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hypocrite.

the answer to m riddle is oko inside wet obo.

driving is not our culture - so allcars should be banned - suit is not our culture - so no more suit wearing - all should go in traditional wear - GSM phones are not in our culture - so they should be banned - Mr Biggs is not in our culture so they should all be closed down - eating fried egg is not in our culture - so it should be banned -

all hypocrites.

@Software - bush man - what is wrong in kissing in the church -

bush man devil.

i hate him because he is handsome

this is becoming too much for the so called militants - anyone who supports their tactics must have his/her head examined, just the same way the whole world is condemning terrorism no matter what the justification for it, then the same way right thinking Nigerians should condemn the people behind hostage taking and currently the attacks on Jonathan.

what is our business?

what goes inside a wet pool and comes out dry after five minutes?

Mumu - how can u say no when u meant to say yes.

A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but he refused and said "Because I don't believe you are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him. At this point the robber took his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the store with his loot. The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name and address of the robber that he got off the license. They arrested the robber two hours later.

Omata - Onitsha

talk for yourself - my man kisses me anywhere - on the bus, in church, in the toilet, in the mall, in the bathroom, in class, in the bank - anywhere.

pardon me? say again? kilewi?

@Cute

I booted him out and this made him to fail his exam - the next day he was in the exam hall - and the exam was Biology - the one he was studying for earlier - so next to him was this lady seated, and bit by bit - this lady rolls up her skirt - maybe she wrote some answers on her laps or something - u know what - in the question was one that says draw the female reproductive organ, so this my boyfriend - silly as he was, he thought the lady was opening herself and drawing on the paper, so my boyfriend calls out to the invigilator - the teacher - and he says - excuse me sir - she is copying from the original - pointing to the lady - oh men - he got booted out of the exam all - and failed woefully.

what do u mean DIY - Do It Yourself?

my main man

whats all that jagbatiti jagbatiti?

hun - its not a new thing - just know that you cant rule that out with guys - momo - take heart - the other day I caght my guy in bed with another girl - he denied it - said they were just playing - even with his pants down and the lady half dressed, he maintains they were just studying - studying what - Biology he says - cos the question ask them to draw the male/female reproductive organ - men I was shocked, the lies men tell - so just take heart. who knows what the next one will do on u?