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@ashala.
let me clarify smthg before someone comes here to shoot me. When i said take advantage, i did not mean use em and dump them ooooh. I meant calmly take your pick from the lot. Safe

MyPeace:
Dreamer!!! its day please wake up

Why is it always Ok for girls to say they are recievin unwarranted favours from boys, and we are not allowed to say the same

@ashala,

A time comes in a mans life (Age 25-30) when girls swarm around you or rather it becomes very easy to get  a lady's atention. I describe it as "open heavens" period because i think it is a divine act. It is God's way of paying us men back for the hard times we've suffered in the past ( Ages 16-23) 

Take good advantage and choose the best one before the heavens close, it wont last forever

@kitaun,
U know every

@Ruddie, na true now

I also used to wish i could go watch Julius Berger FC play at Onikan Stadium, but i was too young to go alone

But i made up for it by watching them train at Unilag sports complex or Loco fields

As long as i get to shout and sing abusive songs with my fellow patriots, ill pay any amount.

PS: a football match is the only place i get to show my wild side, no amount is too much abeg

@constantin
Brov, where is your faith in your country? Remember there are business minded entrepreneurs in Nigeria still

And for the record, we are not that uncivilized as to go and scoop ice block from a private property, I hope

Lagosians, please show pictures abeg

U know what Adenrele is gay, Period.

Maybe not sexually, but musically. I mean, what kind of black man  listens to pop rock music

Only a gay guy would love a group like the Corrs 

Corrs website: http://www.thecorrswebsite.com/index2.htm

In the words of Denrele himself:

His favourite Corrs artistes
andrea, she is too gorgeous for words/a sex siren and her voice?gosh!tingles my skin.

Other artistes he likes:
The Corrs,the corrs,jennifer lopez,kelly clarkson,pink,destiny child,ciara,anastacia,lenny kravitz,and more of the corrs!

reference:  http://mb.corrsonline.com/member.php?userid=8370

if a guy likes all these gorgeous girls and we call him gay, then i guess all boys are gay


@fatliar, because we called some kids gay in secondary school does not mean they are actually gay. we were quite young and stupid back then remember.

@factorchic, what a nice story.

I  had some wonderful teachers in my years in school in Nigeria and some not very nice ones, but i have never had the opportunity to meet them again later in life. I hope i get a chance to say Thank you soon enough.

But i do have a story that may tickle your fancy, this person is not supposed to be a teacher but more of an educational/professional mentor. Hope you like it.

I was just completing my National diploma and like most students decided to take on an internship programme at NNPC Towers Abuja. My Dad had worked at the oil giant's Lagos headquarters for most of his career life so i had no doubts about being accepted. My acceptance letter instructed me to report to one Mrs Irene Kalu-Osagie (name changed) at the Group Personell department. With anxiety flowing in my veins, i sheepishly reported to the Not-so- decorated office to start what i hoped would be a major educational and challenging experience. I was wrong.

My mentor had been away in London for 2 weeks and would not return until another two. I was quickly assigned a seat next to (Yer, You guessed right) the photocopier, and in a few days i was already an experienced photocopy "attache" (corporate slave).

Two weeks later,my mentor arrived after much merriment by the other junior employees. she was the direct opposite of what i had expected; short, proud, rude and a bitter choleric.

For half of that day, she acted like she did not realise that i was an animate object. For most of my time at the Towers, i was degraded to photocopying,doing dishes, buying Moi-Moi and other silly errands. I remember she refers to me by many ludicrous nicknames not even bothering to know the person in me, I was just one of those attaches that they take advantage of as far as she was concerned. i did not learn one thing (except operating photocopiers) through out my time.

i also remember how she would boast about her husband's catered apartment and chauffer driven cars in London, and the food, the weather, the bla bla.

When i told her i was leaving cos i had gotten admission to a British university, she was shocked; twas until then that she bothered to talk to me as an individual and realised that my Dad was a retired colleague.

i saw her on the High road in North London 2 years back and i thot it would be nice if went and accross to pay obeisance. i greeted her warmly and promised to stay in touch, Did not.

It turns out her husband was not that rich after all, he is managing in a council flat in Nortumberland park.

so some people actually believe this heart-break story There's a lot y'all need to know about Gamine

yicob:
@ gamine, yeah lets get serious about d whole thing. So what the qualifies you want in your man?

When i stll dey alive oh, this Yicob guy no even dey fear face

@fakande,

i dont get your point, I dont think anyone will post this topic just to confuse us

do u mean there is no ice rink at the said venue?

Have u actually been there or u just choose not to believe the story?

Elucidate please

But some people know him just as much as he knows himself u know

i think it is pointless to advice people not to post their picture just because of future employers

Common sense and a good moral upbringing should tell any sane person  not to upload or posses  nude pictures anyway, except they are in the business

There are consequences for every foolish act, not only as regards future job prospects

And u ferlie, stop going about threads exhibiting your stupidity. Do that at home

Denrele is not gay, hes just weird

he's always been girly since he was young but that does not mean he is gay. If i quite remember, he is a methodist church-boy and his parents were quite strict christians so i cant imagine him deciding to be gay
all his effizzi is just for popularity
He probably has a girlfriend but he'll not announce it because he is gaining attention from this gay thingy that sorrounds him

@yicob, no hating but aint that the lyrics  to John Legend's Ordinary people

Plagirising is punishable u know

And Kitaun is unusually away since yday, i smell a rat

uspry1:
Do you believe Jesus who died for your sin? If yes, then apply to read the bible scripture: Proverbs 3:5-6---then pray daily. Your man will come to you unexpectedly sooner than you think.

If this guy is a pastor, then he is definitely good> If not, you should consider becoming a Babalawo. I swear youll make millions from fortune telling

"I JOKE Pastor"  

Baba Kit, come explain yourself

@munai, thanks for taking time to butress your point. advice taken

Ironical isnt it, America still believes in moral values I thot they lost that decades ago

@munai, your comments sound sensible but i have one problem with it, what do you define as an "uncompromising picture" ?

are u referring to nude pictures? I believe people can do whatever they like with thier own pictures

Does anyone know if i can get a cheap flat in Erebus drive, , Londoners abeg hook me up

There's no better place to live

whitelexi:
How u dey? You still no wan arrange this our hook up? Manchester boys too dey fear london boys

I no dey 4 manchy oh, I be Londoy bwoy. We don do 2 get-togethers already but maybe something fit come up  again this summer. But this time na special invitation e go be, i get like 10 names for my head already and i think thats enough. The information will be classified, i.e No much details on Nairaland. Safe

lioness:
i need an award

@lioness, stop being greedy. Aint u the queen of the jungle already?

BTW, long tyme no c

I been plan to use British, but now wey england sef don loose. Im Stateless

Abeg make we no talk about that match again

The cold wey catch me no be small, u had to see me running from the stadium

I called in sick but my manager did not buy it, he knew about the match

Luckily for me, the Ghanian guys were away celebrating so i did not see any of them. i think they are celebrating at EKUbanz club Tottenham on Friday

The weather helped too, if it was summer, they would have been drumming on the streets

I don do am, I been wan do small shakara 

Nothing dey happen, we are together. Me i dey sleep be that

No worries bros, I go comot am.

@TOH,
thats the benefit of living in UK, we know ourselves. Innit 4play

Abi na make Nspcc catch u go better 

hey fatliar,
Did u get to take our JJC around?I saw u were the only one kind enuf to offer real help

@whitelexxi, So u don run commot Abbeywood? So thats why U no come see match for Brentford
Neways i see the fool wey dey run mad over Tonia, no mind the yeye fowl. If a Bigger boy backed up by myself, the Lead-myster could not take Tonia from U, I dont think anyone else can. Just be careful to learn from my mistake, dont get abusive with him cos it will bring u and him to the same level. Safe

@candylips,
sorry about Yday, I just had to leave. Hope U had no probs getting home. Safe

@jjummmai,
thanks, I bet ure a frequent guest there ain't U

Infact, every single eagle lost it in the second half. Even enyeama that was making fantastic saves in the first half became blind. i blame all of them. Thier only excuse may be the weather sha, cos i no go lie u. IT WAS FREEEEEZING COLD. U should have seen us all shaking like chickens in the rain

Wetin vex me pass be say my bros been get plans for some of the ghanian chics, How can u chat up a girl when u just got an ass-whooping from thier team.