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I gat your back but no go fall for kpekus

Stand wella , bro

Na now your day break?

Werey alakanri !

ValCon888:
Most likely carbon monoxide poisoning.
They couldn't fûck with the windows open.
So the man shut all the windows and switched on the AC.

And that was the beginning of the end.

Edit: Let me break it down for those who don't understand.



The SUV's engine produces a lot of toxic gases which flows through the vehicle's exhaust system.

The most common way of carbon monoxide poisoning is when the car’s AC is on and it is parked in a garage or a space with limited airflow.

The SUV’s AC intake pulls in the air which now mixes with the exhaust gases.

The carbon monoxide is odourless, so it goes undetected and slowly kills the occupants of the car.

Lies!

I remembered sleeping in my car with the AC on during one lengthy power outage for one week and nothing happened

25k

This Tribe sef una no dey tire?


No be juju be dat


Drug is bad but I’d rather do it than dealing with corpses

PAGAN9JA:
The Alaafin of Oyo Empire, Oba Lamidi Adeyemi III's body was taken over by Sango believers of the Isese Faith after Islamic rites were performed in the morning.

(As per inside sources, the body used in the Islamic rites was an effigy. This is not confirmed.)

The "Body" of the Alaafin was then covered with a traditional Green cloth to mask the white islamic wrappings. The Traditionalists then formed a circle around the body.

They later asked mourners and journalists, to leave the hall. As the remains were carried, the devotees chanted dirges and eulogies of Orisa Sango, whom an Alaafin embodies, according to Yoruba Religion.

Traditional prayers, rituals, and sacrifices were held at night by adherents of the Yoruba Traditional Religion (Isese).

The body was subsequently escorted by the Onisese to an undisclosed location for burial.

The Alaafin was a staunch adherent of the Lord Sango and attended the Sango festival year on year.

Kabiyesi has become Ebora now having joined the pantheon in the Spirit world.

May the Orisa (Gods) welcome Kabiyesi in their arms. Ase Eledumare!

Watch the videos of the entire proceedings here:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmhDoL7YYS8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pA11quLflxQ


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJzvOhId6Is


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyuLLqOxQ-Q

https://youtube.com/shorts/7kWqU3qTRyM?feature=share




IKÚ BÀBÁ YÈYÉ

“…Oyo omo Alaafin
Ojo pa sekere mode omo atiba
O b’olowo wipe k’o gb’owo
O si n ba iwofa wipe k’o ju eru sile
Ase k’o le baa di’ja
Ko le baa di aapon
K’omo oba le ri je nibe
Oyo l’o gbin agbado oran
S’ehinkule elehinkule
Elehinkule ko gbodo yaa je
Beeni ko si gbodo tu u danu
Omo iku ti’ku ko le pa
Omo arun t’arun ko le gbe de
Omo ofo, t’ofo ko le se….”

Oyo, descendant of the Alaafin
Rain must not beat the sekere
Child of Atiba
You urge the creditor to demand his pay
Yet you also urge the hireling debtor to repudiate his debt
So that conflict may ensue
For the benefit of the prince/princess
Oyo plants the ‘corn of trouble’
In another man’s backyard
That one must not harvest it
Neither must he weed it off
Child of death who cannot die
Child of pestilence who cannot be tied down by sickness
Child of calamity whom calamity cannot afflict….!



cc lalasticlala Mynd44

At the pic below: he hadn’t started bleaching yet

What a great loss to his bleaching cream manufacturers��

FengChui:
Thank God you said you listen to "commercial rap". It explains why you don't know Kay Slay. By the way, the post is not a popularity contest. I know a sizable number of folks on here might not know him. But the few of us who do rever him.

DJ Kay Slay was one of those that did music with D-Nice

Yenefer:
His full name

Frank James chukumeze

Igbos chai.

Onu ikpu Ezi dika gi !
Anumanu !

Sell your fridge and buy cartons of Odogwu bitters

Patchy1204:
Still available

I would love to be your friend, hope you don’t mind?

Patchy1204:
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5. Platform supply vessel available for sale at $900,000

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7. 1000tons self propelled barge/service boat in Port Harcourt at N110m

8. 1500mt self propelled barge available for sale at 300m in Port Harcourt
9. 13,500Mt cargo vessel in Porthacourt $The vessels are all in Lagos waters, the prices are:
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11.
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13.





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2. 5000mt tanker vessel @ $9500/day

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nice one

CruiseCity:
Now this is what I want.
Please who's knows any spiritual remedy for sex in the dream, eating in the dream and so on.
Please I need help.

My finance is attacked. Disappointment lately and setback.

Please help a brother

Bro count yourself lucky that in this hard times you’re even seeing food to eat and enjoy kpeku in your dream while we wey Dey here no see food chop and kpekus enjoy

This one dey look for person Papa wey she go suffocate


E no go better for you hm walahi aswear !

GAZZUZZ:
Alhamdulillah.....

Like I said earlier, no one steals a hybrid.




https://www.nairaland.com/7024670/stolen-vehicle-please-toyota-camry#110935363

Bro pls elaborate… why can’t Hybrid cars be stolen? Just being curious

Chai this man heard nwii in Patience Ozorkwor’s hands

How much? Does it have a remote control?

How much and what’s ur location

I believe una

She better keeps that thing away from my brothers from Ogun state or else…

SmartPolician:
How sure are we that the guy is a student? The guy is probably a hustler with incomplete papers! He knows that if he comes home, no going back again.

Whatever he likes let him be. My guy don jump and pass the shithole- period !

Let’s see his current picture. That coward cum fugitive must have leaned so much for him to have been starved of Amala and ewedu with beans and bread����

guidsy:
https://Guidsy.com

It treats or decomposes your toilet waste and converts it to water instead of storing it till evacuation time, that's why it'll not get full.

You can chat me up on whatsapp to learn more on 0902 0909 764

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I thought some say it’s converted to cooking gas�

Can I see the making… from start t finish??

Legendrysailor:
Bro abeg wetin be d real name of dis ectasy for pharmacy, and bro I hear say anafranil d cause impotency

then go for Samsu Oil

Stenewiser:
he 26 yrs old, and e get money pass your papa.

Thank God I have a father but you don’t know your father, you son of a thousand fathers


Omo ale olori buruku!

Una see small boy wey don test small money and fame

Who skul epp ?

They should go to cameroun and look for her

You never sell car, you don begin lie

Why would you say it’s automatic when it’s manual?


You sure say Na you get am?

So na which one herdsmen Dey use?