Blood of Jesus!!!

yes u right and the bible say the word of God is precious than Gold psalm 19:10,
Hey dat not wot is Psalm 19:10.

May God keep us all to witness dis day

That will be very nice, if dis will take place starting from next month. God help us all

A VERY SMART YOUNG BOY?Police: Where do you live?Small boy: With my parents.Police: Where do your parents live?Small boy: With me.Police: And where do you all live?Small boy: TogetherPolice: Where is your home?Small boy: Beside my neighbours' house.Police: Where is your neighbours' house?Small boy: If I tell you, you will not believe mePolice: Tell us?Small boy: Next to my house..Describe the Boy with one word?

3 thieves were taken to court,and were found guilty,.1st thieve stole one sardine,The judge said 3yrs in prison cuz there are 3fishes inside one sardine...The 2nd thieve stole a tray of eggs,he got 30yrs in prison cuz a tray of egg contains 30 eggs...The 3rd thieve collapsed...Do u know why?.He stole a Bag of rice.

Yorùbá mothers are the best when it comes to child upbringing.

Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps:
IGBATI,
IFOTI,
IGBAJU,
IGBARUN,
IFORUN,
IFAKUN,
ILADI,
ABARA.
These slaps will make you think you were adopted.

IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly!

The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot.

IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation.

ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants.

Now ABARA is the worst...

And apart from IGBAJU, we have an advanced one which is IGBAJU OLOYI.

When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into
"auto-search"
as you'll be looking for what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps aforementioned at once!

OH! IGBAJU OLOYI...
it can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home and U will say it's in my pocket ma. Lol

God bless our parents for the good upbringing.
If you were brought-up in Yoruba land, regardless of how caring your mother was, you'd have encountered these slaps ....

I know U're laughing unless U're not a Yoruba

DEAR READER:

It’s natural for a woman’s appetite to increase during pregnancy. This is nature’s way of making sure that she eats enough for herself and her growing baby. All women should gain weight during pregnancy, while eating healthfully and sensibly. But too much weight gain isn’t good for a woman or her baby.

A woman of average weight should gain between 25 to 35 pounds during pregnancy. Ideally, a woman should gain 3 to 8 pounds in the first three months of pregnancy and three-quarters to 1 pound a week after that.

Most women of childbearing age who are moderately active require 2,000-2,200 calories a day before they get pregnant. They generally need only 300 additional calories per day after they become pregnant to achieve their target weight gain.

If a woman is underweight when she becomes pregnant, her doctor may encourage her to gain as much as 40 pounds. A woman who is overweight when she becomes pregnant should aim to gain between 15 and 25 pounds.

A good way to get needed nutrition and calories without gaining too much weight is to eat healthy snacks during the day. Fruits and vegetables, and cheese or nuts (in limited amounts) are nutritious choices.

A newborn baby generally weighs between 7.5 and 8.5 pounds. So what accounts for the remainder of weight gain? The majority of additional weight goes toward an increase in blood and body fluids and an increase in the mother’s fat stores. In addition, extra weight comes from breast enlargement, uterine weight gain, amniotic fluid and the placenta. Here’s a detailed breakdown:

Typical Breakdown of Pregnancy Weight Gain
Baby 7.5 to 8.5 pounds at birth
Breast enlargement 3 pounds
Placenta 1 to 2 pounds
Blood and body fluid increase 4 to 8 pounds
Amniotic fluid 2 to 3 pounds
Uterine weight gain 2 to 3 pounds
Maternal fat stores 5 to 8 pounds
Total weight gain 24.5 to 35.5 pounds
 

Babies born to obese women or those who gain too much weight during pregnancy are more likely to be born with problems such as neural tube defects. This may be, in part, because obesity makes it more difficult to detect abnormalities during prenatal ultrasound tests. Women who gain too much weight during pregnancy are also more likely to give birth to heavier babies. These babies are more likely to be obese as children and adolescents.

While the risks to the baby when the pregnant mother is obese are small, they are real. If you are early in your pregnancy, you’ve got plenty of time to make corrections to your diet.

Related Information: Healthy Eating: A guide to the new nutrition

Bad people,

I can't stop lafin

One of the funny way 2 greet each other nw

Hey everyone, please just say the truth about this below image.

There was a farmer who had a
horse and a goat. One day, the
horse became ill. So he called the
veterinarian, who said, "Well,
your horse has a virus. He must take
this medicine for three
days. I'll come back on the third day
and if he's not better, we're
going to have to kill her."
Nearby, the goat listened closely to
their conversation. The next
day, they gave the horse the
medicine and left. The goat
approached the horse and said, “Be
strong, my friend. Get up
or else they're going to kill you!”
On the second day, they again gave
the horse the medicine and
left. The goat came back and said,
"Come on buddy, get up or
else you're going to die! Come on,
I'll help you get up. Let's go!
One, two, three..."
On the third day, they came to give
the horse the medicine and
the vet said, "Unfortunately,we're
going to have to kill her
tomorrow. Otherwise, the virus
might spread and infect the
other horses."
After they left, the goat approached
the horse and said, "Listen
pal, it's now or never! Get up, come
on! Have courage! Come
on... Get up... Get up... That's it,
slowly... Great! Come on, one,
two, three... Good, good. Now
faster, come on... Fantastic! Run,
run more! Yes! Yes! Yes! You did it,
you're a champion!"
All of a sudden, the owner came
back, saw the horse running in
the field and began shouting, "It's a
miracle! My horse is cured.
We must have a grand party."
He called his servant, "Tunde, kill
and prepare the goat!"