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While the world was fighting the Ebola Virus Disease outbreak and spending tons of cash trying to contain it, Jon Schultz was if I may say prepared to make good money from the virus.
Jon Schultz, a business man and his business partner Chris Hood own Blue String Ventures, an internet real estate investment, development and brand assistant firm. BSV also deal on domain names.
In 2008, Jon bought Ebola.com domain for $13,500 and six years after, precisely on 20th October, 2014, he was paid a price well over $200,000 for Ebola.com domain.
According to this SEC filing, Weed Growth Fund, a Russian company paid Jon $50,000 in cash and handing 19,192 shares of purchaser’s common stock it holds in Cannabis Sativa, Inc. which is valued at $164,000.
Cannabis Sativa, Inc. is based in Nevada and led by a two-term Mexico governor Gary Johnson. The company’s main aim is to grow its business by marketing marijuana products for recreational and medical use according to USATODAYas the world moves towards legalizing the substance.

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Akpors buys a new Automatic
BMW X6 sport. He drives the
car perfectly well during the
day, but at night the car just
won’t move at all. He tries
driving the car at night for a week but still no luck. He then furiously calls the BMW
dealers and they sent out a
technician to him. The
technician asks, “Sir, are you
sure you are using the right
gears?” Full of anger Akpors replies,
“You fool, idiot man, how you
could ask such a question, I’m
not stupid! I use D for the Day
and N for the Night.”
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Akpos’ WAEC result is Finally
Out. The following
conversation ensued between
he and his father:

Papa Akpos: Akpos,I learnt
your WAEC result is out.

Akpos: Daddy, you remember
Arthur who used to emerge
first in our class at the end of
every term ? he failed. .

Papa Akpos: That’s
terrible,what happened?

Akpors: You also remember
Izzy who used to tutor me in
the house? He failed too

Papa Akpos: what’s with the
poor performance?

Akpos: Daddy I don’t know. That’s how it is.
Even Kelvin who won the
Cowbell Science and Maths
competition failed.

Papa Akpos: so how was your
own result?

Akpos : You also remember
Osas our senior prefect? He
failed too.

Papa Akpors: (Angrily) Boy, tell
me about your own result!!

Akpos : (angrily) If all those people
failed, do you expect me to
pass? Am I a wizard?

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The following conversation
ensued between Akpos and his
wife-

Wife: Our maid is pregnant….

Akpos: That’s her problem

Wife: Neighbours are talking…

Akpos: That’s their problem..

Wife: I’m worried

Akpos: That’s your problem
Wife: They say it’s yours

Akpos: And That’s my problem..!!! So keep that your fucking mouth shut

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find something that u like to do,>
-writing
-programing- selling app and other programming stuff.
And many other thing,but do something that you know you can persist on.
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A bank manager confused with
his maths, asked his secretary
to help out, “I have $
23,000,000, what will you take
off to get 25%?”


She replied “Sir, honestly I will
take off my blouse, my skirt,
my bra even my panties”

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This fucking stuff happen between a man and his wife.

Man: my dear, it's like the light in the toilet is now automatic

Wife: what happen?

Man: when i open the door, the light came and after i urinated and close the door the light went off!

Wife: Drunk idiot! Olodo! You have gone to urinate in the fridge again, mumu!!!

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Two friend went to prostitute's house for sex.

The first one went in and come out and said
"Nna my wife is better than her"

The other one went in and come out and said
"you are right o! Your wife is better than her"

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Teacher: Why can’t you
ever answer any of my
questions?

Pupil: Well if I could
there wouldn’t be much
point in me being here!

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Teacher: You aren’t
paying attention to me.
Are you having trouble
hearing?

Pupil: No, teacher I’m
having trouble listening!

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“An abstract noun,” the
teacher said, “is
something you can
think of, but you can’t
touch it. Can you give
me an example of one?” “Sure,” a teenage boy
replied. “My father’s
new car.”

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Two boko Haram boys, Habib &
Akpo are making letter bombs.

Habib: “I’m not sure whether I
put enough explosive in this
envelope before I sealed it.”

Akpo: “Well, then open it and
look.”

Habib: “But if I open it, it will
explode!”

Akpos: “Don’t be stupid – it’s
not addressed to you!

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In a classroom Teacher asks a
student to count from 0 to 10.
Student : 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 7, 8, 9,
10
Teacher : Where is 5? Student : Yesterday I heard in
the news
that 5 died in a car accident…..
o_O

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Teacher : Who is the President
of Iraq ? Little Johnny : I don’t know Miss Teacher : You need to focus
more on your studies. Johnny : Please Miss, can I ask a
question ? Teacher : Yes. Johnny : Do U know Angela ? Teacher : No, why ? Johnny : You need to focus
more on your husband

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Teacher: Do you know Why the chicken say,
"Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?"

Akpos: He was studying foreign
languages.

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“Johnny, where’s your
homework?” Miss
Martin said sternly to
the little boy while
holding out her hand.
“My dog ate it,” was his solemn response.
“Johnny, I’ve been a
teacher for eighteen
years. Do you really
expect me to believe
that?” “It’s true, Miss Martin, I
swear it is,” insisted
Johnny. “I had to smear
it with honey, but I
finally got him to eat
it.”

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Teacher: u know the importance of
period?

Kid: Ya, once my
sister said she has missed
one, my mom fainted, dad
got heart attack & our
driver ran away.

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An old man was sitting on a
bench at the mall. A young
man walked up to the bench
and sat down. He had spiked
hair in all different
colors:green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just
stared. Every time the young
man looked, the old man was
staring. The young man finally
said sarcastically, "What's the
matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the
old man replied, "Got drunk
once and had sex with a
peacock. I was just wondering
if you were my son.

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Some updates fit kill person:
“To hair is human to forgive is
design”
“I hate guys with low selves of
steam”
“You are a blessing to your
generator” “I am a soccer for guys with six
park”.
“My BB charger is no longer
walking”
“Anybody who supports this
killings is a carnival”
“Be magnified Oh Lord, you are
highly exhausted”

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From: The Boyfriends
Association Of Nigeria To
Girlfriends
With regards to the meeting
held today, the Boyfriend
Association of Nigeria decided to go on a two months strike
starting from 1st December,
2014. This strike is not to
cause
any riot or any form of
breakup with our beloved girlfriends. We plan to use this
strike
period as a time for appraisal
and re-dedication in our
supposed relationship. During
this period, all forms of communication (formal or
otherwise) is allowed but all
form of FINANCIAL
ASSISTANCE will be put to rest.
We assure our girlfriends that
this supposed strike period, our
commitment will be 100% and
won’t be questioned, also, this
period will not, WE REPEAT,
will not pose a threat to the
relationship. Full boyfriend responsibility
will resume on the 1st of
February, 2015 to enable both
parties plan for the upcoming
valentine(14th February,
2015) . We thank our girlfriends for
their anticipated
“Good Behavior” during this
period.
Signed; Publicity secretary
BAN

A man entered a mosque
carrying a brand new smooth
machette and asked “Who is a
muslim here?” The whole mosque went as
silent as a grave yard. The man
asked again, “How can a full
mosque have no muslim?”. No
one replied. The man then grabs the nearby
young man and goes out with
him and tells him, “son come
help me slaughter my goat for
I don’t know how to do it”. After the young man had
slaughtered the goat, he tells
the man that he doesn’t know
how to skin it and that the
man would have to go back to
the mosque and get someone else to help him on that.The
man returns to the mosque
with a machete dripping with
blood. When the Imam saw this, he
immediately shouts “Praise the
Looooooooord! The whole
mosque
responds,”halleluyaaaah!!!”

Mrs. Peterson went to
the doctor: “I’m terribly
worried about my boy.
He thinks he’s a
chicken.”
The doctor asked, “And how long has this been
going on?”
“Almost a year,” Mrs.
Peterson replied.
“Well for goodness
sakes! Why didn’t you bring him to see me
sooner?”
“Because we needed
the eggs!”

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Dad: Shame on you,
Peter. Why did you hit
your little sister?
Peter: Well, Daddy, we
were playing Adam and
Eve with the apple and all. Well, instead of
tempting me with that
apple, she ate the thing
herself!

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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied " NO Never!!" Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".
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An elderly lady was well-known
for her faith and for her
boldness in talking about it.
She would stand on her front
porch and shout "PRAISE THE
LORD!" Next door to her lived an
atheist who would get so angry
at her proclamations he would
shout, "There ain't no Lord!!"
Hard times set in on the elderly
lady, and she prayed for GOD to send her some assistance. She
stood on her porch and shouted
"PRAISE THE LORD. GOD I NEED
FOOD!! I AM HAVING A HARD
TIME. PLEASE LORD, SEND ME
SOME GROCERIES!!" The next morning the lady
went out on her porch and
noted a large bag of groceries
and shouted, "PRAISE THE
LORD."
The neighbor jumped from behind a bush and said, "Aha! I
told you there was no Lord. I
bought those groceries, God
didn't."
The lady started jumping up
and down and clapping her hands and said, "PRAISE THE
LORD. He not only sent me
groceries, but He made the
devil pay for them. Praise the
Lord!"

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A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is
politics?"
Dad says, "Well
son, let me try to explain
it this way: I'm the
breadwinner of the
family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your mom,
she's the administrator of
the money, so we'll call
her the Government.
We're here to take care
of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The
nanny, we'll consider her
the Working Class. And
your baby brother, we'll
call him the Future. Now,
think about that and see if that makes sense."
So the little boy goes off to
bed thinking about what
Dad has said.
Later that night, he hears his baby
brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He
finds that the baby has
severely soiled his
diaper. The little boy goes
to his parents' room and
finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to
wake her, he goes to the
nanny's room. Finding the
door locked, he peeks in
the keyhole and sees his
father having sex with the nanny. He gives up
and goes back to bed. The
next morning, the little
boy says to his father,

"Dad, I think I understand
the concept of politics now." The father says,
"Good, son, tell me in
your own words what
you think politics is all
about."
The little boy
replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing
the Working Class, the
Government is sound
asleep, the People are
being ignored and the
Future is in Deep Shit".

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