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festacman:
The greatest thing God has done for Mallam El Rufai is using President Tinubu whom El Rufai fought for, to put him in lonely prison cell where he will think about his life and ways and manners he has lived it.

He used to think highly of himself, his intelligence, his beliefs and his sense of bravery. He needed a little bit of humbling to reset his brain and mindset.

After this dose of travail, I bet he will become more philosophical, tolerant and humane rather than hubristic, highhanded and bigoted.

Omg I dun laff fall yakata like Ckay from Kaduna

Btw your comment is funny tho

Pootle:
picking the nose like some rare gems are in there

Hahahahahahahahhaahahaha
My chest oooooooooooo I dun laugh fall yakata

Tonyebarcanista has dust his pen, election season is here again

"Let he who has the longest ink chop the brown envelope" - Fani Kayode 1983

IamPatriotic:
If I were Atiku, I will quietly collapse my campaign structure and work for Asiwaju, so as to stand any chance in 2031 when power will officially and legitimately return to the North. Because as it stands, Tinubu will win his reelection bid with landslide.

For more Jokes text, I am patriotic to 419

Arry110:
sorry it skipped my mind totally,it’s been a lot with school and work after I got back, tried rounding this up sef but I was unable to upload pictures.
The situation in Senegal was terrible, I’ve been to over 10 countries in Africa and Senegal immigrantion was hands down the worst experience ever, they tried to extort me and other Nigerians anytime we landed and the worst part was that it was the point I chose for the take off, of my journey. I was in Senegal 3 times that’s August, went to Gambia, Cape Verde and Ivory Coast all directly from Senegal, surprisingly the only place I was escaped harrasment was the land borders

1st time I landed Senegal from Cotonou, the immigration man asked me for 50 dollars for stamping, he was so authoritative, even countries that are visa free for Nigerians ask for airport tax sometimes, silly me assumed this was one of those moments, I gave him a 100 dollar bill as I didn’t have change, he told me he didn’t have change that I should go, with annoyance on my face I refused and told him to give me the money back that I had change, that’s when I gave him 40 pounds I had tucked in my passport wallet, even after I passed passport control, at the corridor there - there’s another immigration guy wey de like gym bro, he’s asking everybody for their passport with was unnecessary as we were already cleared immigration, the man will hold your Nigerian passport and ask you to go and retrieve your luggage and come back to his desk near passport control- if I be jjc I go come de fear na, he begged for money and I insisted I didn’t have- they let me go after I stood for like 20 mins, I’m sure that 20mins they expected me to beg and negotiate but I just stood their like a mannequin.
It’s a pity that their airport is ran that way.

Sorry about your ordeal. It's a big shame Senegal is using their airport for frivolities and systematic fraud

I guess other Nigerians will learn a thing or two from your narration


Shalom

Arry110:
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OP

Wagwan?

I hope all is wella, u didn't update us about what happened in Senegal?

I guess u re busy with business, but still try talk make we learn

Shalom

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FortCavazosKnox:
Punishment for false rape accusations should be 50 years imprisonment, same sentence should go for rape!!

Imagine saying her life was "ruin" whereas she was lying

In Argentina and Portugal, they rate

Osimhen
J Alvarez
Haaland
Mbappe

As top strikers in the world right now.

If u like argue with me.

tuoyoojo:
Delta state has never voted for APC

It only because APC by the governor action of defecting

Than Jan 2027 go sweet o

200k per vote

Make APC ready o

Dear Tuoyo Ojo from Ologbo,
You are pained cos Governor Sheriff is bombarding your tribe, hence your disdain towards his personality.

Governor Sheriff is a goal, 2027 too sure

She is going to ADC I get.

Yayi of a man is a strong politician.

After Decades in Lasgidi politics, come Ogun and cornered everything

Starboytwo:
Let me look for one club and adopt

Really not cool not having a NPFL team.

In Delta State here is either Warri Wolves or Bendel Insurance we are supporting.

salbis:
In Kano this morning the pump price is 1,310 naira in the filing stations along Ibrahim Taiwo road and Sharada axis.

1,260 here is Gida Saki road, Kebbi State

Arry110:
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OP sorry about your ordeal with the said "Host"

Some women get skonkon for head. Glad u contacted Booking.com

Opposition are in disray


They are not organize

Opposition are in disray


They are not organized

Arry110:
Had burger and chips

OP happy Sunday.

Enjoying the thread so far. Don't let nairaland trolls derail u.


Keep it going

Abdulaziz Yari money too long. Ochaco dey learn work

cr7lomo:
See them...na one of them wey don go broke

Matters arising

I see the FCT minister becoming the DG of the Presidential Campaign Council of PBAT/Shettima

Solely cus of Rotimi Amaechi and Atiku.

He will do a great job

shox:
This op is a well known agbado chewing member.

Na another propaganda e wan start so.

Even animals in Nigeria wey do see two raining seasons know that power generation improves during the rainy season cos of the hydro dams go Dey full power

The OP knows what he is doing.

Created a thread without mentioning the particular area, location or state?

But electricity has improved nationwide

Hahhahahahahhahaahhaha


Zamfara government officials are all living in Nasarawa State.

Some of you are terrible, the comments

"Nigeria happened to him, Tinubu boys"


Some of una

sandra2025:
I was there last year for vacation. Nice place.
I stayed there for two nights.
Wish I could go there this year vacation with someone special.
Cheers!

I smell lies, lies

I don't even understand the news

What's going on?

2026 photos look more beautiful than 1988

I will apply for birth certificate for my daughter

The election season is here again

Propaganda has started

Samantha125:
So there are Kenyans and Ugandans on this forum? Can you mention their monikers so that I can go and start deliberately poking them?😅😅😅

Did I lie? You described yaself.

There are Ghanians, South African and Kenyans on this forum. I won't mention monikers

yinkus6750:
Governance shouldn't be a gender issue.
We had good women that have excel greater than men in certain areas in the past.
The likes of Okonjo Iweka & Kemi Adeosun have proven to be good finance ministers in the past.
Even late Dora was an exceptional leader in NAFDAC. . Late Aisha( Mama Taraba) almost win the 2019 guber election in her state.
Nothing bad in having a change .

Not a gender issue bro, but read my lips.

Leaders of Ogun n Delta State won't give governorship ticket to Ngozi Okonjo n Kemi Adeosun.

Politics is not about emotions.

My point: Some states it will be difficult for a woman to be governor.

Why in some states a woman can easily become

Shalom

Samantha125:
How certain can you be that someone is faithful though?

Because he or she could be hiding a secret phone somewhere with various social media accounts. A man can have a side family that his wife has no knowledge of same way a woman can have all her children fathered by another man aside her husband without him ever suspecting anything.

I don't usually reply Kenyas, Ugandas and South Africans on this forum.

But I will do it today.

You just described ya self.