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Saddamochieng00:
There is no such thing as thing as a wet pipe dream EOD.

Better ended. Kudos u saved urself some embarrassment. Great Choice anyway.

Shma2020:
Ask them if your jealousy is good enough to counter the beauty of Mombasa pics I posted

U gave me a key word and that I did. Countering is what i am still doing now. So why the tears- or is ur grammatical comprehension that bad- even ur own very words are hard to understand by u.

Chanter,forgiveness shma asked that i should counter Abuja with Mombasa. Now declare the winner(I know this is very insulting and degrading in Abuja’s part, but what can one do)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc-HegmFEIQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDP-iy_uJ8A

Shma2020:
Accept corrections and move on, otherwise you'll remain a blockhead forever .

The reverse should be the case sir

Just30:
He stills doesn't understand how it applies




The guy is a fool

Please, what school did he attend again?

Honestly I am still gobsmacked- still yet to recover.

Saddamochieng00:
You do understand that the phrase doesn't even exist right? I don't know if you made it up but there's no such thing as a wet pipe dream.

Okay.
On the second thought do u know what language dynamism is all about- NVM I don’t think u are mentally ready to go down that route sir.

Shma2020:
Were you to ask them this?


You're a WuSs indeed.

Hmmmm I sense insecurity. Remind me again- what was I supposed to ask.

Saddamochieng00:
Reminds me of that infamous catchphrase "astroprojection" that some idiots in here can't get enough of.

The method in which an individual can seperate his conciousness from his physical body. (Also referred to as OBE or Out of Body Experience)

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Astral%20Projection&amp=true&defid=1049421

But hope u get the memo now.

Shma2020:
Ask them, I guess they will massage your ego.

On your list, add vankelvin, even vaxx is okay, forgiveness, chanter is okay, ask them boy ask

Okay chanter tell me how on earth this is comparable to this - must be madness or blindness- or maybe both


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc-HegmFEIQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDP-iy_uJ8A

Saddamochieng00:
This is what I got...

A sexually arousing fantasy that is bound not to ever occur

Dude, last night I had a pipe wet dream about me, Jessica Alba, Carmen Electra, Pamela Anderson and Katie Price doing sex all night long.[/i]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wet%20pipe%20dream&amp=true&defid=3244168

Dude that right there is ur answer- if u understand anything about grammatical analogy, figure of speech and the likes.

Shma2020:
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You're disturbing your peace and at the same time wasting your own time trying to dig videos yet on the other side, I'm proving to you how Mombasa is on another level.

It will make sense if you try post your city cos I don't have time to shower you with the real Shambolic on the planet earth

Lmao answer my question . Is this Mombasa or not

Heck this is ur cbd


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDP-iy_uJ8A

rvp20182:
The cattle kraal is of course not in Mombasa level

The last kick of a dying horse. Find solace in ur consolation .

Shma2020:
I'm not speaking for Kenyans alone, but everyone.

And why can't you use the rest minus Austine1213 and Kazikazi? Why do you want to use those simps?

For acadavah I agree, go on and ask him . he is intelligent and a good boy.

Lol why minus Austin and kazikazi. And who are the rest I may ask. Cos I will ask just39,van and vaxx . Who else again - maybe shaytun,thechanter and the rest Nigerians. Do I need this practicality lol

Shma2020:
You really are If that is the question you wanted to shoot at me. Be a man enough to stand with your scrap "alone" even if it's a cesspool. licking Austine1213's @r*s won't make your city to match Durban and neither will it reduce our Mombasa to your level .

Mombasa made a mess of itself. No one wants this dustbin as a city,trust me on this


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDP-iy_uJ8A

Shma2020:
To everyone apart from you greened with envy .

Lol speak for Kenyans- but if u doubt I can ask other nationalities to debunk ur statements- starting with afriquezuid- the move ive to kazikazi ,acavadah and the rest- Kenyans have low standards so I am not surprised.

Peace

Shma2020:
The moment I will stoop low to reason with a dunce like you that's when I will have lost my sanity.

You're not mature, smart and manly enough to reason with the aforementioned hence why you can't even fathom the context of the message, just throwing words left right center like a demented floozy bi*tch

Look for your peers Mr.

Ok and

AfriqueDuZuid:
You creating enemies for us, others don't like to hear that

Then they have not choice than to keep hearing so long as they remain here.

Shma2020:
The beauty

Only to u

Shma2020:
It will never work boy, Austine1213 is a changed man. .. Try look for other booties to lick

Dont be to insecure bro- be brave.
I am not that scary now bro am i

Shma2020:
It will never work boy, Austine1213 is a changed man. .. Try look for other booties to lick

Lmao is that Austin?

Shma2020:
Don't blame me for your brother's mistake. once you live in glass house, be ready with a back-up plan at hand cos the comeback will do more damages on you than the former.

If you can't hold his horses on how he string jealousy laced messages, then expect no change on my side cos I have a bombshell of pictures(not slums, I don't post makoko you know), I have pics of your main CBD. it's either HE CHANGE OR PERISH .

It’s would have been better u directed this straight to me-let me lash u out silly!!!.
Empty threat doesn’t move me - give it ur best shot dummy.

rvp20182:
Better than Abuja and Accra

Remind me again. How do you compare this to urs. Surely ur visual lens must be that bad.- heck even the thumbnail from the videos matches the pics shma just posted and to think that that were the drive through went through makes Kenya look e en more pathetic to me.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pc-HegmFEIQ

Now the zoo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDP-iy_uJ8A

AfriqueDuZuid:
Umhlanga

Never seen any of such thing in Kenya. What a beautiful. Great architecture btw.

Saddamochieng00:
What's the meaning of the bolded. I've never come across the phrase before?

We learn everyday bro .learn today - start by googling - trust me that would be very helpful.

Just30:


embakassi is a wasteland, an open landfill site


Even Kaneshie awudome low income residential area is far developed than this Langata, with better roads.


Watching the video, I now understand why the Kenyans under African Traveller videos complain so much about how dirty Nairobi and Mombasa are.

Basically, every corner you pass, there is a pile-up of waste.

Must be sad and hard living down there. Can’t imagine paying so much to go through that daily horror.

kikuyu2:
Not that it matters but the asking price despite covid reductions should be 1.5 mn USD. All ensuite, the finishing, size and compound space are worth it.

Hell na. I don’t see the difference between living in a cave and this - Atleast in a cave I know I didn’t pay for shiit - heck the room for natural lighting is very similar to what u get in a cave.

surplusk:
This is what you calling a mess? Ikoyi has one of the best skyline in Lagos. The beach front looks cool. You and I know that most Nairobi pics are captured from the best angle

This is not ikoyi. This is a different view and of course a younger pics of the same place shma posted. Lmao the coastline is not dirty after all. The jokes on him

Just30:
Just go to the comment section and see how they are talking about the cleanest of Kumasi and how Mombasa and Nairobi are so filthy.

Talking about how filthy markets are in all of kenya.


Rvp2018 is talking as if Kibera is the only filthy place in Nairobi.
Karen is just as filthy as Kibera, Karen people pay the poor people of kibera to carry Faecal matter from their septic tanks in gallons, to go a dump into drains

Heck even posh areas like like Pangaea looks like a crappy ghetto. And one would still have to pay true his teeth to live in this rubbish. I can only imagine what embakassi,Zimmerman and other average Nairobians settlement would look like.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nmz5CUp37a0

rvp2018:
Property appreciation is not a fault - it's a great thing. It discourage the city from sprawling endlessly like you find in Nigeria. Nairobi you gotta build up. You have to build high rises. You can still find cheap house - for any rental prices - and for purchasing.

Everywhere you go there is TO LET sign - and we don't pay for 2 yr rent deposit - or worse build the house for the landlord so we can stay in it.

Lol u are so funny. Yet ur overpriced did not only render the larger part or ur urban populace impoverished and homeless it’s also couldn’t save ur urban space. I mean look at Nairobi Mombasa. U save all that’s land only to building concrete hideous slum scraper - now that right there is same shiit,different smell


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OvFwbAj8OmU


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3gF0Rohr-A


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_xk0QgaKCg

Now back to Ibadan peers (Mombasa) ur overpriced land couldnt save this dustbin of a city.’


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDP-iy_uJ8A

rvp2018:
Just one project - out of gazillion that are moving on in Nairobi? I know you're hoping Kenya can go into economic recession like Nigeria. It's never gonna happen. You know why it's NON_MINERAL WELL DIVERSIFIED ECONOMY.

Lamp who gives a f close about ur zoo- I spread fact not empty words,noise,promises- btw Nigeria ain’t in recession.
U went into recession last year and pulled 2m pulled back into poverty- lmao all this happened despite WB/IMF predicting a spike of about 2% in Q3 last year

rvp2018:
Of course New York is dead city construction wise - all the activity is in ASIA - and Kenya - and maybe Egypt/Ethiopia. Joburg and South Africa construction boom ended with in 2010 when the VUVUZELAs stopped blowing.

Yet one would have expected Kenya to represent Africa-the closest we saw was Egypt.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elEHm6OA6P0


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNbqqYRbo5I


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIPcCQOVuYY

Lol what an idiot. The problem in New York know to space to build not what to build. Construction in just a tiny section of New York is more that the entire east and central Africa combined

rvp2018:
You think the house in that compound was demolished by hands. Ugatuzi - 50 floors - that is causing stomach upset - is on site preparation - next will be excavation. Remember there is no funding probem - because the pension fund is behind it.

Same ol’ noise. U dug an open pit in upper hill which apparently does nothing other than breeding mosquitoes and at risk of pulling nearby pulling down due to its depth. Heck that place should be on UNESCO WORLD HERITAGE SITE so Atleast u can monetize the depth of the mosquito breeding pit u dug - i for once would to include that pit on my bucket list imagine me write in front that pit- looking down on it and laughing uncontrollably at a pit that was supposed to house africa tallest 70 flrs

Lol this ugatuzi has already joined the list they steal ur tax - lol what is pension that can’t be stolen - consider Kenyatta’s announcement on this wet pipe dream as him having fun on media tour with disciples around collectively deceiving brain dead gullible idiots like u.

rvp2018:
Land is very expensive in Nairobi. It's not the house.

And who’s fault is that for raise the prices of people farms and cattle kraal land. Not forget how they are forcefully stolen by big dogs in politics - talk of moi,Kenyatta, Kibaki and the rest.