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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: HELP! Is This A Scam Or Real (photos Attached) by Vock(m): 5:29pm On Mar 22, 2016
Scam alert
Education / Re: Staff Cry As Rafindadi, VC Of Lokoja Federal University Leaves Office After Sack by Vock(m): 11:49am On Feb 18, 2016
Eyaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Business / Re: Woman Who Sells Puff-puff On Water (photo) by Vock(m): 5:46pm On Feb 17, 2016
Ok
Celebrities / Re: Stella Dimoko Throws Shade At Linda Ikeji's 'Fake' Hermes Bags (Picture) by Vock(m): 5:29pm On Feb 17, 2016
Wow...women and frivolities embarassed

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Celebrities / Re: RMD Says He Is Getting Rid Of His Beards, Shares Last Photo by Vock(m): 12:34pm On Dec 31, 2015
Now these beards are my beards' role models
Poems For Review / Re: A Very Long Night. by Vock(m): 7:58am On Dec 28, 2015
this poem is rather poor, the only thing going for it is some elements of rhyme, when you have to tell people what the theme is after reading, then you know there's something wrong

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Romance / Re: Things An "Average-Looking" Girl Can Do That Will Increase Her "Market Value" by Vock(m): 7:38pm On Oct 06, 2015
tolustx:
I think linguists have to come up with a new figure of speech (or maybe it already exist, I dunno). I learnt "personification" in school, which means referring to an inanimate object as tho it is animate but I don't understand what figure of speech takes care of d opposite - describing an animate object with inanimate qualities. Any answers or suggestions?

Exmples of such descriptions are:
A. Husband or wife material
B. A woman's ringtone (as used by a Nigerian artist)
C. A woman's market value (as used by d op)
D. Woman wrapper (pidgin)


Anthropomorphism
Objectification,dehumanization,abstraction,
Crime / Re: ‘my Granddaughter Bled For Eight Days After Being Raped’ (Pictured) by Vock(m): 9:36am On Oct 05, 2015
They should have lynched the guy immediately, don't know what they waited for
This is where jungle justice is needed, burn him up immediately

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Politics / Re: Lol Caption This Photo Of Patience Jonathan And Rotimi Amaechi! by Vock(m): 5:04pm On Oct 04, 2015
Patience be like This governors ain't loyal
Amaechi be like -Abeg no use your grammatical blunders cause headache for my head

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Smiles As She Strolls With Her Hubby & Kids In Dublin(Photos) by Vock(m): 5:02pm On Oct 04, 2015
I thought she would be crying ni #mumuni
Celebrities / Re: Iyanya And His Girlfriend Freda Francis Loved Up In A Party(Pic) by Vock(m): 3:10pm On Oct 04, 2015
That's a fuckin hug, what's loved up about the pic
Religion / Re: Pope US Visit Proves Nigerian Pastors Wrong!!! by Vock(m): 2:54pm On Oct 04, 2015
TrajansKong:
I SAY AGAIN!!

This is not the African Way.
The Pope is wrong. How can we respect him as a man of God if he travels amongst the common people? How can we glorify one who does not glorify himself? He is a messenger of God!! He should reflect God's power accordingly.We do not exalt those on our own level. A true pastor must SHOW he is above us in every way.

The Vatican has billions and BILLIONS in precious metals and stones but this pope does not display any of this for us to admire. If we cannot SEE and admire a man's power and wealth how can we follow him and give unto his glory?

This pope is a disgrace to Christianity. A man of God cannot be humble. He must be mighty as God is mighty.Fly your private jet, Papa Oyedepo! Wear your Rolex, Papa Adeboye. Wear your Armani suits Pastor Daniel! We cannot judge you as we judge ourselves. You are truly men of God. Our spiritual and earthly masters!


It would be a great disservice to fools if I call you a fool,even fools would marvel at your foolishness
Education / Re: Top 10 Nigerian Universities With The Most Prestigious Alumni by Vock(m): 11:03am On Oct 02, 2015
I was thinking that the ranking was credible until I got to where you said you attended U.I

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Lagos State University Teaching Hospital Massive Job Recruitment -(70 Slots) by Vock(m): 11:00am On Oct 02, 2015
They forgot to add so lemme add for them

Applicants must be between the age of 25 to 30 with a minimum of 10 YEARS experience

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Politics / Re: A Varsity Only In Name by Vock(m): 8:17am On Oct 02, 2015
Really sad
Politics / Re: Buhari’s Ministerial Nominees Revealed- Sahara Reporters by Vock(m): 8:17pm On Oct 01, 2015
The post they were nominated for??
Politics / Re: See The Beautiful Daughters Of Governor Ajimobi by Vock(m): 4:31pm On Oct 01, 2015
girly00zero:



Jealous much??


undecided
Why would I? I mean.. I'm not a girl
Just highly opinionated and unapologetic about it ni
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Begins Air Strikes In Syria Against ISIS by Vock(m): 10:53am On Oct 01, 2015
Signs of end times...Lord save us

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Crime / Re: I Murdered My Father For Scolding Me ─ Son by Vock(m): 8:54am On Oct 01, 2015
eyah
Romance / Re: 14-year-old Rescued From Lover, Flees Home Again (Pictured) by Vock(m): 8:48am On Oct 01, 2015
When you're screwing that long sweet dick

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Politics / Re: Adeola Of Sahara Reporters And President Buhari Take A Photo by Vock(m): 7:47pm On Sep 30, 2015
What are they doing together gan, or is she interviewing the president ni,Given that there are allegations and rumors about them, one might start to think that she's there for her reward after the elections

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Celebrities / Re: Rapper Vic. O Slams Headies For Not Including Him In Its Nomination List by Vock(m): 7:40pm On Sep 30, 2015
I don't even know the fuc*ker
but I smell sarcasm sha

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Politics / Re: See The Beautiful Daughters Of Governor Ajimobi by Vock(m): 11:07am On Sep 30, 2015
Nothing spectacular, make up and money for the latest wears, that's all

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Politics / Re: Blogger Ojo Emmanuel Arrested By Hon. Adebiyi Adeleye (Pics) - Sahara Reporters by Vock(m): 10:33am On Sep 30, 2015
all i see on this thread are political bigots, instead of you all to codemn it,you're here spouting crap

This must stop, Gov of ogun state is oppressing freedom of information, he's hounding
youths and bloggers, arrant misuse of power

governor of ogun state is taking laws into his hands,I mean what's d meaning of
diz,arresting someone for saying the truth

he demolished houses in my area without paying them a dime, i have evidence and can
testify to that

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Romance / Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Vock(m): 8:16am On Sep 27, 2015
fairygeh:

That's wrong, your elder bro's gf? Na your type dey f***k ur bro wife,i hope ur bro realized this soon.

Oshey, I didn't know it was wrong, Mrs pastor undecided

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Romance / Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by Vock(m): 11:55pm On Sep 26, 2015
Thank goodness I wasn't caught

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Politics / Re: Pics Of A Soldier Showing Captives Rescued From Boko Haram In Banki Town Love by Vock(m): 7:51pm On Sep 25, 2015
The appearances of those children are nothing to write about, The north is still living in the stone age
Crime / Re: I Made N6million As A Fake Lawyer – Suspect by Vock(m): 7:22pm On Sep 25, 2015
omogidi234:


You can remove the booked space!

Gerriaraheere mhen
Crime / Re: I Made N6million As A Fake Lawyer – Suspect by Vock(m): 7:15pm On Sep 25, 2015
I booked space only to find myself on the second page cry
Of what gain shall a man book space, only to be on the second page
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kingpin Arrested With His Family While Trying To Escape (Pics) by Vock(m): 7:40am On Sep 25, 2015
He doesn't look Nigerian and what's that shooting out from the youngest child' stomach
Hope is not what I'm thinking

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