardless of their infantile display.

Shma2020:
Rubbish. Foolish!

Where do you get the audacity to spew such arrant nonsense inside a kibera like house/shack.? You're worth living in kibera were you in Kenya. Just thank the foreign aid for raising your ego that much..

A poor man in the middle of well off white tycoons. Sad

Pointless.he is a citizen of SA and as such as e wey right to defend his country even if he lived in a hole. Focus and stop deflecting with puerile things.

Wuoche:
Hey shackman, Kenya can't catch up to the level of Johannesburg especially when it comes to negative things like rape, drug trafficking and robbery with violence. Are we together?

Maybe u should start a rape center up there in Kenya,who knows it might infrastructurally incline ur cities to stay very competitive like SA cities ; dont u think so too man

rvp2018:
Again because I am not pedantic. I don't nitpick. I don't cherrypick. I have a legion here who try to trip me with minor mistakes or transpose errors or any little error. Then they say , ohoo, he not good in maths . Joburg from google is around 1600km squared - 40km by 40km if you make it square. End of story.

I am interested in the BIG PICTURES - and I leave poor souls to look for the details. This is a contemporaneous political forum - not an academic peer reviewed journal.

Oh so now u idiot agree u made a most- good to see u finally swallowed ur pride not defending ur obvious stupidity.

rvp2018:
You don't give options - we give you our own answers the way we deem fit. This is not the zoo. You're NOT like King LION. Now Zoogerian - what exactly were you saying about edited videos. You lost me in the meaningless jargon. Are you saying Nairobi is fake. That if you land today in Nairobi - because someone edited their videos - with filters - and all - Nigeria slumplis will look better.

Man I don't know. I believe Nairobi will look like we know - better than any west africa city - and some distance from north and some south african cities.

U must be silly. Nairobi editing her pics and videos is of the same reason people edit their images to look better even tho they are still in the pics. Nairobi unfiltered makes me laugh with so much vigor and it is the reason why I constantly mock ur cities mostly seeing it never matches all ur long hype notes.

Patrioticbreed9:
second dull man spoted! masturbating over an exagirated unecesary long calcu'errors.

That is his forte. Very useless specie of human being- trust me on this- he is emptier than the idiot making the errors.

gallivant:
This is too much for shackman brains to process. Try explaining simpler things to that invalid.

Lol u blank dead brain idiot is clearly support an academic failure. U are worse of.

rvp2018:
You can only build castle in the air. What maths do you have to solve? That a software engineer like me has not spared you the trouble.

Idiot he said it as if the maths in software engineering is so cumbersome. U do more of stats than maths. Ur maths is a baby joke compare to the real engineers. Btw what type of programmer are u?

AfriqueDuZuid:
Km² is area
Km is length

do I have to school you now, your parent needs to claim back their money wasted on school fees,

Basic mathematics and physics. Smh!!!

rvp2018:
How can joburg have 14K major arterties..don't be ridicolous..40km you're in pretoria. To get 40Km running into 14,000...that is almost 7,000 - 40kms road...that would mean for joburg entire area of 1,600kms - that almost 40 by 40km - we would need 40,000/7000 - almost a major road running 40km every 5 meters.

Don't be crazy dude.

14,000kms is only possible if you measure the roads right into the people garages and driveways.

Dont be stupid-don’t fight it. SA is not like 90% of the rest of the continent. Having the 10 longest road network is the world ain’t no joke. Accept facts and move on even if it makes ur zone even more irrelevant and uncompetitive. Kenya is not ur father’s property. Know this nd forever know peace.

AfriqueDuZuid:
Joburg alone has over 14 000 km of paved roads, that's longer than all of kenya paved roads(12000km)

Spill the bean bro,spill it

Patrioticbreed9:
are you for real? 1:the contrast was increased. 2:the saturation was on the lower side. 3:the image was digitaly sharped. 4:the highlight was brought down. 5:the midtones was over blown.. all in all this picture looks like what pulled out from a scene in G.T.A san'andrease.

That Was is the plan all along

rvp2018:
In kenya nobody goes measuring the paved inner estate roads in our estates; they are private roads; that I think is what you count in south Africa. What is counted are major highways and arteries.

Otherwise there is no way Joburg can have 14,000 km major arteries.

Inner roads - estate roads - Nairobi has about in my view 80-90% of it paved - except in slums and such areas.

Lol this is what an inner street in one of ur top neighborhood looks like. And u think u are worth giving an audience to tell us how u will even overtake Soweto- lmao no need measuring this rubbish. Wake up from that grand delusion.

rvp2018:
What was done to this video to edit Poor Nigerian

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Sc8w3V55Uw

Surely u are either blind or slow,maybe both- else you wouldn’t ask such question

rvp2018:
Which Langata is comparable to Soweto the ghetto. Langata is part of Karen to most people.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7O5KT29Iz8

Unless u are blind Soweto looks outstandingly more developed than langata. Hit an ophthalmologist first thing tommorow morning- ur Condition is getting critical.

Patrioticbreed9:
are you for real? 1:the contrast was increased. 2:the saturation was on the lower side. 3:the image was digitaly sharped. 4:the highlight was brought down. 5:the midtones was over blown.. all in all this picture looks like what pulled out from a scene in G.T.A san'andrease.

Surely he is blind.

rvp2018:
I can feel your pain. You wish your were a South African. Your remain a human pest.

U feel nothing. What u should i fact feel is my pity for Kenya. Ur zoo hasn’t done anything to be worth my pain.facts!!!

rvp2018:
Pictures edited. Videos edited?

For example - what is edited here?

Everything bro,everything damn thing.

Saddamochieng00:
Come to think of it shma2020 and gallivant were right after all. Samorobo couldn't manage a day without this thread.

Just like ur brothers u have me mistaken for someone else.

rvp2018:
South Africa of course is currently better than Kenya - but Kenya is catching up very fast. As for Nigeria - I wish I could say the same. Your country remain tied with fortunes of the oil - that has no future.

Nobody dispute that South African is some level from Kenya.

What we dispute is that Kenya will not catch up. It will. Kenya right now just need lipstick...otherwise we got the fundamentals.

Ignoring the rest of ur tantrums.ur cities looks like chicken coop compared to anything in SA.

What we can agreee on is Soweto being miles ahead of the ghetto langata. True or false