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MillionDollars: Any small gud tin dat happens,, its GEJ till 2019,, kilode gan self. D day i wld download food nd money online, den i wld vote for GEJ!

Cus GEJ is the inventor of the Internet abi?

tobechi20: In my village, u don't reject gift....even from an enemy

acept d gift,don't use it. Give it to another person as gift or sel it and use d möney 4 d poor

dat gift is a seed of discord..he wants u to keep on remembering him each time u ride and keep himself always in ur mind...probably u start falling for him again and hence love him above ur husband leading to mariage break up....

NEVER RIDE D CAR

Well said.

Chanchit: I must have fu**cked a life time and my reincarnation out of the babe, so the car would be a sign of freedom, giving her away with all my heart...

Get it straight, you are at the receiving end. What will you do?

Sup folks! Was wondering Ђδω would one feel on his or her wedding day if his or her spouse ex bought them a car as present? Mature opinion please.

I want compansionship, honesty, respect, intimacy, L♥√ع, etc. Then sex wil come after marriage

Be friends wit an 'ex', what for? We broke up because we simply cannot maintain a bad friendship. Hell no i cant.

[quote author=SailorXY]buahahahahahahahahaha *stopped by LASTMA for laughing so wildly in a car* [/quot

Getting busted for reading a post?

[quote author=slimyem]^doesnt matter!
You can have a trapped in the closet experience without it being funny,crazy,unforgetable or sexy![/quote
@ slimyem, killz is just a strong critic.

Reflecting on my past just make me laugh. I dated a girl some years ago and things were very hot btw us( the romance, sex etc). The times of love making were always at their houz because i dare not bring a girl to my hous(that was then). This gf of mine used to stay wit her aunt. When her aunt and her husband were out of the houz, we become the new couple, Lol. So, one day after a mind blowing sex, her nephews were in the living room when the bell rung. Low n behold, her aunt was back from work, i quickly jumped off the bed confused wit only boxers on. "she suggested i enter the closet that her aunt were suppose to be in church, perhaps, she came to the houz to collect something( which wont take long) according to her". I entered, bt few minutes later, the closet door swung opened, i almost vanished. It was one of her nephews, standing there,his words " hushed...be very careful"(a boy who was abt age 7 then). They all went to distract their mum from entering room bt still she entered bt she didnt open the closet. 10mins later the coast became clear and i disappeared. Share yours folks!

@op, children tend to behave foolishly and the bible rightly stated that "foolishness is bound in the hrt of a child but the rod of correction will drive it far from him"prov 22:15. So some little smackin would do wonders. Just sayin! Their attitude towards everything might be very annoyin because its in their nature. You just need patience and consistency to cope wit your child. Bless of luck!

iKoksi: Good one vokious!
CoC is only required if you want to work as an officer (Deck or engine).
but for both crew and officers, Mandatory courses, medical fitness certificate, Int Passport, yellow fever, Discharge book are all required

Like someone mentioned earlier, HND/BSc is not necessary a requirement to work at sea. Work at sea is all about experience

ENTRY LEVELS (without previous sea experience)

Crew:
For Deck Crew: JOS - (Junior Ordinary Seaman)
For Engineering Crew: an Oiler or Trainee Machinist (with previous experience on any mechanical engineering, working with lathe machines, welding, fabrication...etc)
For Galley (cooking) Department: Messman or trainee cook (with previous cooking/chef experience)

Officers:
For Deck Officers (CoC required): OOW (Junio Officer of the watch)
For Engineering officers (CoC Required): EOOW (junior Engineer Officer of the Watch)
There's also a position for electricians... but for this (mostly on international going vessels), most companies with require min OND/HND in electrical/electronics engineers. Entry Level is trainee electrician.

All your choice. I'm experienced seafarer, u can ask questions if u want.
God Bless.

Thank God we have an experienced seaman here which could of help to d poster. From your comment, i get you engage in foreign trade. However, these days, most companies dont want to employ inexperience seaman and when they do, is usually their relatives which is becoming a problem for the industry. Some of these vessels owners dont care about their employee so long the ship is on steady contract. Some vessels crew dont even have the required qualifications to be onboard because of connections. Basically, i am referring to the near coastal vessels. @poster, you need more than mandatory to start a career in the maritime industry. Best of luck!

[quote author=~Killz~]Lmao @ "help" a woman married less than 4 months to escape back to her ex. Chineke!

Help to do what exactly? To carry your cross? To bear the consequences of leaping before looking?

Are you fccking kidding me? When they read you "for better for worse till death do you part" were you pinging?

Were you smoking when you said "I do?" [/quote]hahahahahaha...killz have finished diz woman ooo. *Still laughing*

blaKKy83: Plzzzz I need help..dunno hw to post new topic

observe your screen and read my friend, READ!

influential01: AM ADEYANJU AZEEZ, DUE TO MY HIGHLY INTEREST TO BE A SEAMAN,I VE ACQUIRED THE IMO STCW 95 CERTIFICATE AT RMU Ghana including discharge book from NIMASA IN NIGERIA HERE.NOW AM SEARCHING FOR JOB AS AN ORDINARY SEAMAN.PLS HELP ME TO ACHEIVE MY DREAM.

There are requirements that IMO expect all seamen to have which you have successfully acquire some. You also didnt say what you are going for: weather deck or engine. There is what is called 'certificate of competency COC' for every positions on board ships. You need nimasa medical certificate, e-passport etc. What i would advice is you should look for a seaman that would guide you like a mentor, that way you stay up to date with info. Wish you best of luck!