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neelsel:
@Walelead,
Are you chickening out on Neelsel? That's not good you know

Why would i chicken out , im just being polite like an average Brit

U know we love to be posh and not say some things out loud

Hi Coco,

i didnt call names

omo eko,

you do realise that is not a stereotype,

neelsel:
Now Walelead, tell what can a Nigerian possible do to an islander, that he or she won't be able to handle

I would rather not, the images are too graphic for some kids here

Consult your brethren for further information

this thread is viral, it is officially the fastest growing thread on
Nairaland, generating about ten replies in 1 minute

@neelsel,

cmon now, u know thats not true. or maybe ure terrified of what we cold do to Ur women

back to serious stereotypes please

i have one,

floridans like british boys

ogechi84 joined Nl today and will have to leave today until she gets a brain


@omoeko,
u know better than to follow in the steps of  baby Ogechi

@sismose
i dont speak Yoruba Yoruba   , Just joking. I am alright, u?

@4play, did u say Yaradua is dead?

@ogechi84, how old are you?

trendy:
@Walelead, strange your proofs are so crazy
the fact that he likes those kind of music proofs nothing
he is human, and he have the right to be different.

did i forget to mention that he is cute, hmn? no i did not

Mrs Denrele, i was only joking oh

what i was saying is that only whitties listen to that genre of music, then i remembered that his mom in european-ish

im not of the opinion that he is gay, i was just dissin his type of music

U know when u do smthg and peeps are like "Thats so gay", U get me

Bros Douzy, i have reasons to fear

Just like others before have done, may i also say a BIG thank you to all those that contributed to the success of the principals cup competion and all other grassroot youth football events back then.

Rev. Father Dennis J. Slattery of St. Finbarrs

Mr Olowu (heard a lot about him back then)

Principal Martins of Igbobi College Yaba and ANCOPSS

All ANCOPSS officials (All Nigerian conference of principals of secondary schools) Lagos chapter

The coach of St Finbarrs (95-2000). Too bad i forgot his name

Engr Funsho Williams (deceased)

Aliu Babs Fafunwa, national president of PTA

and of course, Dr Amos Adamu (Baba ewe of Lagos)

More blessings

i thot this thread was directed at me when i saw the topic, I fear   

Bluenubian has a thing for black british lads

THE DAY I WAS ALMOST KILLED AT ST FINBARRS COLLEGE AKOKA

I was in Jss2/3 and felt confident enough  to go watch a principals cup tie between my school (St Timothys College) and St finbarrs college at thier school field (most matches were played at Finbarrs field). The match starts at 2:30 pm and i had a class until 2:00, so i decided to have my last class and meet up with the school entourage later on since finbarrs was just a few minutes away from Timothys via Unilag shortcuts.

i arrived at Finbarrs at about 2:45 and i was shocked to find all my school mates in front of Finbarrs gate instead of being  on the field.

VERDICT: Finbarrs bouncers planned to prevent us from entering thier school premises knowing fully well that the rule states that if a team is Ten or more minutes late, then the team on field would be declared winners (walk over). Our sports coach tried his best to gain access to no avail and there was no one to inform the authorities that we were being denied access (No mobile phones in the 90's)

One of my class mates who was an ex-pelled Finberian told me of a short cut through a broken fence somewhere. We made our journey and after about 180 degrees round the fence, we sneaked in through the hole in the wall into a jungle. I was excited at least to be inside Finbars as we proceeded towards the civilised parts of the premises. In an instant flash, some monstrous looking guys in Finbarrs descended on us. We had been arrested for breaking into thier school and the fine was death. I leave the rest of the story to your imagination. I dont even remember what happened to the school team, all i know is that Finbarrs progressed on to the next level  

Igbobi story yet to come; Watchout

all black americanc can play basketball

white boys cant rap

Americans are ignorant and flahy, British folks are bookish and boring

Mixed racegirls are more attractive

White girls are easier to get

Black girls are too demanding, true that tho

it is believed that all yorubas have accent problems

Hausas cant speak proper english

@segesexy, welcome to Nairaland. More stories abeg

Didnt bother to go thru all d pages on this thread so im not sure if someone else has said this;

One popular stereotype is that Black people dont read books

i was not good enough to make my school team, mercenaries ruled the teams
all schools use mercernaries especially the big names listed above
so @whitelexxi, since you were a member of gregory's team, tell us about Mercenaries

Yes lagosians tell your stories with pride. I will still talk about the times i was beaten half dead by Finbarrs and Igbobi boys but the violence of principals cup was one of the exciting side attractions. you can be assured of a fight whenever you hear names like

igbobi college,Baptsacad, Finbarrs, Denton grammar school ebute mettea, Ago egba
Cms grammar school (and all the schools in their big compound)
Jubril martins, Anwarul islam, Zumratul islamiya, Birch freeman
saka tinunbu, ansarudeen, Angus memorial in Somolu,

In Ogun state,  we have Adeola odutola, Ijebu Ode grammar school, Muslim college (MUCE), baptist boys etc

@shinor, u are very correct. my mum was an ardent stationary stores fan. all Lagosians  support stationary stores while the Ibos support Inwayanwu national, so watching both teams play is like watching Man U vs Arsenal. She used to tell me stories of events that happened whenever they played against the  Inwayanwu National of then.

i remember one of those abusive songs about Inwayanwu:

won nke bi Ologbo, Inwayanwu (miauw), won ma nke bi ologbo Inwayanwu

They are crying like a cat, inwayanwu (Miauuw), Oh Gosh, theyre crying like the cat, Inwayanwu (miauw)


I guess she influenced my love for supporting football.

@riff raff, na ur mouth dem go hear say Arsenal poison Tottenham

I no dey there oh

@kitaun, no vex. U know i am not frequent in the sports section as it werr. maybe Seun needs to be aware and delete some dormant threads.

sisimose:
nothng wrong with liking the Corrs they have a wide following by men all over the world, especially America.
Guys leave derele alone

@sisimose, i was just joking . I am of the opinion that he is straight but weird

But truly, how many Nigerians listen to pop rock? Although Denrele's mum is european sha. She must have influenced his liking for that genre

we need to keep praying, our form is dodgy, our players are injury prone. i hope it happens sha, at least that will restore the pride i lost when Ghana mauled Nigeria.

Today i reminisce on the Principals cup competitions in Lagos

I forget not the strong contenders in lagos Mainland, the likes of St Finbarrs college, Igbobi college and Cms Grammar school. I remember how St Finbarrs used to be one of the best, even tho they cheated sometimes. The only school that could take on Finbarrs were the lowly Akoka high school and St Timothys College.

Those were fun times. Anyone with any vivid memories?

Razzor,

Man U is in bad form, but they're still whooping asses. ironical isnt it?

what would the case be if we still had Ruud, perhaps beckham and Mikel too

oh boy, See gunners dey vex here oh. When we tell u guys to support better team, una no dey hear word.

To think that Sports entusiasts like Razzor, Kitaun and Mukina2 support arsenal, its not too late to join the Big boys sha

consider it

so Ruddie is a Red devil, Safe brov

im not sure of a treble, all i want is that we prevent chelski from winning the premiershipa third time