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EroticAngelina:
did u make vhis up?

you can check it @ Google if you doubt

I know rokiatu most comment here

hehehehe. FTC . .... I know it will make front page because its from. lalasticlala

Senegalese and US based artist AKON possesses a very long and funny name made up of more than 50 alphabets.

So dear Nairalander, tell us if you have seen a name funnier than this.

All progressive congress won the majority of seats after the election held on 30th march 2015.

Here are the 109-members of the
newly elected Nigerian National
Assembly.

Sixty of them are APC members while the
PDP has 49.

•Mao Ohuabunwa (PDP, Abia North)
•Theodore Orji (PDP, Abia Central)
•Enyinnaya Abaribe (PDP, Abia South)
•Bassey Albert Akpan (PDP, A/Ibom
North)
•Godswill Akpabio (PDP, A/Ibom West)
•Nelson Effiong (PDP, A/Ibom South)
•Uche Ekwunife (PDP, Anambra Central)
•Andy Uba (PDP, Anambra South)
•Stella Oduah (PDP, Anambra North)
•Ben Murray-Bruce (PDP, Bayelsa East)
•Emanuel Paulker (PDP, Bayelsa Central)
•Ogola Foster (PDP, Bayelsa West)
•David Mark (PDP, Benue South)
•Rose Oko ( PDP, Cross River North)
•Gershom Bassey(PDP, C/River South)
•John Enoh (PDP, Cross River Central)
•Alfred Joseph (PDP, Delta Central)
•Peter Nwaboshi (PDP, Delta North)
•James Manager (PDP, Delta South)
•Ogba Joseph (PDP, Ebonyi Central)
•Samuel Egwu (PDP, Ebonyi North)
•Sunday Oji (PDP, Ebonyi South)
•Clifford Ordia (PDP, Edo Central)
•Mathew Urhoghide (PDP, Edo South)
•Duro Faseyi (PDP, Ekiti North)
•Fatimat Raji-rasaki (PDP, Ekiti Central)
•Biodun Olujimi (PDP, Ekiti South)
•Gilbert Nnaji (PDP, Enugu East)
•Ike Ekweremadu (PDP, Enugu West)
•Utazi Chukwuka (PDP, Enugu North)
•Philips Aduda (,PDP, FCT)
•Joshua Lidani (PDP, Gombe South)
•Samuel Anyanwu (PDP, Imo East)
•Uzodinma Goodhope (PDP, Imo West)
•Achonu Nneji (PDP, Imo North)
•Danjuma La’ah (PDP,, Kaduna South)
•Philip Aruwa Gyunka (PDP,,Nasarawa
North)
•Buruji Kashamu (PDP,, Ogun East)
•Yele Omogunwa (PDP, Ondo South)
•Jeremiah Useni (PDP, Plareau South)
•Joshua Dariye (PDP, Plateau Central)
•Jang Jonah (PDP, Plateau North)
•George Sekibo (PDP, Rivers East)
•Olaka Nwogu (PDP, Rivers S/East)
•Osinakachukwu Ideozu (PDP,Rivers West)
•Mohammed Hasan (PDP, Yobe South)
•Abubakar Sani Danladi (PDP, Taraba
North)
•Bashir Marafa (PDP,Taraba Central)
•Emmanuel Bwacha (PDP, Taraba South)
•Binta Masi Garba (APC, Adamawa
North)
•Ahmadu Abubakar (APC, Adamawa
South)
•Abdul Aziz Murtala Nyako (APC,
Adamawa Central)
•Isah Hamma Misau (APC, Bauchi
Central)
•Ali Wakili (APC, Bauchi South)
•Suleiman Nazif (APC, Bauchi North)
•Barnabas Gemade (APC, Benue East)
•Akume George (APC, Benue West)
•Abubakar Kyari (APC, Borno North)
•Ahmad Zannah (APC, Borno Central)
•Ali Ndume (APC, Borno South)
•Francis Alimikhena (APC, Edo North)
•Bayero Nafada (APC, Gombe North)
•Goje Danjuma (APC, Gombe Central)
•Abubakar Gumel (APC, Jigawa N/West)
•Sabo Mohammed (APC, Jigawa S/West)
•Muhammad Shitu (APC, Jigawa N/East)
•Suleiman Hunkuyi (APC,Kaduna North)
•Shehu Sani (APC, Kaduna Central)
•Barau Jibrin (APC, Kano North)
•Rabiu Kwankwaso (APC, Kano Central)
•Kabiru Gaya (APC, Kano South)
•Mustapha Bukar (APC, Katsina North)
•Abu Ibrahim (APC, Katsina South)
•Umaru Kurfi (APC, Katsina Central)
•Yahaya Abdullahi (APC, Kebbi North)
•Adamu Aliero (APC, Kebbi Central)
•Bala Ibn Na’allah (APC, Kebbi South)
•Dino Melaye (APC, Kogi West)
•Abdulsalami Ohiare (APC, Kogi Central)
•Abdulrahman Abubakar (APC, Kogi East)
•Shaába Lafiagi (APC, Kwara North)
•Bukola Saraki (APC, Kwara Central)
•Rafiu Ibrahim (APC, Kwara South)
•Oluremi Tinubu (APC, Lagos Central)
•Olugbenga Ashafa (APC, Lagos East)
•Adeola Olamilekan (APC, Lagos West)
•Abdullahi Adamu (APC, Nasarawa
West)
•Salihu Hussain Egye (APC, Nasarawa
South)
•Aliyu Sabi Abdullahi (APC, Niger North)
•Mustapha Sani (APC, Niger South)
•David Umaru (APC, Niger East)
•Olanrewaju Tejuoso (APC, Ogun Central)
•Gbolahan Dada (APC, Ogun West)
•Ajayi Boroffice (APC, Ondo North)
•Tayo Alasoadura (APC, Ondo Central)
•Olusola Adeyeye (APC, Osun Central)
•Babajide Omoworare (APC, Osun East)
•Isiaka Adeleke (APC, Osun West)
•Monsurat Sunmonu (APC, Oyo Central)
•Buhari Abdulfatai (APC, Oyo North)
•Adesoji Akanbi (APC, Oyo South)
•Ibrahim Gobir (APC, Sokoto East)
•Aliyu Wamakko (APC, Sokoto North)
•Ibrahim Abdullahi (APC, Sokoto South)
•Bukar Baba Ibrahim (APC, Yobe East)
•Ahmad Lawan (APC, Yobe North)
•Kabir Garba Marafa (APC, Zamfara
Central)
•Tijjani Yahaya Kaura (APC, Zamfara
North)
•Ahmed Rufai Sani (APC,Zamfara West)

hey all. my name is Christian, am 2 months old on nairaland but don't know much about it...
less I forget... am from Anambra

hehehehe.....


loading ....until it make fp

A respect film maker, Kunle Afolayan has apologized for the alleged comments against the Igbos.
The aforementioned actor accused the Igbos of film piracy earlier in the evening which have drawn attentions of easterners in diaspora including famous actress Uche Jumbo. The Lagos based man had ask for forgiveness.
some of his tweet are:

"I am a patriotic Nigerian and that I portray in all my movies. Phone swap is even more of Igbo film than any other tribe. Again. I am sorry"

"Finally, I stand to say my grievances has got nothing to do with the trending Oba's statement. It all came out of frustration. Sorry guys."


Check out @kunleafolayan's Tweet: https://twitter.com/kunleafolayan/status/585208874573103104?s=08

Billyonaire:
future suspect...

exactly

jonaa dey confuse

Take a look at a MATURED conversation between a boy of 7 year old and 10 policemen"""";

Police: where do you live little boy?

Boy: With my parents.

Police: where do your parents live?

Boy: with me

police: And where do you all live?

Boy : Together

police: where is your home?

Boy: Beside my neighbour's house

police: So where is your neighbour's house?

Boy: If I tell you, you will not believe me

police: Tell us

Boy: Next to my house....... guy



One word for the little boy

first time in history CR7 score 5 in a single match

Ronaldo smash five......two for Benzema ....one for Bale and own goal



Make I talk true, this is d most thrilling march I have ever watched

wat do you think?

Ronaldo smash five......two for Benzema ....one for Bale and own goal



Make I talk true, this is d most thrilling march I have ever watched

wat do you think?

hehehehe
very soon .....
b4 dis year runs out
una go see one cool album
but na collaboration


Airforce1 ft vodkka

Represent where u fall:

Aquarius-January 21 - February 19

Pisces-February 20- March 2

GB0Aries-March

As 19 states out of 36 states of federal Republic of Nigeria already made their voice heard with Gen. M Buhari having upper hand so far with over 2 million votes.
Dear nairalanders, do you think that Rev fr Mbaka's talk (31st night 2014) will come to reality?

at least....it cuts buhari's 1.3 million to 800'000 ....big margin still dae ooo







am waiting d original landslide in anambra ..xpectin 2million against GMB ...I trust my state lol

.APC is lying.Buhari is cheating.Osinbajo isdeceiving.Tinubu is grumbling.Brooms arebreaking.Change-slogan is ending.APCmembersdecamping.Boko Haram ending.Jega crying.Rainisfalling.Umbrella is covering.Jonathan issmiling.PDP is winning.Nigerians arecelebrating. Transformationagenda is continuing.Joy is coming...my Rhymesare still flowing with glowing & prevailing factsdangling in ur face as u're commenting, liking orreplying.Haters are weeping, abusing &twistingthe truth without sound reasoning.Lovers arejumping, clapping & liking without stoppingbecause what's happening now is what we'vebeenexpecting. We're winning & not stoppingnomatter how they're hating & frowning! Thoseseating on the fence are wondering why manyare "liking" Replying & commenting.Is itconfusing? Oh! it's amazing!Buhari is in confusion, his deception in highproportion, his perception, discrimination,disposition & expression a question ofmiscalculation 4a Presidential position:let'smake that correction with our PVCs in theelection.Osinbajo's decision to follow deception,political-perversion & wrong direction indesperation 4a vice-presidential position is anillusion & a distraction to his profession&faith-assertion.APC with agression & desperation causingcommotion wants to win election without ourdecision.Tinubu's possesion & wealth acquisitionviacorruption needs attention 4 prosecution.Jega refused resignation; in his consideration"Buhari should win the election" but when Godmakes decision to speak no interruptionorevaluation because He's beyond humancomprehension.Vote umbrella without intimidation ordistraction cos that's ur obligation forTransformation Agenda to reach completion.APC members are giving confirmation that we'rein the right direction dumping APC's gyrationfor umbrella's provision & protection.Jonathan shall win election cos it's his portionto take position in Aso Rock 4d 2nd term tillour promotion, expectation, celebration,jubilation & the North's liberation fromB'Haram's destruction comes beyond ourimagination.Fellow Nigerians, I, Xmich, saycongratulations 2u 4beleiving this informationcos ur coronation of elevation comes shortlyafter # GEJwinsTheElection


good lyric....I can rap it without playing instrumental ....#airforce1 ..ur music like dis?

words instead of works please

Since turn of the year, the major words dat you can see online and hear among average compatriots are works like
*sai Buhari
*GEJ till 2019
*GMB for change
*Transformation continues
*GMB= Goodluck moves to bayeslsa
*GEJ= General buhari enters jail ...e.t.c
All this have been raining while few have noticed that manufacturing firms/companies has taken that medium due to little or no care because the attentions of masses are towards electoral activities to start doing sh*t.

Did u know know all this while that:
1.The size of GALA has reduced
2.The thickness of VIJU MILK has reduced also
3.ORIJIN has lost its real test
4.LEMON PLUS is scarce for now
5.INDOMIE's size is reduced
6.No more TIMES TABLE at the back of twenty leaves ...e.t.c

**add yours if u have*

what did you wanting me to do....abeg where is my PVC

Try Tecno L6
#22,500
ba3 =4500mAh

best phone of d era in terms of #under 25,000 naira phones

is it her football age?

observing