₦airaland Forum

This is what happens when PDP refuses to give me what they gave to barcanista

Where are the Jonathanians and saTANists chanting GEJ till 2019?

I kept shouting that PDP should give me what they gave to barcanista but no one listened to me.

Gani Adams, Olusegun Mimiko, Musliu Obanikoro and Femi Fani Kayode couldn't deliver their wards as APC dazed them.



There is still hope for guber race. PDP should give me what they gave to barcanista.

That's arrant nonsense! As a Federal lawmaker he should mobilise his other 'representathieves' and 'sedators' let them pool resources to uplift the plight of these people and not shedding crocodile tears.

I'm out of words!

Booked I'll be reporting from all television networks until PHCN fails.






Gen. Buhari just got accredited and he has left his polling unit.

Accreditation is yet to commence in Otueke (8:47am)

2.9million voters in Katsina and 2.6million PVCs collected.

Jonathan undergoing accreditation at his polling unit in company of his Mother and Mrs Faka at Unit 13, Otazi play ground in Otueke (9:20am)

GEJ's accreditation has taken upto 6mins and he is still undergoing the process

PEJ undergoing accreditation now (9:27am)

GEJ hasn't been accredited uptill now and he is still standing. (9:35am)

The card reader at GEJ's unit hasn't accepted his card or that of his family. Question: why won't they allow someone else try, must GEJ be the first?

NIGERIA DECIDES 2015: Fellow compatriots, this year's election will make or mar the opportunity to chart the affairs our nation to greater heights.

I therefore call on all well meaning Nigerians to exercise their franchise void of any sentiment whatsoever. Vote the candidate of your choice out of your own conviction and not compulsion because your vote is your power.

Above all let's pray for a peaceful election as we anticipate the lead contenders to accept the results in good fate.

#UseVoteNotViolence

NIGERIA DECIDES 2015: Fellow compatriots, this year's election will make or mar the opportunity to chart the affairs our nation to greater heights.

I therefore call on all well meaning Nigerians to exercise their franchise void of any sentiment whatsoever. Vote the candidate of your choice out of your own conviction and not compulsion because your vote is your power.

Above all let's pray for a peaceful election as we anticipate the lead contenders to accept the results in good fate.

#UseVoteNotViolence

CR77:
Wicked generation

God have mercy.

APC Ritual Party

na only APC abi? Keep it up!

barcanista:
looking at the trend I doubt if the voting pattern in the SW, NE and NC will be anyway different from that of 2011. The only difference will be that Buhari will get more votes in SW and NC than he had in 2011 but Jonathan will still win the regions. The NW has been traditional Buhari slaughter ground except Kaduna where it is usually 51-49 in favore of Buhari(Thanks to the Southern Kaduna Christian Population). The election will come and go and Jonathan will again be re-elected. The Reality on ground favors him.
https://nigerianmuse.com/images/Presidential_poll_Nigeria_2011_regional_map_of_winners_large.jpg

barcanista give me what PDP gave you. We are few hours away from tomorrow.

Ishilove:
What do I look out for in a man?

Physical Appearance: I'm not too keen on physical appearance. Just be neat and well groomed, no mouth/body odour. I remember about eight years back, in my undergraduate days, one nigga came a'toasting. Sweet Jesus, how his breath stunk.

Tall, well built, dark complexion with very thick lips, the kind my Yoruba brethren will call 'ete jumkpai' or 'etelombolo'. When he opened his mouth to start the toasting, my eyes watered, my nostrils flared and I almost passed out as waves upon waves of dizzying mouth odour washed over me. I was traumatised for weeks.

There's something called mouthwash, guys. It helps alleviate gangster halitosis. Seriously.

Deodorants help too. Don't approach a lady smelling 'mannish'. You know that man smell; a combination of armpits and sweat smell. Rather unpleasant.

Guys, Nivea deodorant is just 350 naira. Abeg!

Finance: Money isn't everything. Just have a stable source of income. Shove your big dreams and empty pockets up a rat's raggedy buttocks. STABLE source of income is what will reassure a lady. You don't have to be a millionaire, but have something that will ensure your family don't die of kwashiokor because they are forced to drink garri 24/7.

Spirituality: I speak for myself alone. I want me a prayer warrior. It is important your partner knows the things of the spirit,and does not leave the weight of spiritual responsibility for you to carry alone.

Character: Respectful and responsible. A verbally abusive man is a no-no for me. I speak for myself alone though.

Some ladies don't see anything with a verbally abusive or bossy man. I think the term they call it is 'submissiveness'.

Emotional strength: Mild mannered, easy going. No childish tantrums for me. I will verbally whip you to pieces if you do that near me.

I think that does it.

Nobody is perfect though. You first of all have to love yourself and work on yourself before thinking of others.

I'll advice you to get clay and mould that man for yourself.

kennygee:
Nah, I'll stay in my house and pray for a peaceful election.

aii. Same here

kennygee:
Did Amaechi pay Nairaland for posts about him today?

I don't get.



Looks like he wet his pants.

Kennygee, long time. Will you vote tomao?

Okay na!

This picture was taken yesterday during the second peace accord in the state house.

The carton brown shoulder appearing at the extreme is that of Gen. Abdulsam Abubakar(rtd).

Buhari looks calm and at ease in that picture but GEJ looks perturbed.

May the will of God be done! None of the candidates will make me stand tomao. Anyone who emerges winner should be sworn in.

Nonsense

N2m ke? Okay o I'll call Shamsudeen Bala if he's interested but you can check him up at his father's residence in Life Camp.

Kon kon below (2ce)

Lagbaja nothing for you

If he like he should defect to KOWA party na him sabi.

Okay na but they will be disappointed because there will be no post election violence.

She's pregnant for me!


Dancing shoki ontop my mattress...


Flavour go wan die...















Abeg na joke o!

This country is so funny. How many days remain for Akpabio to step down as governor?

I just don't know why I dislike PEJ naturally.

Nonsense!

Ok

Dat camera wey dat babe carry na die!

eyitayojazz:
mind you..am not owner of this account.

the more you are corrected the more the mistakes. Abeg write in your mother tongue.

Na by force to live for Abuja? With N4m you too can be a landlord. Wise up peeps.

And this fellow will mock PEJ.

OP better correct your title else if the owners of English language decides to trail you, you 'll be in soup.

And this kind of fellow will mock PEJ.

God bless Nigerian Army!