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Politics › Re: What Jonathan Told Buhari On Phone by watered(m): 9:18am On Apr 03, 2015

RomanceLander:
So what's your point? Are you still looking for typo errors to correct again.
Haven't you already had enough of your 5mins fame

So that act of mine yesterday reach you for marrow like this? Girls na wa o! Na everything una dey take crest for heart.

Better come off it.

Politics › Re: What Jonathan Told Buhari On Phone by watered(m): 8:51am On Apr 03, 2015

RomanceLander:
I'll remember that.

How best can you remember this?

Politics › Re: What Jonathan Told Buhari On Phone by watered(m): 8:38am On Apr 03, 2015

RomanceLander:
Well who ever forged this story Is a good comedian.
Funny!

I am.......on you grin

Phones › Re: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by watered(m): 2:47am On Apr 03, 2015

Akell:
If only you were a lady...

Chairman, if you can pls do it forget about my gender.

Phones › Re: Blackberry 10 Devices Home: Z10, Q10 Etc by watered(m): 1:46am On Apr 03, 2015

I'm patiently waiting for that person that will dash me a BB Q10. I love that phone die

Computer Market › Re: Laptop For Sell At Cheapest Rate... Hp Pavilion by watered(m): 1:09am On Apr 03, 2015

How much and where is ur location? Don't u have a contact ni?

TV/Movies › Re: NTA And AIT Now Praising GMB!!! by watered(m): 1:03am On Apr 03, 2015

chibwike:
Yes he woned the election

CHISOS!!! He woned the election.

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TV/Movies › Re: NTA And AIT Now Praising GMB!!! by watered(m): 1:02am On Apr 03, 2015

slimzypink:
please did Buhari win the election

No he did not win but he DEFEATED Jonathan

Politics › Re: Lol...youths In Bauchi Hold Mock Burial Procession For PDP (photos) by watered(m): 12:18am On Apr 03, 2015

Even with the cross; the symbol of Christianity. Some people will just provoke God, it seems these wagon of backward idiots have forgotten about Abacha and Yar'adua in a hurry.

My God is a consuming fire. E go be una like say una dey for movie.

Education › Re: Excellent Primary School In Abuja For Special Needs Child by watered(m): 12:13am On Apr 03, 2015

amenamen1010:
Hello nairalanders,
Please can you recommend good primary schools for a child with special need?
Mainstream school ideally with SEN services
Anywhere in Abuja
This will be much appreciated.
Thank you!

I do not know of any in Abuja but I know a nice one that exists in Jos, Plateau State at Liberty Boulevard, Millionaires quarters.

Family › Re: 19-year-old Boy Impregnates Mother While Testing Love Charm by watered(m): 11:43pm On Apr 02, 2015

Make she kuku born the pikin

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Family › Re: 19-year-old Boy Impregnates Mother While Testing Love Charm by watered(m): 11:43pm On Apr 02, 2015

Make she kuku born the pikin

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Politics › Re: Buhari's Certificate With The Nigerian Army - Senator Afikuyomi by watered(m): 11:41pm On Apr 02, 2015

Destiny can be delayed but never denied

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Romance › Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by watered(m): 3:11pm On Apr 02, 2015

binarymachine:
are u this jobless? can't u jus concentrate on the story rather than her spelling and punctuation? check well now, u wrote WAEC three times cos of English. smh!

Where this retar.ded swin.e run comot from? Bros better enter your piggery rest else...

Politics › Re: PDP Governors Visit President Jonathan (Photos) by watered(m): 1:49pm On Apr 02, 2015

See their faces... Even the fat one that misled him. Chai some friends are wicked o!

See dat small one that is owing salaries and won't pay. He has even positioned his relation for the seat of governor but the truth is that he is not winning at all. Let him proceed to the senate where he will become a minority member.

The tree has fallen and all the birds have flown away

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Politics › Re: Picture Of President Elect With His VP In Office This Morning by watered(m): 1:43pm On Apr 02, 2015

ferhyntorlah:
Ofcourse, that's a sure banker! Did you guys notice refurbished newsroom? So the money was there along? Change is here to stay. We want NTA to compete with the likes of BBC and Aljazeera.

We know about the corruption but I meant saying if I were GMB I'll greet that arm of the media with sack letters and retirements on assumption of office.

Politics › Entertainers And Misinformed Endorsement by watered(op): 1:40pm On Apr 02, 2015

Fellow compatriots it is no longer news that Nigeria's democracy has set the pace for other nations if not the world to follow. The recently concluded Presidential elections that saw General Muhammadu Buhari of the All Progressives Congress defeat the ruling party's candidate.

Prior to the keenly contested election, different groups both known and unknown, genuine and in genuine emerged to endorse the incumbent president of which most Nigerians know that it happened because of the pay they will get.

Of great concern to me that spurred this topic was that of Nollywood actors/actresses and musicians. Some of them dared to openly talk ill about the president-elect, some didn't stop there as they went ahead composing songs and making appearances on various TV stations to show their support for the soon to become erstwhile president.

Now that the deal is done, what will be their fate because they have tinted their personalities as well.
I remember these faces on AIT; Mike Ezuronye, Segun Arinze, Ini Edo, Asu Ekiye and others. Please feel free to add yours so that we can educate our teeming entertainers about the dangers of getting involved in partisan politics.

Celebrities › Re: Photos: Maheeda Changes Mode Of Dressing As Buhari Wins Election by watered(m): 1:26pm On Apr 02, 2015

Tallesty1:
On The Seventh day while God was resting the devil created Maheeda.

Such a hilarious statement...

Politics › Re: Picture Of President Elect With His VP In Office This Morning by watered(m): 12:18pm On Apr 02, 2015

ferhyntorlah:
THOU ART MEAN man! But on a jovial note, phahahahahahahahahahaha. My dad said the same thing about the turn of events on NTA. Everything was about GMB at 9pm news.

NTA really confirmed to the Nigerian populace and the international community that they lack credibility.

If I were GMB, I'll use the APC's broom to restructure NTA

Romance › Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by watered(m): 12:07pm On Apr 02, 2015

RomanceLander:
LOLzzz

i have been hearing of bus romance since but i just experienced it today... So funny what guys can do in a public transports.

I was at the park yesterday returning from my travel,(because you anticipated post election violence but God disappointed you) i came close to the bus to inquire if it was already occupied and fortunately there ~~was~~ were still some spaces left. I noticed this guy standing just outside the door, little did i know he had his own intentions. i left, got my ticket and came back and he was still there. i ~~Entered~~entered and sat close the window and immediately the guy followed, he kept his bag beside me and told me he was going to seat there. OK no 'P' i told him thinking he was like all these guys who are very cautious of their sitting positions in vehicles during travels (front seats and extremes).

After some minutes our bus left, the bus was very noisy shaa people talking about elections and stuffz, i didnt want to join so i pulled out my phone and came online.
Next thing I noticed this guy seemed restless - changing positions constantly in an ~~unconfortable~~uncomfortable manner,i thought he was an amateur pick pocket, I never knew it was this perfect opportunity he was seeking, how could it not be right ; with the way i was sitting, the noise in the bus and the constant gallops we fell in.
He was coming nearer ~~untill~~until his shoulder was touching my br**** ( i was sitting in such a way that my right arm was leaning along the back rest of our ~~seatrow~~seat row and was pressing my phone with the left one.

I pretended i ~~didn't~~didn't know ~~what's~~what's up, gosh with every gallop we fell this guy would rub his shoulders against my br**** and he seemed to be enjoying the journey and maybe pretending he didnt know i'ws aware.
I was codedly monitoring the guy and minding my phone only to see the guy already had erection.
Gossshhh i couldnt laugh, it was so funny and embarassing. I had to bring down that arm and use it as sheild... the guy noticed and also felt embarassing. lols

Uptill now i dont know i wasnt angry, just felt funny!!!
Quite a long journey tho
PLEASE SHARE YOUR OWN EXPERIENCES

I even got tired of correcting your spellings... Please improve on your use of punctuation. Nice story though. 35%

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Romance › Re: Romance in the bus ..... Guys and their tactics by watered(m): 11:59am On Apr 02, 2015

It takes two to tango, swear it that you didn't enjoy it.

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Education › Re: Rivers Students Cries Out Over 6 Months Unpaid Allowances by watered(m): 11:48am On Apr 02, 2015

akereconfi:
bros naa waa o. E never reach that level naa shoooooooo

Doz guys no knw say dem send dem on modern exile grin

. If dem like make dem no find dia way come back or better still fend for themselves.

Politics › Re: Picture Of President Elect With His VP In Office This Morning by watered(m): 11:43am On Apr 02, 2015

godoluwa:
may God bless u. no mind those senseless people saying GEJ has no choice. what we need now is prayer & nt condemnation. PEACE

Amen my brother and God bless you too!

Politics › Re: Picture Of President Elect With His VP In Office This Morning by watered(m): 11:41am On Apr 02, 2015

DonBobes:
Useless TV station of d year award goes to them.

Politics › Re: Picture Of President Elect With His VP In Office This Morning by watered(m): 11:39am On Apr 02, 2015

IYANGBALI:
leave them we are going to sweep that place clean. One of us from nairaland will be made the new DG. Seun would have been tipped for the post but he his busy managing Nairaland,Mukin2 no dey get time because of Arsenal,rokiatu still dey secondary school,eleko1 is a member of PDP,borntofok no go allow their female staff to work,muguliciousMUGU na taxi driver him no go school,tyconceps is heavily pregnant,michaelsokoto won't leave his suya work at sokoto to be DG and you no get certificate like me and Seun,so maybe you suggest who you think we can nominate to represent us there

Barcanista too just go fall his hand with PDP. I know APC's broom will visit NTA in d coming months

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Politics › Re: Picture Of President Elect With His VP In Office This Morning by watered(m): 11:37am On Apr 02, 2015

Bolosiye:
Nigerians with mouth. Abeg no take laff put hole 4 my belle oh!

Honestly as I watch the thing no be small vex catch me. Na dem talk say him no get cert, now again dem say him get come dey even put videos and pictures of schools wey him attend.

Its just so annoying

Celebrities › Re: See How A Lady Dress On Her Wedding Day. by watered(m): 10:40am On Apr 02, 2015

rubey:
Sexy!

I checked ur profile to see ur photo after which I held my peace because I now know why you said "Sexy!"

Celebrities › Re: See How A Lady Dress On Her Wedding Day. by watered(m): 10:38am On Apr 02, 2015

All expensive and valued minerals are found very deep and great toiling is required to find them.

The cheap ones are found easily and anyone can see them without any stress. Example: this photograph on display

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Romance › Re: 5 Hottest Girlfriends Of Top Nigerian Music Artists by watered(m): 10:31am On Apr 02, 2015

Make una upload my girlfriend too.

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Politics › Re: Picture Of President Elect With His VP In Office This Morning by watered(m): 10:26am On Apr 02, 2015

jacabi:
I still dey think say wetin AIT fit use to clean demself

Na their own bad pass.

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Politics › Re: Obama Phones Jonathan And Buhari- White House by watered(m): 10:18am On Apr 02, 2015

Is Abati still relevant?

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