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In Nigerian politician's voice the president na mumu

HARDDON:
There he is; applying my own pill on me. Yea u didnt miss me but u didnt even let me type first b4 quoting

Hope u know what wud happen to u if i decide to stop updating because of this statement of yours?

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it was fun all tru, happy to be here.
@don keep the good work going............u are a god.

Has God called you to ministry? Though all
Christians are called to serve the cause of
Christ, God calls certain persons to serve the
church as pastors and other ministers. Writing
to young Timothy, the Apostle Paul confirmed
that if a man aspires to be a pastor, “it is a
fine work he aspires to do” ( 1 Timothy 1:1 ,
NASB).
Likewise, it is a high honor to be called of God
into the ministry of the church. How do you
know if God is calling you?
First, there is an inward call. Through His
Spirit, God speaks to those persons He has
called to serve as pastors and ministers of His
church. The great Reformer Martin Luther
described this inward call as “God’s voice
heard by faith.” Those whom God has called
know this call by a sense of leading, purpose,
and growing commitment.
Charles Spurgeon identified the first sign of
God’s call to the ministry as “an intense, all-
absorbing desire for the work.” Those called by
God sense a growing compulsion to preach and
teach the Word, and to minister to the people
of God.
This sense of compulsion should prompt the
believer to consider whether God may be
calling to the ministry. Has God gifted you with
the fervent desire to preach? Has He equipped
you with the gifts necessary for ministry? Do
you love God’s Word and feel called to teach?
As Spurgeon warned those who sought his
counsel not to preach if they could help it.
“But,” Spurgeon continued, “if he cannot help
it, and he must preach or die, then he is the
man.” That sense of urgent commission is one
of the central marks of an authentic call.
Second, there is the external call. Baptists
believe that God uses the congregation to “call
out the called” to ministry. The congregation
must evaluate and affirm the calling and gifts
of the believer who feels called to the ministry.
As a family of faith, the congregation should
recognize and celebrate the gifts of ministry
given to its members, and take responsibility to
encourage those whom God has called to
respond to that call with joy and submission.
These days, many persons think of careers
rather than callings. The biblical challenge to
“consider your call” should be extended from
the call to salvation to the call to the ministry.
John Newton , famous for writing "Amazing
Grace," once remarked that “None but He who
made the world can make a Minister of the
Gospel.” Only God can call a true minister, and
only He can grant the minister the gifts
necessary for service. But the great promise of
Scripture is that God does call ministers, and
presents these servants as gifts to the church.
Consider your calling. Do you sense that God is
calling you to ministry, whether as pastor or
another servant of the church? Do you burn
with a compulsion to proclaim the Word, share
the Gospel, and care for God’s flock? Has this
call been confirmed and encouraged by those
Christians who know you best?
God still calls ... has He called you?


www.biblestudytools.com/bible-study/topical-studies/has-god-called-you-to-ministry.html

I dont blame the governor's wife and pastor.
I blame all the churches because they caused all this.
when they worship politicians like gods

tuniski:
The NASS should not be seen like the executive where after max 2terms u vamooze . We need seasoned senators and reps to do the proper job on executive not jjc.

somehow you are right but thats if the person is performing. what I see in NASSA today, believe me we need a total flush out.

nice one but u need to write more on nnewi bros

OP, whats the differences when a PHD holder was in charge. like dey said, he is a phd holder....... I doubt am. so op we are still trying d illiterate. ..so you dont have any oda choice dan to hold on till 2019.

the way and manner at which dis UBA was distributing kerosene during his last campaign, you will think that dis guy alone is Nigeria

the governor will soon join APC, I knew how hard chime fought to make gburugburu governor when greedy ekweremmadu dont want to step down for another person to go to senate.

op what if you receive dis kind of text........

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highman10:
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DAY 4 AGAIN. 8+ ODDS.

how many days

doctokwus:
In as much as I agree that d drug overdoses,particularly the 40mg of Diazepam and Analgin may av been d cause of Adeleke's death,my question to the pathologist is this:
where and when was a toxicology or drug screening done that determined that he had overdoses of those drugs he mentioned or has his own pathology evolved to that of knowing drugs just by dissecting a corpse and viewing d blood vessels,kidneys and liver?
Drug and toxicology screening is a further specialized branch of autopsy,carried out by highly specialized labs and takes at least 2weeks for d results to come out and more if d screening is not definitive.
I am not sure there is a lab in Nigeria that performs such screening,particularly wen analgin,banned for several years is involved.

you are not sure but you done carry the matter for head........... do your research

please my fellow nairalanders in the house, I want to know if there is a sitting position for husband and wife in the church.
I went to church this morning, I was sitting at the back at a time an usher told me to move up because there was vacant chairs. I obeyed. As preaching was going on, a woman came in and sat beside me. The pastor from pulpit ordered the woman and the husband to sit properly. Both of them exchanged sit with smile on their faces. Since, I have been wondering if there is a proper way for husband and wife to sit in church.

shortgun:
We all know that the DSS under the the dullard and BMC are instruments of blackmail,propaganda, oppression and smear campaign against the opposition.

This is a man that sold kerosene to poor Nigerians at N50/l while other marketers while selling for N150/l and today he is accused of economic sabotage?

They should continue sowing the seed of discord in this country.... Until one day.

just because he sold kerosene #50 to poor nigerians and i hope u are not tryin to tell us he lost #100 each @per lit at d process..... exactly what he wanted to achieve......stupid praises. Always ask yourself questions before typing.

PDP peak milk

Even the gullible has accepted it was not a scam.
If you ever open ur mouth or type it was a scam again may amadioha combine with ogun pay u a visit.

Nnamdi kanu, recovery still on progress.

DavidTheGeek:
Hahaha oh lawd!



She just took your balls and shoved it right in your a$$!

This is what happens when you say the right thing at the wrong time and in your case probably to the wrong person.



I can't stop laughing.

Answer this questions first so we know what we're dealing with.
1. How long have you known her? (Has she friend-zoned you? Obviously she has but lets just know how long you've been talking)
2. Have you asked her out before and she turned you down?
3. Is she older than you/Is she out of your league? (Does she row with guys that are richer and have more swag than you, Does she row with a crew of big girls who are rich).
4. Why did you send the message? (What transpired between you two that led to you sending that message).

Lets be clear here, your message this one you are beeping me... I hope u are not tryin to have me...you have got to impress me before i follow you. is like jollof rice without salt, it has no taste.
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I won't give an example of how that message could look like cuz it seems some people just come in here, take an example and use them out of context and at the wrong time.

It's best to digest the things you read here, before rushing off to apply them. Don't just read page 4 and run off, start from page 0. Get the basics.

She's a girl who's got a boss balls. She knocked you out like Anthony Joshua knocked Wladimir Klitschko

very funny text from her
but to be sincere i have not seen her before.
she gave me her number on facebook.
i have only chatted with her on whaz app and it looks like she has forgotten abt d first chat becos she told me that she lost her phone.
she is veery curious to kw who is behind d phone.
I want to start a fresh
am older dan her.
when i notice that she dont kw my line again, I made up my mind to start again becos she has not met me before

Adasun:

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u where u brought low by those words



arrgh!!! Dats stupid of u. Now get ur ass up and show dat lilly slay u here bfor her. Go ahead and text her back with all manliness and u-are-still-a-small-gal-coming up altitude or do u want some help?

yea, i need help

I sent dis to girl

this one you are beeping me... I hope u are not tryin to have me...you have got to impress me before i follow you.

and she sent this

have u? it neva occured to me buh as u av said it, i considered it buh unfortunately came to a conclusion it will amount to child abuse cos u are still a kid lurking in a shadow it is neva too late, I may rethink wen u grow up....

boss please do I send message back or call and what do i type orr say. I have been tryin to get this gal for a long tym. she always call tryin to know me but sometime i wil pick and ask her to call back. For some days now i have not ans her calls nor call back.

that will only happene in AmericaNigeria

justt that? Nigeria senators very useless

gbam I do pray for them
make them bad ones die

hi, after reading ur post i told myself, guy u don mess up. please i need ur help. there is a gal am tripin for. i collect her digit from someone and i have been calling her for while now. At a point i was forced to tell her that i want to be ur friend but she declined. I contd callin her and she do pick my calls, at a time i stopped callin and she never called back. Not until dis week i start to beep her again.she always play alot but she is not givinin me d signs i want. pls help i want to have this gal.

criminalmindz:
2015 presidential election was an election of conspiracy, betrayal and falsification. Even jega was part of the greatest conspiracy nigeria democracy has ever known. Jega is a disgrace and history will remember him as the most corrupt/biased inec chairman . Apc,buhari , the 4 generals and northern elders might have written history but I assure you very soon the whole conspiracy will be exposed, jega will be disgraced to the point he will contemplate suicide. history will be re-written that the man who truly won the presidential election was never sworn in as president. Mark my words soon they will be a mighty revolution in nigeria that will shake the world.

revolution that will shake you not the world. Nigeria has never conducted any election, rigging everywhere. 2015 is not excluded. bear d lost period

konfused:
I was really touched when I saw Fayose embrace Kanu today.

For all avoidance of doubt,NK has made many ugly utterances about the yourba as a whole , but Fayose overlooked all that and sat with him today.....This clearly shows that Fayose as a man is detrabalised.

Whether he is a mole or not, action speaks louder than Voice, since he became the Gov of Ekiti, his actions alone has shown who he really is.


The Igbos in Ekiti once gave him a title "Nwannedinamba" Ndigbo. I sincerely thinks he merits that.

Also, since the inception of this regime, he has alws been on the path of justice, he is the voice of the voiceless in Nigeria.



We have 5 SE governors, senators, HOR members, but where were they today.......the most painful thing is, one way or the other, if eventually something comes out of this struggle, all these old politicians would be in the front saet claiming to have done th highest.

Our SE politicians re the worst of them all. I always point it out that our politicians are our worst enemies, cos they re the ones hindering our development as a whole.

They re all greedy opportunist.

you are talkin about someone who has decided to caught the mind of igbo people in ekiti state for the next coming election. There is only one reason to what he did. if fayose really support us he should open his mouth and tell nigga government to let us leave than playing politics with everthing that crosses his part. thank you

okowa, that one na governor

sorry ooo, which part of PDP is choppin mouth

blaming game don start!
Buhari blame GEJ Gej blame obama

i was expecting to hear from fayose spokesman, did he travel? or still dey reason how to appologise to Amechi?

Cuteamigo1:
one of the only investigative journalist I know.

others follow them