These days, since i declared my aim of contesting in the annual Miss NL pageant, i hv been getting a lot of hate mails and i fell i can't hold it in anymore.. This is my biography, the timeline of events in my life

Y name is Tunde and i am in my early Twenties.. I was born in the slums of Makoko to a streetsweeper father and a Prostitute of a mother, i can remember thinking abt the reason why Men were always visiting mom in her room, from Papa Ade the shoemaker to Mr Emeka the ogogoro seller, it was always dirty men that patronized her but my mom never complained. She always told me that all this were necessary to keep food in the house since my dad absconded with a few of our properties. One day i stumbled upon mom's panties and i had this feeling that it would fit me.. The pantie was very tattered due to the fact that she's been wearing it since last year. When i put it on, it felt good, very good and it dawned upon me that nature has made a mistake in making me a male......

.... I was sixteen when my mom allowed me to be her love-vendor, it was a very good business until she contacted the dreaded disease HIV/AiDs, i was devastated because coupled to the fact that am an illiterate, it has been prophesied by IFA that i was never going to amount to anything in life.. So on a fateful saturday i took a knife and headed into the bush in order to end my miserable life as i was going out i heard my junior sister discussing with her friends abt their maths teacher who has been toasting her , that was the turning point of my Life, i saw in my sister the passport to the life my mother's whoredom coudn't provide me, now i was 18 then, and i have been hearing of a Male Barbie Bobrisky who specializes in producing bleaching creams at affordable rates, i got one for my sister who was formerly looking lyk our streetsweeper of a father, when the bleaching cream took effect i knew it was time for her to hit the streets and make us some money to live off.......

... When i saw that my sister's line of business was not making money , i joined her in the trade in the guise of a woman and lured unsuspecting males to Bleep me, needless to say i enjoyed it.. I was surfing the net one day with a customer's phone when i heard of the Miss NL beauty pageant and knowing that with my disfigured face, i didn't sand a cjance of winning in the male category, i now created an account named HADEZ and used my scrawny looking sister as DP, and started to bide my time . So here i am please vote for me , i really need that #50k to eat cc. Mackbrooklyn, enybliss,mzlarem,Jarizod,dauntless15, Kisschrix,lawlahdey,smallville10,juicylucy,Cashmoney02

stop spamming nairaland with dots Oga

Warhawk:
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Laveda:
I think one should start paying for every thread created.

Papikush:

Laveda:

Hadez:
After following me, sending pms and trying to toast me but I rejected be went around creating threads for me even his location is HADES. The Loser can't take rejection

Hadez:
After following me, sending pms and trying to toast me but I rejected be went around creating threads for me even his location is HADES. The Loser can't take rejection

You know the drill


Proof(Preferably pictures) or.....

Hadez:
After following me, sending pms and trying to toast me but I rejected be went around creating threads for me even his location is HADES. The Loser can't take rejection

KissChrix:


You know the drill


Proof(Preferably pictures) or.....

OBTSubtle:



Hadez is actually female and she's my Bitçh..


I have her number and we talk often....


Believe me.. She screams when she cums.. She literally runs down the mountain when she cums..

Dafuq!!!
Cc: Quethomosel!!!

QueenSuccubus:



Damn! I was late... I didn't catch the fun on time..

makydebbie:
Is this necessary?