₦airaland Forum

This little write up was borne out of the manner at which some folks waste money for their ladies whom other guys still bleep. For the wise dudes this is breakdown of some spending and what it would have yielded the spender if only he was wise.

Do you know that:


1 Brazillian Hair. = 68 Bags of Cement

1 Quality Handbag = 10 Tankers of Water

1 Quality Shoe. = 1 Trailer of Sand

1 iPhone 6. = 4500 Blocks

NB: Just these are enough to raise a 2 Bedroom apartment to lintel level. Ladies please let your boyfriend be a landlord in 2015.

nijanigga:
ur very cheap attention seeker.

I don't blame you, I blame the gate keepers at Federal Neuro-Psychiatric Hospital, Kaduna for allowing you access to the device before you.

This is a clear evidence that you aren't fit yet.

I hope the indigenous labourers that will be employed will be treated as humans and not animals or slaves in their fatherland?

More so, FIRS should ensure that they don't evade taxation because that's the only way that this sinking economy can keep sailing.

God Bless my Fatherland!!!

GEJ till 2019...

Look at how this cleric that wears half trouser destroyed all that Buhari had hoped to achieve. If we (Nigerian Christians) want to vote by religion then the Hausa Muslims will never rule this nation.

Most illiterate folks will hit here telling me that North has a 'dense' population because the region occupies a large land mass. Let me make it clear that in Northern Nigeria, land mass does not equal to population density; if you doubt me travel across Niger, Borno, Bauchi, Adamawa states to mention but a few and see for yourselves.

The claimed population that Northern Nigeria barks with; how many of them can cast votes that won't be declared void? In other words, illiteracy is at its peak up there.

Northerners should call their shepherds to order because they are the ones jeopardising their progress.

God Bless Nigeria!!!

Vote wisely and Vote GEJ till 2019

E don tey wey I don dey eye and like dis ex-Berem, now known as JackBaueress.

Sha I have a dream!

This my boss has no particuar place of worship. Every Sunday a different Church, different sermon because of different doctrine. This could be why bigoted fellows accuse him of being clueless or sometimes confused.

Just saying though!


Anyway GEJ till 2019

Should the orator win (which is impossible) he will tow the path of Olusegun Mimiko.


Nasarawa 2015; sai Alh. Yusuf Agabi
PDP...Power
Power To The People...PDP

BTW GEJ till 2019. Thank You

So much noise about this 2015 and the election it holds for Nigeria. The North has threatened this Nigeria and the South has also done the same thing to this same Nigeria. In all Nigeria has been mute about the whole rubbish they've been spewing.

I heard Nigeria say "most of these mouthed pigs won't live to see that day and their evil wishes come to pass.

Nigeria I hail thee, so strong and a patient nation. The leaders have looted thee yet thou never ceased to dry up, they've killed your sons and daughters and you patiently keep watching them make you childless.

Arise Nigeria and avenge speedily in anger.

How come we've never heard of anything like Old Girls Association? Abi women no dey dare that side

I pray for more of this experience to all those greedy babes who won't let married men rest. Don't you know that your fun with him is also detrimental to his family's fun.

This is a clear case of reaping what you sow. I'm happy you learned your lessons. But hey, guys aren't that bad after all you are judging the rest of us single guys with a married man. Haba, and u call urself a graduate. You went way too high beyond your reach cos you wanted to intimidate your friends and stand out as a big babe amongst them.

BTW Vote GEJ in 2015 polls. Thank you

MrPresident1:
John 3:7
7 Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again.

This is not about religion, this is about a way of life; the Bible is a Holy Constitution, meant to guide our way of life. Just as we have a constitution to guide democracy in Nigeria, we also have the Bible as a constitution to guide the way of life of a truly sincere person. it is not about religion. AAL RELIGIONS ARE FAKE.

To be born again as Jesus Christ define it, is to be born of water and spirit; to be born of water and spirit is to be filled with the Word of God which now manifests in the way you live and in your interactions, your relationships and your perspectives. There is an inward change due to the imbibing of of a new personal constitution which now manifests itself outwardly.

Being born again is not about looking dull and dreary and carrying the weight of the world on your face, trying to 'please' God like the pharisees of old; being born again is a self renewal in the Word of God.

Akin to moulting, shedding old skin, revealing a newer better skin underneath.

Thank You

This one strong!

MrPresident1:
I am not confusing him, I am only trying to save him from confusion.

Jesus said except a man is born of water and spirit, he cannot enter the kingdom of God. What is water and spirit? water and spirit is the Word of God, that is the meaning of being 'born again'. It is not what you do, it is what you become, inwardly first, then outwardly.

John 3:5
5 Jesus answered, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born of water and [of] the Spirit, he cannot enter into the kingdom of God.

You have not clarified me on John 3:7. The problems with Islam and Christianity today are interpretation and misinterpretation. Everyone claims to have a higher understanding. I hate religion because of too many doctrines.

Strange things happening everyday. Some fellows will come here now and say ETT (End Time Things).

MrPresident1:
Get three Bibles; one KJV, one NIV and one GOOD NEWS Bible.

Start reading the KJV like your life depends on it. READ READ AND READ.

Read the NIV and GOOD NEWS for cross reference, and 'enjoyment' reading. They are watered down Bibles so they are not really so useful for serious study.

Make your spirit holy by imbibing the Word of God.

You don't need to be 'born again', there is nothing like 'becoming a born again', that is religious thrash talk.

John 6:63
63 It is the spirit that quickeneth; the flesh profiteth nothing: the words that I speak unto you, they are spirit, and they are life.

Uncle stop confusing this fellow because becoming 'Born Again' is no religious thrash, if it is as you have claimed then why did Jesus say in John 3:7 " Marvel not that I said unto thee, Ye must be born again."

I visited Nnewi last year. One noticeable thing about Nnewi is that even poorest person could possess a polished building. Nnewi people atimes their money no dey clear for my eye. Fear them o!!!

Soon una go hear say the man don build mansion somewhere, come buy G-wagon join am.

I don't see poverty in this tale at all. Imagine on Christmas day she locked up the kids as they are ruminants. Mtcheeew

I acted this script about 10yrs ago.

kokoA:
the most senseless post I've read this year.

As if I care.

***Continues sipping Jelzin***

Amthol:
good for them
may d good LORD spare our lives till then and beyond

Amen my brother!

Amthol:
@watered pardon me are you saying PDP already has 2019 flag bearer

I love PDP because that party is ahead and ontop of d game. PDP acts Nigeria's politics like a solved mathematics question.

PDP is a party for deep thinkers and not men that walk in shallow waters. Wake up and see things

zubby29:
u r obviously living in d past maybe 4yrs back.wait nd see,gud night

Bros like my Ghanian friend will always say "man no be plenty talk" GEJ will sweep 2015 polls. I pray God keeps us alive and I'll remember you thisday. I've noted ur username so as to keep in touch with you.

zubby29:
he jst said it himself,somtimes i wonder dos callin for his relection if they dnt like good thins,dis man with all due respect has shown he cnt do d job nd yet people out of sentiment are still saying gej.i blv mst Nigerians are fed up

Who told you that most Nigerians are fed up. Its only those who out of sentiments are calling for his sack from Aso Rock. But you know what, that ain't gon happen. Its either GEJ wins or...

GEJ till 2019 after which David Mark continues...

Yes he said it no doubt but remember when he said it your uncles, nephews, nieces and aunts in NE Nigeria weren't misbehaving, they weren't being brainwashed by some dirty doctrines ind name of religion.

The money GEJ had so far spent on security is enough to revamp the power sector if only you guys had allowed him give us the Fresh Air he promised but reverse is the case.

Blame it on APC ApePissing.

GEJ till 2019 after which David Mark continues...

Joke apart, even if I go follow 'ashi' no be dis type wey dey for dis thread. Those men wey dey follow dis ugly thing must be wretched and blind (yet have eyes) folks.

Tufiakwa!!!

Wey be say clan babes full streets like pure water sachets.

sawdust:
Guy,i owe you my new year chicken

Alright bros... Abeg u can send it via Tinubu's private jet. I'll be at NASS junction to collect it.

Barking dogs seldom bite. This is an abandoned child. PDP used this old rag and threw it to the streets.

Nasarawa is not FEC for your information where you usurp authority because you think you are mouthed and you start your frivolous lies.

Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo

Shay shay shay... Shame....

But the ex-president is a handsome man.


GEJ till 2019 after which David Mark continues...

I ate akara and drank pap this morning.

I'm indifferent

nijanigga:
nigerian mentality. what are u going to gain by being the first to post?

Somalian mentality! Didn't u observe I gained ur attention. Good morning 9janiqqa.

M4gunners:
I just look at ur profile and concludes we are not in the same category. So don't bother even if is not joke.

OK!