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.... I was sixteen when my mom allowed me to be her love-vendor, it was a very good business until she contacted the dreaded disease HIV/AiDs, i was devastated because coupled to the fact that am an illiterate, it has been prophesied by IFA that i was never going to amount to anything in life.. So on a fateful saturday i took a knife and headed into the bush in order to end my miserable life as i was going out i heard my junior sister discussing with her friends abt their maths teacher who has been toasting her , that was the turning point of my Life, i saw in my sister the passport to the life my mother's whoredom coudn't provide me, now i was 18 then, and i have been hearing of a Male Barbie Bobrisky who specializes in producing bleaching creams at affordable rates, i got one for my sister who was formerly looking lyk our streetsweeper of a father, when the bleaching cream took effect i knew it was time for her to hit the streets and make us some money to live off.......

Y name is Tunde and i am in my early Twenties.. I was born in the slums of Makoko to a streetsweeper father and a Prostitute of a mother, i can remember thinking abt the reason why Men were always visiting mom in her room, from Papa Ade the shoemaker to Mr Emeka the ogogoro seller, it was always dirty men that patronized her but my mom never complained. She always told me that all this were necessary to keep food in the house since my dad absconded with a few of our properties. One day i stumbled upon mom's panties and i had this feeling that it would fit me.. The pantie was very tattered due to the fact that she's been wearing it since last year. When i put it on, it felt good, very good and it dawned upon me that nature has made a mistake in making me a male......

These days, since i declared my aim of contesting in the annual Miss NL pageant, i hv been getting a lot of hate mails and i fell i can't hold it in anymore.. This is my biography, the timeline of events in my life

Hadez:
I fvck your daddy too

Enybliss:
lolss i hope its not pay per view, because i cant pay to watch a warthog roll in the mud

MackBrooklyn:









Na those hin village people fault now

Hadez:
Pm sender

Hadez:
Boring. I like the comment Sha. Keep coming

Hadez:
Always giving an excuse whenever her grammar is wrong. Incorrect Olodo.
Your face is ugly, attitude is ugly even grammar is ugl-ee

Enybliss:
hahahahaha Warhawk nawao

Hadez:
Bullying me because I didn't reply your pm. Continue so by the time I show my credibility you will lose yours and you will be ashamed as I take up the crown

MackBrooklyn:







[size=25pt]My Nigga!!! [/size]

MackBrooklyn:






I tire OoO. No be say the girl wey he use do his DP fine sef OoO, everything na still washing and setting na





Lol, you can start using it on this transgender [color=brown][b]_Faggot sef
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Smallville10:
I forget to call my family members...
TRAPHEDGES QUEENSUCCUBUS PRESH900 KISSCHRIX JARIZOD SINAJ (where dis girl dey sef, e be say school exams don dey purge am) KHIAA AUNTYTANIA

coolknight:
is this not vizkiz the olodo of Mr Nairaland 2016?go and ask for refund you are not a graduate.you type like tout like stfuareyougod prettythicksme thug boyfriend.

herzernIsHere:
Mr Bureau De Chanqe ...

Did I put your mouth??......izz like you lack home training.....

Mr OluwaMyñd44.....ban this home-traininq deficient niqqa jhur.....

makydebbie:
ekuze me

KissChrix:

herzernIsHere:
100 Zimbabwean dollars dear....

makydebbie:
Every Sunday

herzernIsHere:
You totally marked me off.....
Am I that off-track??....

Azerbella:
Why do you assume that i am a guy... because your female progenitors were set of" uneducated, other room women?"Lol

Scumbag whose only life ambition is to stravage around on nairaland seeking rectum-possessing males to strike his numb, virus-infected phallus against.

Count your stars lucky that i have an important issue to attend to now, else you would curse the day you came across my moniker.

Bedraggled offspring of an accursed ancestry!

PS: If you look hard enough, you will know who i am

Kingjude1:
[size=20pt] #MNGA [/size]

Gladiator1:
Hehehe. We need shots of those evidences again

Gladiator1:
Bruh, that dude doesn't deserve d tym u're allocating to him... Buh how true z dat statement of him being QUEER?

CentaurXV:
How much more gullible can you get?
I will tell you one last time. I am not a jambite like you. I have passed that stage a long time ago.
Desist from being stupid.

MzLarem:
Warhawk, please change the topic to "Grammar thread for beginners"

BTW,Seun should create Grammar section so all this people will move there.

CentaurXV:
This is a mistake you should not have made, dumb illiterate. I am as straight as Trump.
I only aimed to correct you and derail this thread which was a success.
But your pain caused you to act like the dimwitted, conceited, serpentine, hypocrite you always were.
You think as an "oaf" thinks.
Our level of reasoning can never be matched together as yours is to a "fool" and mine is to a "god".
Now go and sin no more brat!

MackBrooklyn:









Presh, ah swear you no well OoO. This shît is damn funny

KissChrix:
Sorry, but I have to do this

madt man