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@4play and razzor,

Roma is Die

Roma is die

its a Red day people,




Okay dem don hussle score 1 sha, stupid De-rossi

i never actually said jaybaby should apply, Congatulations on ur wedding

@jaybaby,

it may be advisable to subscribe to these services while its still free, innit

@akin,
i no hold muki oh, i said earlier that i have enuf love.

out of curiosity sha, who be this fella?

Muki,
are u gonna post that pic or you want me to do it for you

@all intersted parties,

Since Mukina2 is reluctant to post her pic, i will have to describe her to you lot

She is 5'9, Slim built (kinda model-ish)

long legs (one of her admirers actually think its sexy)

Great smile etc etc

Basically, she has got a lot going for her, the only problem is that she's a die hard Gooner

which kinda destroys all she has, from my perspective

U dont know yicob do you. Tell him "stop" and he traslates it to "press harder"

mukina2:
please get the specs

it should be more like "post your pictures", all them boys are waiting

mukina2:
ok . .do you also need a ticha

Nah, American accent is easy, i can easily pick it up if i stay there for a few days

But whats the point in having a foriegn accent, Ull have to learn a new one as u move around different countries

i may need some seious specs cos i cant see u there.

PS: ive seen ur pic many times so u cant fake it

muki,

uve just missed lost ur chance to

Muki,
the only pic on your profile is that of some chichi boys who think they can play football

U aint one of them are U?

Madame muki,

i will teach him once i lcan speak it myself

mukina2:
wale wale wale
how many times did i call you?
your list go crash

U did not call my name, u only typed it

Last chance to get on the list, if i were you i'll consider this golden opportunity

thats impossible,
I am not the Queen am i

Seriously, How many black brits can speak queens english

we have our own black british english, innit

@muki,

enuf love for me, you wan try

Do u want me to add u to the list

fekuti:
OH yeah, juice with your boy 2pac and them

that movie was sick innit

mukina2:
ticha wale

@muki,
yicob is my personal person, he is one hell of a comedian

i need to teach him yankee accent so that he can keep giving me jokes

The only problem is that i cant speak American myself, a lil British tho

@Muki,

why are u calling me? I thot a gunner chic like u could handle herself anywhere

@segoye,
do ur thing man

@muki,

are we 4getting something here, Hello! I am the Lead-myster .

i should be the one hooking peeps up, thats my specialty. You get me

i love, sorry unlove Muki
she is jealous of my love

Muki et al,

You guys should not discourage my guy abeg, he may have come up with a potent solution to getting people hooked up

Nothing is impossible in Naija

Which one be your own now, person dey try express her feelins so we will know

even me sef i love my girl

yicob my guy, dont worry. i will teach you

iice:
Good for you and him

Exactly

ima1:
4-1-9

Cmon now,wait first now make we see the magic wey this guy wan do

The Oceans trilogy was sick, loved it.

But i u gatta give it to Scarface, Juice (anyone remember that movie?)

4 Play:
Nigeria can't be such a great place to live that millions of its citizens live outside and millions others wish to leave.Why else do you think your man came to the US in the first place ?

I think the reasons why Nigerians leave home is because starting out in Nigeria is not easy due to the bad economy.

And you know that there is a kinda status people ascribe to you once you live or have lived abroad, i strongly belive that some people back home are actually more comfortable than most in the west.

@lanegra,

Nigeria is an interesting country. you either hate it or love it. I choose to love it, to bits (statement by a Briton married to a Nigerian)

Forget all you heard about Africa i.e Aids, poverty blah blah. None of that in Nigeria, im not saying all Nigerians are well to do but U wont see none of  that stereotype Starvin Marvin u see on CNN.

if u are liberal, adventorous, fun-loving, then you'll definitely love Nigeria.

PS. i have observed most westerners and realise why they dont like Nigeria

The government is irresponsible, you will have to provide basic services like water, electricity, security for yourself (and Yes, You can)

Nigeria is a third world country, some of the things you take for granted in America are not readily available out there

Be self aware on the streets (you are responsible for your own security) this does not mean youre not safe.

Unlike the west, People you dont know will relate to you as friends and family

Your accent is different, people will see u differently until you settle in

Most importantly, dont be afraid of anything. People out there are not barbarians and theyre not gonna eat you