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An old woman walked into an
antique store and looked at a
diamond necklace in a glass
cabinet. Suddenly, she let out a fart
(she polluted the air). She
coughed, trying to disguise it,
because a shop assistant was
walking by. She then called the assistant
over and asked how much the
necklace was. The assistant replied, “If you
just farted looking at it, you’ll
shit yourself when I tell you
the price!”

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A little old lady was walking
down the street dragging two
large garbage bags behind her. One of the bags was ripped
open, and every now and then,
a $50 bill fell out onto the
footpath. Noticing this, a cop
stopped her, and said, “Ma’am,
there are $50 bills falling Out of that bag.” “Oh, rats! Darn it!” said the
little old lady. “I’d better go
back and see if I can find them.
Thanks for telling me officer.” “Well, now, not so fast,” said
the cop. “Where did you get all
that money? You didn’t steal it,
did you?” “Oh, no, no,” said the
old lady. “You see, my yard is right next
to the baseball stadium
parking lot. On game days, a
lot of fans come and pee
through a hole in the fence,
right into my garden. Then I thought, “why not make
the most of it? So, now, on
game days, I stand behind the
fence by the hole with my
shears. Every time some guy sticks his
dingus through my fence, I
surprise him, grab hold of it
and say, “O.K., buddy! Give me
$50, or I cut off your thing!” Well, that seems only fair,”
said the cop, laughing. “OK.
Good luck! Oh, by the way,
what’s in the other bag?”
“Well, you know,” said the
little old lady, “not everybody pays.”

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The sahara hunger

Two christians were lost in the
sahara desert on their way to
Libya. One is David and the
other is Christian. They were
terribly dying of hunger and
thirst when they suddenly came upon an oasis with what
looked like an emirate with a
mosque in the middle. David
said to Christian “Let’s pretend
as if we are muslims
otherwise we wil not get food or drink. I am going to call
myself Muhammad Gambo”
Christian refused to change his
name “My name is Christian
and I wil not pretend to be
what I am not. When they got there, the Imam of d Mosque
received both of them well and
asked for their names. David
said “My name is Muhammad
Gambo” Christian said “My
name is Christian” The Imam turns to the helpers of the
Mosque and said “Pls bring
some food and water for
Christian only. Then he turned
to the other and said “Well
Muhammad Gambo, I hope you are aware that we are still in
the month of Ramadan? The
guy fainted.

Ananse visited his friend kofi .
Kofi called his wife and asked
her to serve them drinks. when the wife was done with
the serving, she sat down right
opposite Ananse with her legs
open. Ananse could not control
himself so he enjoyed the
view. when kofi went inside the house, kofi’s wife said to
Ananse,”do you like what you
see”? Ananse said YES. Kofi’s wife
said ,”you can have it, but it
will only cost you ghc 5,000,
and Ananse agreed so they
fixed a time, 12pm the next
day when the husband kofi, will be at work. So the next
day, Ananse came over at the
exact time and they enjoyed
themselves then he paid her.
When kofi came back, this was
what transpired between them: kofi: Honey was Ananse here
to day? Wife: [AFRAID] yes kofi: At 12pm right ? Wife: [AFRAID ] yes kofi: OHH, Ananse my good
friend, always keeping time … Wife: Honey, why do you ask? Kofi: He came over to my
office this morning and
borrowed ghc 5,000 from me
promising to bring it back to
you at the house by 12pm, so
did he bring it ? * describe Ananse*
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